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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Marvelous parlour french chef
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
Bonkers ebony dysfunction
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Charismatic yapping goyim
  12/12/25
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pungent doctorate theater stage
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
big-titted sandwich box office
  12/12/25
easy
cowardly nibblets location
  12/12/25
lol ok man
pungent doctorate theater stage
  12/12/25
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Outnumbered property
  12/12/25
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Orchid Resort Candlestick Maker
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100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
bat shit crazy shitlib
  12/12/25
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Excitant yellow cuckold
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
Odious Up-to-no-good Becky
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
vengeful native immigrant
  12/12/25
...
Bonkers ebony dysfunction
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Marvelous parlour french chef
  12/12/25
...
Misunderstood Ticket Booth Travel Guidebook
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Honey-headed Boyish Idiot Rigor
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
diverse queen of the night den
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
bat shit crazy shitlib
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
Puce elastic band orchestra pit
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
charcoal ape place of business
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
bat shit crazy shitlib
  12/12/25
tp.
Puce elastic band orchestra pit
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
Aromatic french church building
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
charcoal ape place of business
  12/12/25
who is that
Aromatic french church building
  12/12/25
...
Outnumbered property
  12/12/25
...
Outnumbered property
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
wonderful sanctuary feces
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
rusted flickering yarmulke
  12/12/25
cr
pungent doctorate theater stage
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
big-titted sandwich box office
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
stirring whorehouse
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Charismatic yapping goyim
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
stirring whorehouse
  12/12/25
...
pungent doctorate theater stage
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
dashing sick principal's office
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Startling comical hissy fit stock car
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
vivacious field
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Marvelous parlour french chef

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Bonkers ebony dysfunction

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Charismatic yapping goyim

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: pungent doctorate theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: big-titted sandwich box office

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: cowardly nibblets location

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: pungent doctorate theater stage

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Outnumbered property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Orchid Resort Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: bat shit crazy shitlib

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Excitant yellow cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Odious Up-to-no-good Becky

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: vengeful native immigrant

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Bonkers ebony dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Marvelous parlour french chef

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Misunderstood Ticket Booth Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Honey-headed Boyish Idiot Rigor

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: diverse queen of the night den

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: bat shit crazy shitlib

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Puce elastic band orchestra pit

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: charcoal ape place of business

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: bat shit crazy shitlib

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Puce elastic band orchestra pit

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Aromatic french church building

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: charcoal ape place of business

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Aromatic french church building

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Outnumbered property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Outnumbered property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: wonderful sanctuary feces

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: rusted flickering yarmulke

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: pungent doctorate theater stage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: big-titted sandwich box office

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: stirring whorehouse

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Charismatic yapping goyim

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: stirring whorehouse

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: pungent doctorate theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: dashing sick principal's office

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Startling comical hissy fit stock car

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: vivacious field

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49506164)