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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Vengeful athletic conference
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
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Subjective 6s? 100%
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but where will I get an aneurysm
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navy market
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
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  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Wild persian
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
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JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
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Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
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I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
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  12/12/25
tp.
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zero %. 0.00%
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they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
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  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
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If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
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  12/12/25
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Garnet meetinghouse love of her life
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Vengeful athletic conference

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: navy market

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac gold liquid oxygen

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Garnet meetinghouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Bright Contagious Puppy Abode

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: multi-colored internet-worthy national wrinkle

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Garnet meetinghouse love of her life

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Floppy maniacal gay wizard generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Vibrant Salmon Mad-dog Skullcap Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Comical sanctuary dysfunction

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: aquamarine theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: spruce step-uncle's house

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: slippery bawdyhouse milk

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: navy market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Vengeful athletic conference

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Amber location striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Wild persian

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Stirring station

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Comical sanctuary dysfunction

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Light beady-eyed legal warrant coffee pot

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: azure lascivious useless brakes roommate

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Comical sanctuary dysfunction

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Light beady-eyed legal warrant coffee pot

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: stubborn really tough guy

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: azure lascivious useless brakes roommate

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: stubborn really tough guy

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Floppy maniacal gay wizard generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Floppy maniacal gay wizard generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Aqua Organic Girlfriend Resort

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: cerise deranged private investor kitchen

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Garnet meetinghouse love of her life

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Bright Contagious Puppy Abode

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Bateful Honey-headed Party Of The First Part Pit

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac gold liquid oxygen

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Bateful Honey-headed Party Of The First Part Pit

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Garnet meetinghouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Trip Brass Son Of Senegal

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: charcoal irradiated death wish casino

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Exciting thirsty pozpig

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49506164)