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Rate these Vegas related texts from one of my pornstar clients (CSLG)

They just can't help being drawn to the alpha Ashkenazi bloo...
fantasy-prone house
  09/05/22
Rate me as a UC university.
ungodly corn cake hairy legs
  09/05/22
No idea who you are. Do you have a different moniker?
fantasy-prone house
  09/05/22
TY Is this pornstar hot?
ungodly corn cake hairy legs
  09/05/22
She is attractive but not at all my type. I have no interest...
fantasy-prone house
  09/05/22
DESCRIBE her.
Thriller resort
  09/05/22
28 year old thin white girl with big natural tits and a very...
fantasy-prone house
  09/05/22
Emailing you brother
Abnormal swashbuckling newt dopamine
  09/07/22
The part you’re not showing, and will never admit, is...
Territorial Son Of Senegal
  09/05/22
More like if the free dinners stopped would these people com...
boyish fiercely-loyal ceo
  09/05/22
Ive never paid for her dinner, brother. Only people I buy di...
fantasy-prone house
  09/05/22
I've never paid for pussy in my life, brother. I understand ...
fantasy-prone house
  09/05/22
Lmaoooo
Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong
  12/05/25
say what you want about me, but i'm straight up about paying...
cracking keepsake machete
  09/05/22
now that KamalaSexy is back would you consider possibly reti...
Spruce shaky range queen of the night
  09/05/22
Why would I do that? I love it here, brother.
fantasy-prone house
  09/05/22
Breaking: Hooker seeks money
Supple market travel guidebook
  09/05/22
...
ultramarine roast beef
  09/05/22
Does she mean Calvin Harris?
big-titted haunted graveyard
  09/05/22
No, not that dude.
fantasy-prone house
  09/05/22
I couldn’t tell what was going on. I’m glad you ...
Contagious selfie halford
  09/05/22
basically he is pretending to be using his "sales skill...
cracking keepsake machete
  09/05/22
It seems like no transaction was arranged. Also, it seems li...
Contagious selfie halford
  09/05/22
I've never given her a gift, money, or slept with her, broth...
fantasy-prone house
  09/05/22
of course i would meet up with you in plano she still thi...
cracking keepsake machete
  09/05/22
Can we take a photo together for XO? I really like the conte...
fantasy-prone house
  09/05/22
yeah i give 0 fucks
cracking keepsake machete
  09/05/22
Fuck ya! What is the nicest place we can go to? Money is no ...
fantasy-prone house
  09/05/22
we don't really have anything you could brag about by taking...
cracking keepsake machete
  09/05/22
III Forks?
Contagious selfie halford
  09/05/22
i think they're turning it into a poker room...
cracking keepsake machete
  09/05/22
End of an era
Contagious selfie halford
  09/05/22
Will you come too, brother?
fantasy-prone house
  09/05/22
Brother you know me. I’ll come wherever.
Contagious selfie halford
  09/05/22
HVAC getting his frequent customer card stamped thrice as he...
fishy soul-stirring circlehead
  09/06/22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae829mFAGGE&t=147s
cracking keepsake machete
  09/06/22
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ungodly corn cake hairy legs
  09/06/22
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onyx legend
  09/06/22
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Abnormal swashbuckling newt dopamine
  09/07/22
Cocks out for content!
Supple market travel guidebook
  09/06/22
is that a Pixel phone?
provocative casino
  09/05/22
Galaxy S22+
fantasy-prone house
  09/05/22
why doesn't a richmo like yourself use apple?
provocative casino
  09/05/22
I'm not interested in men.
fantasy-prone house
  09/05/22
I love men
Razzle-dazzle party of the first part
  09/06/22
ran here
provocative casino
  09/06/22
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  09/06/22
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  09/07/22
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sticky red theatre
  09/07/22
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Supple market travel guidebook
  09/06/22
Galaxy S22 Ultra here. Soooo cr.
bistre toilet seat pistol
  09/06/22
Same.
hyperactive abode
  09/06/22
I'm poasting from mine right now. I also have an iPhone 12 b...
shivering lodge weed whacker
  09/07/22
...
bistre toilet seat pistol
  09/07/22
iPhone 11 here for work. The Samsung is MUCH better.
hyperactive abode
  09/07/22
pics of girls?
