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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: Black useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49519900) |
Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: racy demanding principal's office mexican 710K (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49519904) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM Author: Black useless brakes lawyer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49519912) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: racy demanding principal's office mexican yea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49519925) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM Author: Black useless brakes Biglaw? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49519931) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM Author: Diverse telephone generalized bond Me: 842k Wife: 267K
Including last year's bonus |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM Author: hot brilliant lay weed whacker Lawyers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520498) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM Author: Diverse telephone generalized bond My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520499) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM Author: thriller skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520500) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM Author: henna jew cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522136) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM Author: vibrant love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522234) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM Author: frum range prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522244) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: Galvanic Impertinent Dilemma Affirmative Action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524723) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM Author: glassy medicated lettuce pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528367) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM Author: mustard offensive therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528449) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM Author: plum arousing house toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528567) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Vengeful ruby theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531910) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM Author: opaque foreskin church $350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49519929) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM Author: Black useless brakes Trash or legal fees? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49519933) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM Author: opaque foreskin church Picking up trash would be much more dignified (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520159) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM Author: henna jew cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522139) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: lime site famous landscape painting $130k in shitlaw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49519936) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: cerise state as a solo? associate? paralegal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49519937) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM Author: lime site famous landscape painting AssociaTTTe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520075) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM Author: Black useless brakes why dont you go solo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520077) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Claret crawly spot hairy legs I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522472) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM Author: lime site famous landscape painting Nigger voicemail$ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523830) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM Author: house-broken slimy address A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49519948) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM Author: house-broken slimy address When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.
Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.
Turns out I was a retard for going in house. |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: house-broken slimy address To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520240) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: Irate nursing home you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520352) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM Author: racy demanding principal's office mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520383) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM Author: Emerald step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522387) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM Author: Milky center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528363) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: henna jew cuck In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?
This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM Author: Odious hairless national nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522385) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: Bright dead orchestra pit volcanic crater Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522508) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: house-broken slimy address Over $400k if you add wife.
After tax income: ~200k
Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k
Child care: ~$50k
Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM Author: Bright dead orchestra pit volcanic crater You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523480) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM Author: olive vivacious box office kitty you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525980) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM Author: Bright dead orchestra pit volcanic crater I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528347) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM Author: Disrespectful Place Of Business 286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49519951) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: henna jew cuck Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522256) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM Author: smoky university clown PATRIARCHY!!!
Of course it doesn’t. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: henna jew cuck Oh. So why does she work? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522351) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM Author: Rebellious gaping 180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49519965) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Emerald step-uncle's house don't you brag about being rich? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522392) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM Author: electric citrine indian lodge hominid sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522784) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM Author: Aromatic Pontificating Boistinker me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k
but i was also laid off
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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM Author: Irate nursing home if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520019) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM Author: transparent stead Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520082) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM Author: Cyan location laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520207) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM Author: Bright dead orchestra pit volcanic crater $790K. Wife made about $15K. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520114) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: Black useless brakes Doing what, and why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520142) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM Author: Bright dead orchestra pit volcanic crater I am atty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520156) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Black useless brakes I know that, I meant your wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520161) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM Author: house-broken slimy address He's an attorney. What's so complicated? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520202) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM Author: titillating talking point I understand that he's an attorney (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522699) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: titillating talking point I understand that he's an attorney (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522705) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Twinkling space dingle berry I understand that he's an attorney (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527326) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM Author: Bipolar vermilion new version He's an attorney. What's so complicated? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49532966) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM Author: titillating talking point I understand that he's an attorney (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49534294) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: Autistic ceo trump supporter Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520223) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM Author: henna jew cuck I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522258) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Twinkling space dingle berry yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527328) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM Author: Autistic ceo trump supporter You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527624) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM Author: Bright dead orchestra pit volcanic crater I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531954) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Autistic ceo trump supporter Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531959) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Bright dead orchestra pit volcanic crater ? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531998) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM Author: Twinkling space dingle berry I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49532872) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM Author: glassy medicated lettuce pocket flask lol I make more money than lex tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528370) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM Author: Bright dead orchestra pit volcanic crater Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528421) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM Author: Soggy office windowlicker I feel safe in this subthread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531586) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM Author: Soggy office windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531589) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM Author: Soggy office windowlicker lex how’s your dating life? jw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531592) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM Author: Autistic ceo trump supporter I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531824) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: Irate nursing home why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520253) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Cyan location laser beams Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520283) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: Irate nursing home i don't even know whether my wife has a job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520363) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM Author: frum range prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522246) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM Author: henna jew cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522259) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM Author: Soggy office windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531594) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: Emerald step-uncle's house not enough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520256) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM Author: Concupiscible idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524556) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Territorial azn little under $6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520288) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM Author: house-broken slimy address MFCR. State occupation, thank. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520304) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM Author: Diverse telephone generalized bond 271K TOPS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520377) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM Author: Pink self-absorbed market philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520585) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM Author: Rebellious gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520702) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM Author: Territorial azn sorry ur mad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522735) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: charismatic chartreuse fat ankles factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525741) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: Maniacal arrogant roommate faggotry Six figures, champ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520329) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM Author: thriller skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520502) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM Author: Emerald step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520594) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM Author: Geriatric degenerate twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524786) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM Author: plum arousing house toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528564) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Stirring plaza fanboi -$184K (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520375) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM Author: Sickened Excitant Potus Theater I fail to see how this is relevant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520501) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: dark hyperventilating area Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520506) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM Author: vibrant love of her life holy fuck how jewish are you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522240) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM Author: Idiotic coffee pot low-200s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520548) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM Author: massive station dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520555) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: Fluffy irradiated community account like 2 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520858) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM Author: soul-stirring stage giraffe $360k in tech (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522161) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM Author: Marvelous Locus Antidepressant Drug Less than I want but way more than I deserve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522182) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM Author: Rose Harsh Native I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522192) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM Author: Marvelous Locus Antidepressant Drug Shrew'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522198) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM Author: Vengeful ruby theater stage lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522202) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: Rose Harsh Native She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522694) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM Author: electric citrine indian lodge hominid (guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Rose Harsh Native thank you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522969) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM Author: trip maroon national security agency mad-dog skullcap I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524077) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM Author: multi-colored pearl crackhouse reading party Who wants to pay off my house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522200) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM Author: Razzmatazz selfie negative money (lived off debt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522220) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM Author: big hell ~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522245) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: vibrant love of her life what happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522255) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM Author: big hell i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522320) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: frum range prole if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.
my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM Author: Black useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522284) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: Exciting resort Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522287) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM Author: Odious hairless national nowag $600k as solo lolyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522333) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM Author: Sepia Ape Private Investor Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525725) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM Author: smoky university clown ~$900k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522345) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM Author: Big-titted Internet-worthy Shrine Organic Girlfriend Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522793) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM Author: Concupiscible idiot Wow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522813) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM Author: Emerald step-uncle's house Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523151) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM Author: Big-titted Internet-worthy Shrine Organic Girlfriend How many blowjobs can I get for that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523174) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: Emerald step-uncle's house well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523284) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Big-titted Internet-worthy Shrine Organic Girlfriend That 1/3 sounds disappointing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523287) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: cracking filthy mother half-breed lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523843) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM Author: Emerald step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531645) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: electric citrine indian lodge hominid you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522815) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM Author: erotic snowy hospital the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522960) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM Author: electric citrine indian lodge hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523114) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Bipolar vermilion new version I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523288) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM Author: beady-eyed institution Lol rfk did 20pullups on video. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523407) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM Author: crystalline party of the first part if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+
maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: beady-eyed institution Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525630) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM Author: erotic snowy hospital LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49529038) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Vengeful ruby theater stage You sound poor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523499) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM Author: Geriatric degenerate twinkling uncleanness but self-selection... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524790) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM Author: 180 jade school nibblets I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523808) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM Author: Overrated Unhinged Library XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"
*rubs hands togther*
"But I made 750k last year!!!!!" |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: 180 jade school nibblets Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.
