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every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 pur...
Appetizing station
  12/23/25
i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and...
Boyish locale depressive
  12/23/25
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  12/23/25
lol. same with every thanks email i send
Appetizing station
  12/23/25
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  12/23/25
...
indigo institution fanboi
  12/23/25
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  12/23/25
...
Effete buff ratface
  12/23/25
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  12/23/25
"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I ...
Violet useless legend
  12/24/25
I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU
fighting stage party of the first part
  12/29/25
EVERY SINGLE TIME
Soul-stirring meetinghouse cuck
  12/30/25
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  01/17/26
I use the time-and-tested "I attach"
Passionate Ape
  12/24/25
...
fighting stage party of the first part
  12/29/25
...
Soul-stirring meetinghouse cuck
  12/30/25
nature of the assignment
Greedy swashbuckling sanctuary
  12/23/25
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  12/23/25
...
Greedy swashbuckling sanctuary
  12/23/25
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  12/23/25
...
indigo institution fanboi
  12/23/25
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  12/23/25
tp
Drunken public bath
  12/30/25
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  12/31/25
...
Glassy Zombie-like Location
  01/14/26
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  01/14/26
I love cum and cocks brother
Thriller state
  12/23/25
...
Titillating heaven
  12/29/25
The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER&...
lavender heady base halford
  12/23/25
i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking...
indigo institution fanboi
  12/23/25
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  12/23/25
...
supple trust fund
  12/23/25
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  12/23/25
...
Boyish locale depressive
  12/23/25
Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memph...
Iridescent Glittery Senate
  12/23/25
you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is g...
indigo institution fanboi
  12/23/25
I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv t...
Iridescent Glittery Senate
  12/23/25
it's poignant and heartwarming how that song resonates with ...
indigo institution fanboi
  12/23/25
...
Comical parlor
  12/24/25
...
beady-eyed medicated native faggot firefighter
  12/24/25
ran here
Soul-stirring meetinghouse cuck
  12/23/25
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  01/04/26
"I'm Gay"
arousing love of her life dilemma
  12/23/25
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  12/23/25
...
Greedy swashbuckling sanctuary
  12/23/25
"tp."
Drunken public bath
  12/31/25
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  12/31/25
I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially gro...
translucent area
  12/23/25
180
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  12/23/25
...
Boyish locale depressive
  12/23/25
...
Drunken public bath
  12/23/25
...
supple trust fund
  12/29/25
"My vertical crust."
Spectacular Athletic Conference Garrison
  12/23/25
Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laug...
Floppy hissy fit
  12/23/25
I blurted out fuck my ass once at work
Buck-toothed alcoholic theater puppy
  12/23/25
same here with "nigger"
Passionate Ape
  12/24/25
i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustwor...
indigo institution fanboi
  12/23/25
Twice she grounder her butthold
infuriating vivacious haunted graveyard new version
  12/23/25
...
Costumed Bateful Striped Hyena
  12/23/25
tp
Drunken public bath
  12/30/25
I always think of the "No way it's actually 6 mill-Hi, ...
Crawly Maroon Library
  12/23/25
i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who jus...
indigo institution fanboi
  12/23/25
wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out
Stimulating Stain Multi-billionaire
  12/23/25
BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp
Drunken public bath
  12/23/25
*scrape, scrape, scrape*
Stimulating Stain Multi-billionaire
  12/23/25
WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every ...
Iridescent Glittery Senate
  12/23/25
lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo li...
Appetizing station
  12/23/25
Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance"...
Iridescent Glittery Senate
  12/23/25
ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get i...
Appetizing station
  12/23/25
180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006
Red sexy rehab
  12/23/25
89763247893264987342
Iridescent Glittery Senate
  12/23/25
this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didn...
Appetizing station
  12/23/25
i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the...
Irradiated Ruddy Jap
  12/23/25
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  01/04/26
whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic a...
Red sexy rehab
  12/23/25
Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding
fishy international law enforcement agency codepig
  12/23/25
Thanks!
Soul-stirring meetinghouse cuck
  12/23/25
...
Red sexy rehab
  12/23/25
Thanl!*
Iridescent Glittery Senate
  12/23/25
...
Exciting Startled Orchestra Pit Doctorate
  12/31/25
You should be thinking more about whether lettuce is faggot
Lime Whorehouse Mother
  12/23/25
...
Umber razzle-dazzle tank hunting ground
  12/23/25
relatedly, cannot go near a subway without thinking "da...
indigo institution fanboi
  12/24/25
Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if...
concupiscible snowy incel
  12/23/25
WHOOOSHHH! and 180
Pale talented temple
  12/23/25
Woah, CR
Drunken public bath
  12/23/25
😽😽😽
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  12/23/25
...
Drunken public bath
  12/24/25
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  12/29/25
Concerned Dad here,
embarrassed to the bone odious resort
  12/23/25
tp.
Drunken public bath
  12/31/25
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  12/31/25
...
flesh pit
  01/09/26
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  01/15/26
mostly BOM threads CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEG...
khaki old irish cottage
  12/24/25
Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm. towards...
indigo institution fanboi
  12/24/25
Every time I make a mess I think “garbage man earn his...
Dull Boltzmann
  12/24/25
...
Passionate Ape
  12/24/25
I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thu...
fighting stage party of the first part
  12/29/25
I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash l...
orchid ladyboy business firm
  12/30/25
How you going to bring up boom and not mention house of horr...
Iridescent Glittery Senate
  12/24/25
...
Lake Associate Den
  12/30/25
...
fighting stage party of the first part
  12/29/25
I've definitely used "we'll see what unfolds" and ...
Disrespectful shaky preventive strike
  12/24/25
...
Glassy Zombie-like Location
  01/14/26
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  01/14/26
Jew-Vax, Nig Riot, WWIII
Claret flickering national mediation
  12/24/25
Fuck my ass
Dull Boltzmann
  12/24/25
tp
Drunken public bath
  12/31/25
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  12/31/25
here’s the thing about peterman and doobs when doob...
Bossy flushed stag film gay wizard
  12/24/25
...
Wonderful church therapy
  12/24/25
...
fighting stage party of the first part
  12/29/25
Deals have to close
Comical parlor
  12/24/25
tp
Drunken public bath
  12/31/25
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  12/31/25
none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser
fishy international law enforcement agency codepig
  12/24/25
tp
Drunken public bath
  12/24/25
Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.
concupiscible snowy incel
  12/24/25
...
Drunken public bath
  12/24/25
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  12/29/25
MOTHER, open your blouse for I AM THIRSTY! tp
Drunken public bath
  12/24/25
- Paul Atreides tp, probably
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  12/29/25
180 cr tp
Drunken public bath
  12/30/25
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  12/31/25
"Oh, what a scholar!"
beady-eyed medicated native faggot firefighter
  12/24/25
"tp."
Drunken public bath
  12/30/25
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  12/31/25
...
transparent charismatic liquid oxygen electric furnace
  12/24/25
thank i have to go back and add an 's'
Mahogany Nursing Home Nibblets
  12/24/25
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  01/14/26
I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out&hellip...
Cocky Community Account
  12/25/25
I've accidentally dropped "CR" a couple of times i...
Fiercely-loyal ivory mood
  12/29/25
"Nigger sneakers squeaking on a jew court" ruined ...
french mad cow disease hospital
  12/29/25
my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other da...
Olive menage
  12/29/25
this was also boom
fighting stage party of the first part
  12/29/25
Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?
Avocado toilet seat hominid
  12/29/25
This.
Overrated Reading Party School Cafeteria
  01/14/26
Don't even remember where it came from (maybe some long forg...
khaki old irish cottage
  12/30/25
The thread on biglaw themed horror movies “Friday the ...
Cerebral people who are hurt
  12/30/25
nutella and rina haggling over frog prices in a jungle azn l...
razzle rose hell
  12/30/25
tp.
Drunken public bath
  12/30/25
doobs beating RSF to death with an oar off the italian coast...
Drunken public bath
  12/30/25
Inuit man
zippy crackhouse
  12/30/25
tp
Drunken public bath
  12/30/25
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  01/09/26
Whenever I set the garbage can out and it's really full I th...
cobalt market mexican
  01/09/26
180^180
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  01/09/26
...
flesh pit
  01/14/26
...
Crystalline judgmental dopamine
  01/17/26