Rose University International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/06/22
To be fair, Lol, imagine that you're a middle-aged marrie...
bipolar station roommate
  09/06/22
I just wish I had some friends.
Supple market travel guidebook
  09/06/22
im going to the brazzers house
Buff Pervert
  09/06/22
My man, if you're jealous I'd be happy to get one of them to...
fantasy-prone house
  09/06/22
To be fair, "'Fuck gay people'? Lol bro what are you...
bipolar station roommate
  09/06/22
I mean, you're ranting against some middle age balding lawye...
fantasy-prone house
  09/06/22
"I have no anger towards anyone." That'd be te...
chartreuse parlor regret
  09/06/22
credit where it is due, 180 post
Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong
  12/05/25
This is pathetic.
chartreuse parlor regret
  09/06/22
...
bipolar station roommate
  09/06/22
Slay, qween. Slay.
Dead heady meetinghouse azn
  09/06/22
TY, brother.
fantasy-prone house
  09/06/22
What are the texts about even bud? Doesn’t make any s...
poppy therapy
  09/06/22
I think he’s proud that some high porn star supposedly...
electric stag film
  09/06/22
They're all fucked in the head, it's very common in Californ...
fishy soul-stirring circlehead
  09/06/22
Dinner is mentioned several times, pretty clear these "...
yellow hot garrison
  09/06/22
I would have thought this was cool in 7th grade i also thoug...
Disrespectful bossy step-uncle's house toaster
  09/06/22
Stop lying, he's still hilarious and you know it
passionate shrine boistinker
  09/06/22
Weird Al was and remains the GOAT.
Arousing cerise locus affirmative action
  09/07/22
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sticky red theatre
  09/06/22
This is all very sinful, brother.
tan high-end menage
  09/06/22
"I need to go read to my kids"
Excitant dragon
  09/06/22
i dont see the appeal at all of interacting with porn stars....
hateful drunken old irish cottage indirect expression
  09/06/22
You buy nice dinners for pornstars and in exchange they put ...
Titillating Ape
  09/06/22
I've never bought any pornstars dinners or anything for that...
fantasy-prone house
  09/06/22
You have almost surely posted that you have. Are you exclud...
boyish fiercely-loyal ceo
  09/06/22
wwop
Rose University International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/06/22
your wife is a binary zero and you both are gross
sick embarrassed to the bone library quadroon
  09/06/22
i will never understand why CLSG thinks it is enviable or de...
ruby stimulating milk parlour
  09/06/22
u sound jelly
cracking keepsake machete
  09/06/22
he's right tho
magical trump supporter
  09/07/22
he's the epitome of new money as every fucking thread of his...
Disgusting gas station bbw
  09/06/22
Lol a fucking porn star is schooling you for being around fa...
pink impertinent institution nowag
  09/06/22
he didn't really need to explain himself at all ....may...
bat-shit-crazy hospital immigrant
  09/06/22
Let's get this to 100 folks!
Purple Jewess
  09/07/22
Let's do it, brothers!
fantasy-prone house
  09/07/22
We did it!
Purple Jewess
  09/07/22
What type of work do you do for pornstar clients?
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  09/07/22
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fantasy-prone house
  09/07/22
Would you ever get into wage and hour stripper cases? Appare...
sticky red theatre
  09/07/22
those don't have huge insurance policies
cracking keepsake machete
  09/07/22
Attorneys fees attach. And I'd guess the clubs might be insu...
sticky red theatre
  09/07/22
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cracking keepsake machete
  09/07/22
I sued a strip club before and it settled. I'm sure you can ...
fantasy-prone house
  09/07/22
Then sue the place and then go after the shady owners on a f...
Supple market travel guidebook
  09/07/22
Wow I wonder why this piece of shit’s wife left him
race surrealism
  12/05/25
Can you imagine the discovery in this case lmao
Adolf Hitler Uunona
  12/05/25
discovery in all divorce cases makes me shudder, this one in...
Kenneth Play
  12/05/25
She got depressed and abusive after having kids! (((Trust me...
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Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong
  12/05/25
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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: fantasy-prone house

