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Got kicked out of Whole Foods for hitting on a woman, woke bullshit

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. T...
gaped bawdyhouse round eye
  05/01/26
did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you ...
seedy indirect expression
  05/01/26
Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school
gaped bawdyhouse round eye
  05/01/26
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house-broken elite state rigor
  05/01/26
idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like wha...
seedy indirect expression
  05/01/26
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Olive fiercely-loyal set
  05/01/26
The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp
Boyish step-uncle's house
  05/01/26
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gaped bawdyhouse round eye
  05/02/26
"she blushed and said uh maybe another time" ...
Cream sexy corn cake
  05/01/26
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milky dingle berry
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Enola str8
  05/21/26
Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread
Spectacular wagecucks
  05/01/26
If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her ...
adventurous cuckold windowlicker
  05/01/26
down her ass crack and smell it after tp
Vivacious property
  05/01/26
libs ruined everything Libs surveing smoldering, ruined Am...
milky dingle berry
  05/02/26
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Fragrant Alpha Orchestra Pit
  05/02/26


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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: gaped bawdyhouse round eye

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass. So I walk up to her and start a conversation. Things were totally normal. I complimented her on the pants and she was very receptive to that, then I asked if I could run my hand down her ass crack and smell it after and she blushed and said uh maybe another time. So I went to check out, a bald lib man (store manager) rushes me and makes a big show of telling me to leave immediately. He took my photo and said he'd call the police if I ever returned. I gave him my faggy salad and mineral water to put back and went home kinda bemused. Can't do shit anymore as a man.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: seedy indirect expression

did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you were asking her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2"#49857545)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: gaped bawdyhouse round eye

Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2"#49857548)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: house-broken elite state rigor



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: seedy indirect expression

idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like whats described in the op. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2"#49857564)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Olive fiercely-loyal set



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Boyish step-uncle's house

The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: gaped bawdyhouse round eye



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Cream sexy corn cake

"she blushed and said uh maybe another time"

since you can't go back to the whole foods you should find her at some other place and ask her there. She's clearly open to the idea. Poast everything you know about her and which Whole Foods this was, your XO bros can help you out with the research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2"#49857622)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:49 AM
Author: milky dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2"#49859034)



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Date: May 21st, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Enola str8



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Spectacular wagecucks

Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2"#49858073)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: adventurous cuckold windowlicker

If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her leaving his house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2"#49858308)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Vivacious property

down her ass crack and smell it after tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2"#49858365)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:48 AM
Author: milky dingle berry

libs ruined everything

Libs surveing smoldering, ruined America: "Well, we did it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2"#49859032)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:53 AM
Author: Fragrant Alpha Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2"#49859039)