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Appetizing station

every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 purchase, i quote CSLG to my wife about the best part of being rich (cf. his buying soda cup for water)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534307)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Boyish locale depressive

i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and “Behold, the attachment” basically every time I email a meaningful attachment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534316)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534320)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Appetizing station

lol. same with every thanks email i send

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534328)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534357)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: indigo institution fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534372)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534375)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Effete buff ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49535572)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49535590)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Violet useless legend

"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I interact with friends and colleagues still at firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49536587)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: fighting stage party of the first part

I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49548935)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: Soul-stirring meetinghouse cuck

EVERY SINGLE TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49549293)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49596828)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Passionate Ape

I use the time-and-tested "I attach"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49537870)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: fighting stage party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49548910)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: Soul-stirring meetinghouse cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49549292)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Greedy swashbuckling sanctuary

nature of the assignment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534324)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534327)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Greedy swashbuckling sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534358)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534359)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: indigo institution fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534378)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534404)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Drunken public bath

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49551294)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49552223)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Glassy Zombie-like Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49590186)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49590190)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Thriller state

I love cum and cocks brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534355)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Titillating heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49548918)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: lavender heady base halford

The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: indigo institution fanboi

i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking "gimme the beef boy." in fact, not flame, i just had to google the song to remember the real lyric.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534377)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534387)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: supple trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534401)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534402)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Boyish locale depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534589)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Iridescent Glittery Senate

Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memphis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534643)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: indigo institution fanboi

you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is goatus potus tier too. couldn't stop thinking about it recently because of the anniversary of the edmund fitzgerald.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534655)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Iridescent Glittery Senate

I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv there was a ton of Edmund Fitzgerald meme'ing IRL though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: indigo institution fanboi

it's poignant and heartwarming how that song resonates with men. we do share a cosmic fraternity that slimepits will never grasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534677)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Comical parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49537113)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed medicated native faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49537126)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Soul-stirring meetinghouse cuck

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534850)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49562316)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: arousing love of her life dilemma

"I'm Gay"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534395)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534403)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Greedy swashbuckling sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534689)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Drunken public bath

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49552238)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49552247)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: translucent area

I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially groups of muskrats, raccoons, squirrels, beavers, platypuses, because of zeke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534409)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534411)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Boyish locale depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534591)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Drunken public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49535803)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: supple trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49548600)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Spectacular Athletic Conference Garrison

"My vertical crust."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534418)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Floppy hissy fit

Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laughing to myself like a lunatic.

I'm constantly thinking "fuck my ass", "I'm gay", and "nigger!" in response to everyday life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534419)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Buck-toothed alcoholic theater puppy

I blurted out fuck my ass once at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534540)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Passionate Ape

same here with "nigger"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49537875)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: indigo institution fanboi

i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustworthy people as a derivation of "i'm screwed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534556)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: infuriating vivacious haunted graveyard new version

Twice she grounder her butthold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534542)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Costumed Bateful Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534760)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Drunken public bath

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49551289)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Crawly Maroon Library

I always think of the "No way it's actually 6 mill-Hi, who just joined" posts when I dial into a zoom call early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534600)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: indigo institution fanboi

i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who just joined" *robot voice* "ASSFAGGOT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534613)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Stimulating Stain Multi-billionaire

wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534617)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Drunken public bath

BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534628)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Stimulating Stain Multi-billionaire

*scrape, scrape, scrape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534631)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: Iridescent Glittery Senate

WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every cfb season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534645)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Appetizing station

lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo lingo. i said something to my dad recently about tyrolean doobs and got a puzzled look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534753)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Iridescent Glittery Senate

Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance" Rafa Nadal or Lance Alcatraz are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534761)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Appetizing station

ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49535454)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Red sexy rehab

180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534839)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Iridescent Glittery Senate

89763247893264987342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534846)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Appetizing station

this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didnt know it was you. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49535455)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Irradiated Ruddy Jap

i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the maine stream media

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534712)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49562315)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Red sexy rehab

whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic and calling the groom a faggot

also at thanksgiving, doobs again, declaring the stuffing is mushy, reminding him of pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534837)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: fishy international law enforcement agency codepig

Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534843)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring meetinghouse cuck

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534852)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Red sexy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534855)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Iridescent Glittery Senate

Thanl!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49534856)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Exciting Startled Orchestra Pit Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49552242)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Lime Whorehouse Mother

You should be thinking more about whether lettuce is faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49535430)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Umber razzle-dazzle tank hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49535433)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: indigo institution fanboi

relatedly, cannot go near a subway without thinking "dat too many lettuce"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49536685)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: concupiscible snowy incel

Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if FLW thought of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49535561)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Pale talented temple

WHOOOSHHH! and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49535585)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Drunken public bath

Woah, CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49535594)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine

😽😽😽

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49535702)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Drunken public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49537174)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49547910)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone odious resort

Concerned Dad here,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49535809)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Drunken public bath

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49552243)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49552250)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: flesh pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49576888)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49592642)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: khaki old irish cottage

mostly BOM threads

CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEGE IS A FUCKING JOKE (TAKE OUT SOME MORE LOANS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!)

I want total chaos communism

I want to be beaten to death with baseball bat on tv

Etc

Theres also stuff like petro once did a series of posts on what it would be like to wake and bake and play bubble bobble as an 80s college student but those are much fuzzier memories where I can't actually recall what was posted

I think about the bizbort a lot and periodically bump like 30 threads from there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49536591)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: indigo institution fanboi

Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm.

towards what end?

