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Rate police tactics in this carjacking. |
12/06/19 |
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This is how Chad blows out ur future wife |
12/06/19 |
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Damn. Extremely hot professional black chick at bar kept trying to get my attent |
12/06/19 |
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Has anyone seen this “How Far is Tattoo Far” show on MTV? Best show on tv |
12/06/19 |
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Is it true lawman got fired for being autistic, fucks "dumpy and mediocre" women |
12/06/19 |
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Senate to Ford: No worries, maybe next week? Haha |
12/06/19 |
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FBI: Why'd u do it? FR bomber: "Islam." FBI: *slams desk* Don't make me ask agai |
12/06/19 |
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The best part about having a newborn is going to work high |
12/06/19 |
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Trump considering deploying US troops to Venezuela |
12/06/19 |
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OKAY YOU FAGS, WHO'S PLANNING TO GO SOLO IN 2020? |
12/06/19 |
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Pensacola military base shooter was a Saudi "aviation student" |
12/06/19 |
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Every Scorsese movie = diminutive Italians who never workout beat up everyone |
12/06/19 |
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Hypo: In one month, all electricity & running water disappear forever. |
12/06/19 |
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Where are all the Bush supporters who thought the Iraq War was a good idea? |
12/06/19 |
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🇩🇰 🇩🇰 🇩🇰 CARO TO RETIRE AFTER 2020 AO 🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰 |
12/06/19 |
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Reports of "active shooters" at Beefboy Classic |
12/06/19 |
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Dumb fucking pigs fire 200 shots at UPS truck, killing hostage driver (link) |
12/06/19 |
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Why can't black women order a sandwich w/o making a scene? |
12/06/19 |
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Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools |
12/06/19 |
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"Hey, I think that rain check you gave me bounced! Haha. But tapas soon???" |
12/06/19 |
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AJiP is a huge weedhead |
12/06/19 |
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mal have you tried the new malle oud scent |
12/06/19 |
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*Mestizo waiter serves you and Tinder 4 3 bacon wrapped dates for $18* |
12/06/19 |
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120 thing about shitliberalism is ruining legit lib issues |
12/06/19 |
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fun fact: xo server crashes if TS Amanda or Upset Jew stop poasting for 2+ min |
12/06/19 |
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What exactly is Trump being impeached for? |
12/06/19 |
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Far left socialists trying to push Buttgag in order to defeat Warren lmao |
12/06/19 |
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Totally understand, may be looking cash in that rain check next year haha |
12/06/19 |
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🚨 🚨 *** OFFICIAL MPM 2019 NOMINATION THREAD *** 🚨 🚨 |
12/06/19 |
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Unrequited HS crush just texted me out of the blue for a “hang”. Dtf? |
12/06/19 |
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"Hey, never heard back after Thanksgiving text. But, Merry Christmas! Haha." |
12/06/19 |
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HBO Orders Lena Dunham Produced Drama Exploring Sexuality in a Conservative Comm |
12/06/19 |
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Will Boise, Cincy or Memphis be the non-power major bowl team? |
12/06/19 |
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so the key prosecution witness against Zimmerman was an imposter? LMAO |
12/06/19 |
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Bachelor#2 enjoys long walks on the beach and thinks libs are dangerous lunatics |
12/06/19 |
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Every Mario game = diminutive Italians who never workout beat up everyone |
12/06/19 |
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Happy Friday. Let's contemplate ways Dems have fucked up impeachment |
12/06/19 |
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What race is the Peloton wife? |
12/06/19 |
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Ex Machina alternate ending: the "robots" were all biological women |
12/06/19 |
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Good Will Hunting reboot w/ three black women in the role of Will |
12/06/19 |
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Go see Hidden Figures in a black movie theater. It's 180 |
12/06/19 |
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How a Strong Job Market Has Proved the Experts Wrong [NYT] |
12/06/19 |
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Married women traveling for "work" |
12/06/19 |
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ITT guess what the most important status symbol is in New York City |
12/06/19 |
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Remember when the LIBOR was rigged? Haha, good times. |
12/06/19 |
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Hawaiian Divorce filing alleges some fatso has been boning Mrs Zuckerberg |
12/06/19 |
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"Oh man! I hope your cat pulls through surgery! Drinks when he's better! lol" |
12/06/19 |
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"haha, no I get it. Tapas can't be fun during a Lyme flare up - next time!" |
12/06/19 |
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leo should've won an oscar for Departed. racist academy gave it to Forrest Whita |