They just can't help being drawn to the alpha Ashkenazi blood. I might start a course for people on XO to help talk to girls. I mean, it's basically just a sales skill. It's insane how obsessive some women are to me even though I'm a short balding lawyer. I never had a problem getting women to be drawn to me.

Saturday night was 180 too (that's why my client says "have fun being weird tonight"). Had a nice MFFF foursome (first time for me!). Wife and I met a lesbian (I guess I should call bi since they like men too) couple from Idaho. Was two girls. One was decent looking with a good body and below average face. The other was very pretty and had a great body. They were definitely very interested in my wife. She makes a great wingman.

https://imgur.com/a/eVxkJ5i

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124142)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:55 PM
Author: ungodly corn cake hairy legs

Rate me as a UC university.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124151)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:56 PM
Author: fantasy-prone house

No idea who you are. Do you have a different moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124153)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:59 PM
Author: ungodly corn cake hairy legs

TY

Is this pornstar hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124165)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:08 PM
Author: fantasy-prone house

She is attractive but not at all my type. I have no interest in her physically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124208)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Thriller resort

DESCRIBE her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124478)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: fantasy-prone house

28 year old thin white girl with big natural tits and a very average face. Basically the average porn star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124551)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Abnormal swashbuckling newt dopamine

Emailing you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45131355)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: Territorial Son Of Senegal

The part you’re not showing, and will never admit, is that you and your wife pay for that pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124177)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: boyish fiercely-loyal ceo

More like if the free dinners stopped would these people communicate with him more than a couple more times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124191)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: fantasy-prone house

Ive never paid for her dinner, brother. Only people I buy dinners for are poasters and my staff. She actually gets me a $500 Mastros gift card every year for my bday even though Ive never given her a dime or present (besides her case I settled of course). Im just an alpha jew dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124310)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: fantasy-prone house

I've never paid for pussy in my life, brother. I understand why people might get offended or even jealous of my 180 degenerate lifestyle. But I only post the truth on this glorious message board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124194)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

Lmaoooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#49486213)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:56 PM
Author: cracking keepsake machete

say what you want about me, but i'm straight up about paying for pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124518)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Spruce shaky range queen of the night

now that KamalaSexy is back would you consider possibly retiring and never coming back here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124182)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: fantasy-prone house

Why would I do that? I love it here, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124187)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: Supple market travel guidebook

Breaking: Hooker seeks money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124190)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:24 PM
Author: ultramarine roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124295)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: big-titted haunted graveyard

Does she mean Calvin Harris?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124496)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: fantasy-prone house

No, not that dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124580)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Contagious selfie halford

I couldn’t tell what was going on. I’m glad you are having a nice time. Wish you all the luck in the world brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124525)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: cracking keepsake machete

basically he is pretending to be using his "sales skills" and she is too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124553)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Contagious selfie halford

It seems like no transaction was arranged. Also, it seems like porn stars care a lot of about obesity. I would do poorly with pornstars.

