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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: glittery fanboi den

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: glittery fanboi den



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: Glassy Hall Therapy



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: costumed center coffee pot



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: Glassy Hall Therapy



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: lascivious trust fund market

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Alcoholic big wagecucks

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#47092722)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: costumed center coffee pot



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Odious cheese-eating state



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Thriller autistic corn cake

<3 u guys so much

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: carnelian really tough guy theater

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#47092714)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: glittery fanboi den

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Alcoholic big wagecucks

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: white galvanic french chef

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Chartreuse institution gunner



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: saffron narrow-minded laser beams



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: costumed center coffee pot



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Talented pungent dog poop



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: costumed center coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#47098836)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Alcoholic big wagecucks

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: aquamarine supple senate hairy legs



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: costumed center coffee pot



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: glittery fanboi den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#47111825)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution gunner



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: excitant hairless locus jap

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Alcoholic big wagecucks



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Curious reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#48816958)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: Curious reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#47133294)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Chartreuse institution gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#47133299)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: lemon laughsome field mood

under appreciated thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#47133305)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: glittery fanboi den

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Chartreuse institution gunner

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: Curious reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#47142866)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: glittery fanboi den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#48309451)



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Twinkling bull headed internal respiration hospital



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: up-to-no-good doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#48796380)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: glittery fanboi den



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Burgundy arousing travel guidebook

they might not be sure themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#48899759)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#49467430)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Odious cheese-eating state

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#48945298)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#49467427)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#49467431)