I'd say right about in the middle.

classic xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49536692)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Dull Boltzmann

Every time I make a mess I think “garbage man earn his pay today”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49537065)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Passionate Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49537877)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: fighting stage party of the first part

I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thugs in black dresses"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49548944)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: orchid ladyboy business firm

I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49551280)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Iridescent Glittery Senate

How you going to bring up boom and not mention house of horror or she's in adult gig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49537867)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Lake Associate Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49551284)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: fighting stage party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49548941)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: Disrespectful shaky preventive strike

I've definitely used "we'll see what unfolds" and "pretty much anywhere we want" around my relatively normal friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49536595)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Glassy Zombie-like Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49590188)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49590192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Claret flickering national mediation

Jew-Vax, Nig Riot, WWIII

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49536773)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Dull Boltzmann

Fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49537064)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Drunken public bath

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49552241)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49552253)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Bossy flushed stag film gay wizard

here’s the thing about peterman and doobs

when doobs struts into the flyin' j to get his shitpipe stuffed with man juice, everyone knows what's up. he's an old-timer by now. he's like the old motherly waitress/chef at the family-owned diner where you grew up — one look at you walking through the front door and, with a warm smile and nod, she gets cracking on your old regular order without a hitch, not having forgotten even though you haven't been there for five years. doobs knows all the johns by now, knows just how they like it, and comes ready to please. when the deed is done, the deed is done right, and everyone goes home happy — both the ginger with the brimming boipussy and the john with the emptied load. there's almost a semblance of respect in it all — everyone knows their place and puts their heads down to get the job done.

but peterman's new to this game. he scampers in like a bucking bull — arms akimbo, rosebud wide — pining uncontrollably for a heaping slab of man meat and a slurp of the ol' west virginia chowdah. no grace. no control. no self-respect. he comes in hungry as they come, but he's gotta learn how to please — and the johns gotta keep puttin' him in his place. a nice hard smack here and there. leave a beet red hand print on that ass so the next trucker knows that this boy's an ornery one. but he'll learn his way around a cock if it's the last thing he does — he's puttin' in hours at record pace, and the boys at the ol' j won't have it any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49537107)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Wonderful church therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49537125)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: fighting stage party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49548945)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Comical parlor

Deals have to close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49537117)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Drunken public bath

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49552237)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49552255)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: fishy international law enforcement agency codepig

none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49537119)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Drunken public bath

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49537175)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: concupiscible snowy incel

Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49537558)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Drunken public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49537863)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49548883)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Drunken public bath

MOTHER, open your blouse for I AM THIRSTY! tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49537177)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine

- Paul Atreides tp, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49548884)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Drunken public bath

180 cr tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49551288)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49552221)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed medicated native faggot firefighter

"Oh, what a scholar!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49537707)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Drunken public bath

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49551291)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49552222)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: transparent charismatic liquid oxygen electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49537712)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Mahogany Nursing Home Nibblets

thank

i have to go back and add an 's'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49537721)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49590182)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Cocky Community Account

I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out…” recently irl

That poast really stuck with me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49539135)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal ivory mood

I've accidentally dropped "CR" a couple of times in social contexts

both times people asked "what" and I had to hastily backtrack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49548888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: french mad cow disease hospital

"Nigger sneakers squeaking on a jew court" ruined basketball for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49548917)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: Olive menage

my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other day about this. i told it to her, i don't know, a decade ago? she still thinks about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49548930)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: fighting stage party of the first part

this was also boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49548948)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Avocado toilet seat hominid

Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49548942)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Overrated Reading Party School Cafeteria

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49590370)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: khaki old irish cottage

Don't even remember where it came from (maybe some long forgotten 4-reply bizbort post) but "unrealized gains realized" pops in my head all the time. A powerful turn of phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49550723)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Cerebral people who are hurt

The thread on biglaw themed horror movies “Friday the 31st: Jason enters his time”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49550734)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: razzle rose hell

nutella and rina haggling over frog prices in a jungle azn language like lao or hmong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49551263)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Drunken public bath

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49551282)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Drunken public bath

doobs beating RSF to death with an oar off the italian coast tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49551281)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: zippy crackhouse

Inuit man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49551287)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Drunken public bath

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49551298)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49576856)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: cobalt market mexican

Whenever I set the garbage can out and it's really full I think of "Garbage man will earn his keep today"

Also a random thread that asked "Are handrails prole?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49577083)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49577139)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: flesh pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49590343)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: Crystalline judgmental dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2"#49596831)