I really wish I could live the glamorous LA life. I want to be somebody. I want to maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124569)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: fantasy-prone house

I've never given her a gift, money, or slept with her, brother. No interest in sleeping with her either. If I visit your city can we hang out? I might be out that way middle of next year to see some law school friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124571)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: cracking keepsake machete

of course i would meet up with you in plano

she still thinks she can get money off you (maybe she can't)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124575)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: fantasy-prone house

Can we take a photo together for XO? I really like the content it generates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124584)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: cracking keepsake machete

yeah i give 0 fucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124589)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:11 PM
Author: fantasy-prone house

Fuck ya! What is the nicest place we can go to? Money is no object, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124622)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: cracking keepsake machete

we don't really have anything you could brag about by taking pictures of receipts in Plano

that's the Austin mentality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124651)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: Contagious selfie halford

III Forks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124679)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: cracking keepsake machete

i think they're turning it into a poker room...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124691)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: Contagious selfie halford

End of an era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124692)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: fantasy-prone house

Will you come too, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124700)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: Contagious selfie halford

Brother you know me. I’ll come wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124755)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:26 AM
Author: fishy soul-stirring circlehead

HVAC getting his frequent customer card stamped thrice as he waves CSLG and disco fries into the Korean whorehouse like a third base coach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125154)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:21 AM
Author: cracking keepsake machete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae829mFAGGE&t=147s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125382)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:22 AM
Author: ungodly corn cake hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125383)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: onyx legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45126558)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Abnormal swashbuckling newt dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45132459)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:13 AM
Author: Supple market travel guidebook

Cocks out for content!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125138)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: provocative casino

is that a Pixel phone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124531)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: fantasy-prone house

Galaxy S22+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124557)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:02 PM
Author: provocative casino

why doesn't a richmo like yourself use apple?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124560)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: fantasy-prone house

I'm not interested in men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124574)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:27 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle party of the first part

I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125155)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 10:36 AM
Author: provocative casino

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125806)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: bistre toilet seat pistol



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Disgusting gas station bbw



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Date: September 6th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: hyperactive abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45127916)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: shivering lodge weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45131569)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: ebony concupiscible crackhouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45131581)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:59 PM
Author: sticky red theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45131623)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:15 AM
Author: Supple market travel guidebook

That's what I have. I like it. I wish the screen had just a bit more pixel density though, for when you've really got your face a few inches from it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125141)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: bistre toilet seat pistol

Galaxy S22 Ultra here. Soooo cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125502)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: hyperactive abode

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45127918)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: shivering lodge weed whacker

I'm poasting from mine right now. I also have an iPhone 12 because I'm gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45131571)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:56 PM
Author: bistre toilet seat pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45131610)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:07 PM
Author: hyperactive abode

iPhone 11 here for work. The Samsung is MUCH better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45132277)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 12:02 AM
Author: Rose University International Law Enforcement Agency

pics of girls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45124844)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:19 AM
Author: bipolar station roommate

To be fair,

Lol, imagine that you're a middle-aged married father of two and yet you still think it's, like, soooooooooooooooo cool (omg lol) to be "friends" with pornstars (omg lol!) aka worthless broken whores who literally sell their bodies for money in the most despicable ways which are filmed forever by amoral predators, and oh btw you like to spend your limited time on this Earth texting back and forth with these filthy diseased cunts for some sort of sick misplaced affirmation and also you sometimes pressure your "wife" to have orgies with them (omg lollll!!!) and then to top it all off you like to spend some more of your limited time on this Earth bragging about all of this empty and sick and degenerate meaningless bullshit to a bunch of total strangers online just so that they can hopefully tell you how cool and awesome you are and how great that all sounds.

Congratulations. You now know what it feels like to be Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125148)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:24 AM
Author: Supple market travel guidebook

I just wish I had some friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125153)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: Buff Pervert

im going to the brazzers house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125158)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:39 AM
Author: fantasy-prone house

My man, if you're jealous I'd be happy to get one of them to text you if you shoot me an email. You seem very angry about the entire situation. I just do what makes me happy. My wife is into girls, so no pressure needed, brother. Also, I'd be down to take you out for a nice dinner too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125173)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:40 AM
Author: bipolar station roommate

To be fair,

"'Fuck gay people'? Lol bro what are you, gay? You know only closeted gay people hate gays, right? So are you GAY?!"