12/06/19 |
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WHO must go? |
12/06/19 |
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"Teen" hurls boy off London Rate Modern platform. Guess race. |
12/06/19 |
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HE SAID PUSSY! |
12/06/19 |
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Wilbur should I go to the thrice show tomorrow |
12/06/19 |
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Bloodacre I was listening to some strung out |
12/06/19 |
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Crazy that Nofx and Strung Out are still pumping out pop punk albums. |
12/06/19 |
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Elon Musk launches NeuraLink, company to implant electrodes into your brain |
12/06/19 |
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Blacks r so smart, so successful, they create fantasies via movies to prove it |
12/06/19 |
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FUCK L____BS fill in blanks |
12/06/19 |
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Libs are deranged lunatics who are driven insane by decency and wholesomeness |
12/06/19 |
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Journalists are drama queens who love being a part of the story themselves |
12/06/19 |
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Lawman: "Epstein was in Mossad." Bellevue Nurse: "I know, just relax." *hooks IV |
12/06/19 |
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Remember when Trump mocked that retard reporter? |
12/06/19 |
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Hawaii judge BLOCKS Trump's 'public charge' rule for immigrants (nyt) |
12/06/19 |
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"US" libs suing the gov to force welfare-dependent foreigners into the country |
12/06/19 |
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Hey mods let me get a few more characters in my thread titles. This shit is stif |
12/06/19 |
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Do you faggots actually want me to run MPM this year? (jcm) |
12/06/19 |
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"Oh really? If it were true :D would've posted a link and I'm not seeing anythin |
12/06/19 |
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Rate this Wachtell partner |
12/06/19 |
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shitlibs fought for $15, destroyed workers they were trying to help. |
12/06/19 |
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Trump clowning for camera in front of wall - 18000000 fuck libs |
12/06/19 |
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Jenna Jameson quits keto diet, becomes a fat whale (link) |
12/06/19 |
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Where are all the Bush supporters who thought Glycerine was a good song? |
12/06/19 |
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"This is a great day" lawman monotoned before backing into the mounted dildo |
12/06/19 |
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Girl Ive been seeing said my favorite three words last night: Youre so smart |
12/06/19 |
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Highest paid job I can get with a Bachelors in Mol Bio from HYP? |
12/06/19 |
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Glenn Greenwald goes full trumpmo |
12/06/19 |
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And they call her Teee Esss Amanda, where is she, TS Amanda get up on stage |
12/06/19 |
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Henry aaron spends all his free time reading pumo poasts from 2016? |
12/06/19 |
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omggg christmas cookies in the office |
12/06/19 |
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"My 26-Year-Old Model Girlfriend Is Out Of My League": fat guy w/young GF (vid) |
12/06/19 |
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Henry Aaron have you ever been asked to pose for a photo like this? |
12/06/19 |
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Hey JEROMULUS, tell us about the CSLG course. Did you really pay 1000 bucks? |
12/06/19 |
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It seems reptiles & libtards finding common ground in thinking Buttgag is psycho |
12/06/19 |
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Fucking insane emails by probably insane lawyer (link) |
12/06/19 |
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"they bring it in in buckets for this guy!" (trump describing dupa's cum intake) |
12/06/19 |
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Pete Sampras serves and comes into volley on you. What do you do? |
12/06/19 |
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Supreme Court confronts homeless crisis and whether there’s a right to sleep o |
12/06/19 |
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Chads are so hot (Evan) |
12/06/19 |
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Hair Replacement Hair System Review Attaching your Hair System |
12/06/19 |
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building a LEGENDARY stable of alts to vote AGAINST lawman8 in MPM |
12/06/19 |
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*five guys nut into my mouth simulataneously* "No, not gay enough" |
12/06/19 |
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Face it: if it was easy to suck and fuck CHAD, all of you would be bi or gay |
12/06/19 |
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😂 Chinese Women Increasingly Seek Western Sperm Donors 😂 |
12/06/19 |
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Lmfao libs - Why President Trump's sharpied weather map was likely a crime |
12/06/19 |
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Libs. Why? |
12/06/19 |
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Russia is so anti-gay but produced a marginally popular lesbian pop duo? |
12/06/19 |
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'no, make it faggier' (me to my barber) |
12/06/19 |
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Luis apparently made a TikTok account |
12/06/19 |
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rate this tweet from the "Times of Israel" sticking up for the goyim |
