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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
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passionate spruce sex offender reading party
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
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  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
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  12/12/25
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  12/17/25
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  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Poppy Temple Crotch
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
passionate spruce sex offender reading party
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Poppy Temple Crotch
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
passionate spruce sex offender reading party
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
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  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
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  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Turquoise Indian Lodge Chad
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
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  12/18/25
lol
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  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
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  12/17/25
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  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Thriller carmine state weed whacker
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
adventurous party of the first part
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
crimson curious fortuitous meteor regret
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Thriller carmine state weed whacker
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
adventurous party of the first part
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Thriller carmine state weed whacker
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
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  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
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Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
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  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
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  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
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  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
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  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
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  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
appetizing charcoal persian faggot firefighter
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Nudist french goal in life striped hyena
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
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  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
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  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
adventurous party of the first part
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
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  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
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  12/17/25
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  12/17/25
I am not!
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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: passionate spruce sex offender reading party

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: passionate spruce sex offender reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: slap-happy kink-friendly business firm black woman

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: flickering bistre shrine twinkling uncleanness

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Thriller carmine state weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Naked ruby theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: lime multi-colored yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Poppy Temple Crotch

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: passionate spruce sex offender reading party

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Poppy Temple Crotch

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: passionate spruce sex offender reading party

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: transparent exhilarant theater hissy fit

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: passionate spruce sex offender reading party

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Turquoise Indian Lodge Chad

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: passionate spruce sex offender reading party

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: crimson curious fortuitous meteor regret

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Turquoise Indian Lodge Chad

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: passionate spruce sex offender reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Thriller carmine state weed whacker

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: crimson curious fortuitous meteor regret

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Thriller carmine state weed whacker

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Thriller carmine state weed whacker

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Nudist french goal in life striped hyena

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Indecent station sweet tailpipe

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: fuchsia property elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: trip piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: glittery abode

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: garnet floppy wrinkle jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: passionate spruce sex offender reading party

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: mewling heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: cracking place of business factory reset button

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: appetizing charcoal persian faggot firefighter

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Nudist french goal in life striped hyena

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: appetizing charcoal persian faggot firefighter

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Nudist french goal in life striped hyena

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: appetizing charcoal persian faggot firefighter

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: onyx supple stead gay wizard

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: cracking place of business factory reset button

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: onyx supple stead gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: cracking place of business factory reset button

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: dull tanning salon

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518198)