Yeah you got me brother I'm so fucking jealous that you get to interact with pornstars and sometimes even have sex with them. Insanely jealous. I'll slink away now and not criticize your life anymore since you got me so good here with this call out which revealed that ackshually, I'm just really jealous of you.

Also just for the record, gay people are awesome and I'm definitely not gay. Please don't call me gay! I have no problem with gays, they're great!

(Damn all of these Jewish moves are so effective in 2022, how can we ever overcome them? Guess we should probably just give up now and stop trying cc: Consuela the Pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125176)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:44 AM
Author: fantasy-prone house

I mean, you're ranting against some middle age balding lawyer who has threesomes at midnight, brother. You seem upset about something. I just don't know what. I'm just here to share some content with my fellow poasters, give them a window into my life and adventures, and kill 5 minutes while I wait for my green tea to brew. I have no anger towards anyone. I love you, my man.

I must have hit a nerve because you edited your post multiple times. I'm really sorry man. You're a 180 poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125182)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:35 AM
Author: chartreuse parlor regret

"I have no anger towards anyone."

That'd be terribly sad if not the case seeing how desperate for approval you are here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125220)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

credit where it is due, 180 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#49486221)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:28 AM
Author: chartreuse parlor regret

This is pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125157)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:38 AM
Author: bipolar station roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125171)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:43 AM
Author: Dead heady meetinghouse azn

Slay, qween.

Slay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125181)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:45 AM
Author: fantasy-prone house

TY, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125184)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:51 AM
Author: poppy therapy

What are the texts about even bud? Doesn’t make any sense in context of the OP. Would’ve been 180 if the link were just three asses in the air instead of some drivel exchange with some lady who no one knows and can’t see pics of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125234)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:04 AM
Author: electric stag film

I think he’s proud that some high porn star supposedly wants him to like her because she is supposed to be doing something else but is texting with him to rate how much he likes her. Pretty weird behavior. Also kind of funny since it is clear that it is cslg that has the insecurity issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125277)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:09 AM
Author: fishy soul-stirring circlehead

They're all fucked in the head, it's very common in California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125283)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:36 AM
Author: yellow hot garrison

Dinner is mentioned several times, pretty clear these "friends" just like using him for free stuff. Much like everyone else in his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125392)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:18 AM
Author: Disrespectful bossy step-uncle's house toaster

I would have thought this was cool in 7th grade i also thought weird al was hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125287)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: passionate shrine boistinker

Stop lying, he's still hilarious and you know it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125480)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: Arousing cerise locus affirmative action

Weird Al was and remains the GOAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45131637)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:28 AM
Author: sticky red theatre

Suga, I lived dat life long nuff, I can tell ya....dey want something from you baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125385)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:59 AM
Author: tan high-end menage

This is all very sinful, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125413)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:46 AM
Author: Excitant dragon

"I need to go read to my kids"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125489)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: hateful drunken old irish cottage indirect expression

i dont see the appeal at all of interacting with porn stars. would you engage in long text chains with prostitutes? it's the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125494)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 9:00 AM
Author: Titillating Ape

You buy nice dinners for pornstars and in exchange they put you in touch with women who would be willing to have sex with you and your wife.

I rate it 3/10 as a lifestyle and 6/10 as bort content. You should do more shitlaw posting it’s more engaging and I rate that stuff 8/10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45125518)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: fantasy-prone house

I've never bought any pornstars dinners or anything for that matter, brother. Only XO posters and staff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45126220)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:15 PM
Author: boyish fiercely-loyal ceo

