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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
coiffed sandwich
  11/24/25
if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
Jeffrey Edward Epstein
  11/24/25
No
Innumerable balancing tests TP
  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
coiffed sandwich
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
Green Jollly Rancher
  11/24/25
Okay Christian.
Innumerable balancing tests TP
  11/24/25
...
Gobble Gobble da gook
  11/25/25
I'm Indian
Gobble Gobble da gook
  11/24/25
dot or feather
coiffed sandwich
  11/24/25
What do you think? I'm on here
Gobble Gobble da gook
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
coiffed sandwich
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
Gobble Gobble da gook
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
Paralegal Mohammad
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
coiffed sandwich
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
Paralegal Mohammad
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
coiffed sandwich
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
Paralegal Mohammad
  11/24/25
Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
Jeffrey Edward Epstein
  11/24/25
yes
....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..
  11/24/25
of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
real men wearing real watches
  11/24/25
I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
coiffed sandwich
  11/24/25
...
Nazca Redlines
  11/24/25
...
potluck
  11/24/25
...
zoomer sexuality expert
  11/25/25
cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
kenneth play
  11/24/25
I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
coiffed sandwich
  11/24/25
(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
kenneth play
  11/24/25
more like cooper fagg
Jobs
  11/24/25
I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
my dog has shot fewer people than Dick Cheney
  11/24/25
Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
.,.,.,....,.,..,.,.,.,
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
Jeffrey Edward Epstein
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
Covid was a Hoax
  11/24/25
"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
Nazca Redlines
  11/24/25
Depends. Can I play completely nude?
concern boner
  11/24/25
Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
Gefilte Fish Vindaloo
  11/24/25
...
chandler (retired)
  11/25/25
...
coiffed sandwich
  11/25/25
CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  11/25/25
thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
real men wearing real watches
  11/25/25
Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
Candy Ride
  11/25/25
The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  11/25/25
6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
t.rick o'treat panama
  11/25/25
do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
Barack Carcetti
  11/25/25


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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: coiffed sandwich

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Jeffrey Edward Epstein

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Innumerable balancing tests TP

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: coiffed sandwich

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Green Jollly Rancher

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Innumerable balancing tests TP

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Gobble Gobble da gook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49459315)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Gobble Gobble da gook

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: coiffed sandwich

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Gobble Gobble da gook

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: coiffed sandwich

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Gobble Gobble da gook

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: coiffed sandwich

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: coiffed sandwich

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457549)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Jeffrey Edward Epstein

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..


yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: real men wearing real watches

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: coiffed sandwich

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: zoomer sexuality expert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: kenneth play

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: coiffed sandwich

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: kenneth play

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Jobs

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: my dog has shot fewer people than Dick Cheney (let us rid ourselves of the fiction that low oil prices are good)

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: .,.,.,....,.,..,.,.,.,

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Jeffrey Edward Epstein

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: concern boner

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49458330)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Gefilte Fish Vindaloo

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: coiffed sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: real men wearing real watches

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Candy Ride

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: t.rick o'treat panama (1)

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Barack Carcetti

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2"#49459291)