And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM Author: Marvelous Locus Antidepressant Drug Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524660) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM Author: 180 jade school nibblets It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525097) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM Author: racy demanding principal's office mexican back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525701) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: Soggy office windowlicker Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525737) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM Author: 180 jade school nibblets TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49526155) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: Territorial azn this is correct.
I started with 26 people in my summer class.
Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.
Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr
three others are in-house
All others are somewhere other than law. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM Author: Overrated Unhinged Library amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525050) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM Author: Concupiscible idiot The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525106) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM Author: Black useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525129) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM Author: racy demanding principal's office mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525700) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM Author: Galvanic Impertinent Dilemma Affirmative Action $160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523890) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM Author: soul-stirring stage giraffe I paid just under that in taxes this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525732) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM Author: Sticky set somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524680) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM Author: Sticky set this number includes all income, not just wagecucking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524683) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM Author: Sticky set actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524686) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Deep hall puppy A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.
Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.
Solo PI. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM Author: lemon turdskin rehab How do you get your taxable income lower? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525966) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM Author: Deep hall puppy Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own office building Office building depreciation/property taxes Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off. like 75k in meals and travel Gas Health Insurance Mortgage interest home/office I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc. ~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.
Creative but nothing fraud.
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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Black useless brakes Creative but nothing fraud tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49526159) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM Author: Bright dead orchestra pit volcanic crater Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527453) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM Author: Deep hall puppy Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528026) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM Author: Bright dead orchestra pit volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528065) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: beady-eyed institution About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525872) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM Author: olive vivacious box office kitty 425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525997) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Ultramarine brunch still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527285) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM Author: Twinkling space dingle berry it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.
next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months. |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Bright dead orchestra pit volcanic crater That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527331) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Twinkling space dingle berry at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.
i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.
equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.
if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.
we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.
all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass. |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM Author: Bright dead orchestra pit volcanic crater We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.
It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that. |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM Author: Black useless brakes Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527341) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM Author: Twinkling space dingle berry it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.
when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)
you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good. |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM Author: Black useless brakes are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527349) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM Author: Twinkling space dingle berry if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?
i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.
we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.
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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM Author: Black useless brakes i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527369) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM Author: Twinkling space dingle berry yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527372) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM Author: Black useless brakes are you still pozzed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527430) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM Author: Twinkling space dingle berry undetectable brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527434) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM Author: Black useless brakes i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527443) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM Author: Twinkling space dingle berry wow this is hot, let's take this off boart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527490) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Boyish Amethyst Sanctuary Persian $595k (which is like $390k after taxes) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527325) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM Author: mustard offensive therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528452) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM Author: Lascivious lake roast beef Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527340) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Contagious Masturbator Mood 600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked
30hr/week |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM Author: Autistic ceo trump supporter 180 last note (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49532880) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM Author: lemon turdskin rehab About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.
It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.
However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.
Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026. |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM Author: Twinkling space dingle berry that is 180, very impressive.
very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.
but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.
on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot. |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM Author: Bright dead orchestra pit volcanic crater I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528342) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM Author: Twinkling space dingle berry i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528390) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM Author: cerise state just do discreet affairs bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528356) |
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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: lemon turdskin rehab Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49538515) |
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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM Author: bull headed mediation gaming laptop I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49540547) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM Author: Histrionic Newt CSLG free thread. Odd case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531487) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM Author: plum arousing house toaster Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531946) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM Author: racy demanding principal's office mexican count any bonus you received in calendar 2025 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49533223) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM Author: beady-eyed institution I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM Author: bull headed mediation gaming laptop About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.
Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later. |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM Author: Concupiscible idiot Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49532879) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM Author: racy demanding principal's office mexican whats the other 35% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49533222) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: Bipolar vermilion new version cap gains (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49539832) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM Author: racy demanding principal's office mexican are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49540017) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM Author: Concupiscible idiot I'm up like $440k now on the year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49540047) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM Author: Ultramarine brunch ~$500k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49538879) |