12/06/19 |
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diapered tuna hungrily staring at your golden retriever |
12/06/19 |
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🍗 BBQ is gross. 🥩 |
12/06/19 |
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You white boys gonna give me some sugar in MPM 💋💋 |
12/06/19 |
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Robby Mook telling Pam Karlan she should "go for it" with the Barron line |
12/06/19 |
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is The King on netflix any good? |
12/06/19 |
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American Job Growth in November plummets. Unemployment now 5%! |
12/06/19 |
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Peloton wife concerned vulnerable look before starting workouts |
12/06/19 |
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NCAA put Oregon/Utah on friday so it will know whether to order LSU to lose sat |
12/06/19 |
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everything fucking blows |
12/06/19 |
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Libs shaking with rage that some kids like the "bad guys" in Star Wars |
12/06/19 |
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Obamas now worth $150 million after investing $400k presidential salary wisely |
12/06/19 |
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Proles always say "like a boss" (evan39) |
12/06/19 |
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Your other shit about peanuts and "men" makes no sense. |
12/06/19 |
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India's economy exploding; Pakistan not so much |
12/06/19 |
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Sampras, Federer, McEnroe, Nadal #tennis |
12/06/19 |
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Try to imagine Joe Pesci in the movie Heat. You can't, it's too absurd |
12/06/19 |
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Nigger Amazon driver was rude so I reminded him "you're a LITERAL porch monkey" |
12/06/19 |
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49ers suspend analyst for saying football blends into Lamar Jackson's dark skin |
12/06/19 |
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Best female rapper/rap group? |
12/06/19 |
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jfc libs now what is it THIS time? |
12/06/19 |
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22yo hot chick hr manager: "soooo...we've noticed you've been losing your hair" |
12/06/19 |
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Boomers have outgrown real Christmas trees [WaPo] |
12/06/19 |
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Surprised more broke guys in their 50s don't kill themselves |
12/06/19 |
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i'll be watching the LSU Georgia game clo$ely for fraud |
12/06/19 |
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Southern proles w/ 50 acres, ATVs, ponds, woods. NYer = 600 sq feet @ $3500/mo |
12/06/19 |
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Why do insurance companies advertise so much? |
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"Just went to LATIN MASS 180 fuck libs" *beats off to interracial tranny porn* |
12/06/19 |
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Jeep Compass more like JEEP CUMPISS |
12/06/19 |
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Teens at Chick-Fil-A now saying "180 fuck libs" instead of "my pleasure" |
12/06/19 |
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180 fuck libs |
12/06/19 |
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should i learn python or c++ |
12/06/19 |
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lowest unemployment in 50 years. 3.1% wage growth. sorry libs. |
12/06/19 |
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Distressing decline in tiktok threading last few days |
12/06/19 |
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This Time the Allegations Are Serious Vol. 17 by Noah R. Feldman |
12/06/19 |
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Should have peloton girl competitions |
12/06/19 |
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Just like Peloton Wife except she has a personal trainer she also fucks |
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Your Perfect Peloton Wife working out daily to keep her trim figure for you |
12/06/19 |
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Buttplug calls everyone who voted for Trump a racist. |
12/06/19 |
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So Obama is the black stock trader pumo? |
12/06/19 |
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Why women should fight the patriarchy by refusing to get in shape (NYT) |
12/06/19 |
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Uber Says 3,045 Sexual Assaults Were Reported in U.S. Rides Last Year |
12/06/19 |
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hmm good point mr. goy but did u consider the holocaust? |
12/06/19 |
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Played Diablo 3 with lib friend; he kept healing the mobs |
12/06/19 |
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*acquires Boys' Life magazine* *puts GOY SUPERSTAR in charge* |
12/06/19 |
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Some german generals voluntarily went with their men to be tortured by Soviets |
12/06/19 |
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Libs force U.S. army football to remove their motto due to "white supremacy" |
12/06/19 |
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chandler's therapist "so why r u here?" *points to one eyed dog* 'he's gay' |
12/06/19 |
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Judge stops lawyer midsentence: last thing this court needs is a baldy opining |
12/06/19 |
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i hope we see a lot of great threads today |
12/06/19 |
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libs freaked out by new Peloton ad |
12/06/19 |
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Kikes to the left of me, Heeb to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with |
12/06/19 |
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