You have almost surely posted that you have. Are you excluding ex pornstars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45126562)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 11:36 AM
Author: Rose University International Law Enforcement Agency

wwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45126111)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: sick embarrassed to the bone library quadroon

your wife is a binary zero and you both are gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45126596)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: ruby stimulating milk parlour

i will never understand why CLSG thinks it is enviable or desirable to be around people involved with pornography, let alone 'porn stars.' they are all mentally ill drug-addicted hookers. i can practically smell the vape clouds and body spray. i don't know why you would have any proximity to this if you're raising a family and trying to establish a great 'all-american lifestyle' for them as CSLG likes to claim.

i guess it cuts along with the general dorky vibe he gives off. he's a small-statured video game nerd who got married at 20, so there may be some arrested development there. if he thinks about what is appealing to other adults but has the mentality of a 22 year old or whatever, it makes sense that he would think this is really cool. if you are wealthy and attractive, you probably don't have to send a bunch of chumpy texts to someone named 'chloe' who takes a gallon of cum to her face from strangers monthly and makes extra money shoving things in her asshole in front of her laptop while a bunch of teenagers and incels send her cash app money.

there are plenty of attractive women in the world who would somewhat set aside looks if you are cool and have money. people in porn are dumb, trashy, and unstable. what is the appeal? and sorry brother but you are a little slippery with the truth on this issue -- similar to RSF claiming no woman has ever been with him due to his $$$. what do you think the odds are that this woman is friendly to you if you manage a produce section at Ralph's but otherwise are the same person ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45126728)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:23 PM
Author: cracking keepsake machete

u sound jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45127127)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: magical trump supporter

he's right tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45131619)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:24 PM
Author: Disgusting gas station bbw

he's the epitome of new money as every fucking thread of his demonstrates, so nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45127129)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:25 PM
Author: pink impertinent institution nowag

Lol a fucking porn star is schooling you for being around fat proles and thinking it's cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45127134)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:31 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hospital immigrant

he didn't really need to explain himself at all

....maybe "And? Fat people are actually pretty funny...especially when they struggle to tie their shoes"

"Beats hanging out with people who have gonorrhea"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45127162)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:57 PM
Author: Purple Jewess

Let's get this to 100 folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45131615)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:52 PM
Author: fantasy-prone house

Let's do it, brothers!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45131890)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:19 PM
Author: Purple Jewess

We did it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45132332)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant cruel-hearted public bath macaca

What type of work do you do for pornstar clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45131908)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:04 PM
Author: fantasy-prone house

They are all car accident clients. It started when I repped one of them, then she referred her friends, who referred friends, etc. Now I have about 6-8 active cases with pornstars and I've handled maybe 20 or so for different pornstars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45131955)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:31 PM
Author: sticky red theatre

Would you ever get into wage and hour stripper cases? Apparently they are all improperly labeled as independent contractors and when they decide it's time to hang up their heels, they can all get a pay day by suing the club. Maybe Tommy can do this for you with his employment law experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45132122)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: cracking keepsake machete

those don't have huge insurance policies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45132126)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: sticky red theatre

Attorneys fees attach. And I'd guess the clubs might be insured somehow for that. Regardless it's probably a file a complaint and get a settlement without any work type situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45132144)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: cracking keepsake machete

πŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45132151)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: fantasy-prone house

I sued a strip club before and it settled. I'm sure you can find it since you Google me multiple times a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45132221)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: Supple market travel guidebook

Then sue the place and then go after the shady owners on a fraudulent transfer (or similar) theory. I've been able to reach small business owners behind their entities in nearly every case I've tried to do it where bankruptcy didn't save them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#45132233)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: race surrealism

Wow I wonder why this piece of shit’s wife left him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#49485905)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Adolf Hitler Uunona

Can you imagine the discovery in this case lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#49485938)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

discovery in all divorce cases makes me shudder, this one included. i saw the screenshot of the exhibits with cslg reddit posts on salary and networth a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#49486209)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: golden retriever

She got depressed and abusive after having kids! (((Trust me brother!!)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#49485952)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#49486217)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#49486387)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Johnny 99



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2"#49486195)