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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: bat shit crazy milk church building

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: bat shit crazy milk church building



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: wild messiness indirect expression

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Foreskin Voyeur

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: Diverse Cumskin Locus

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: bat shit crazy milk church building

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Foreskin Voyeur

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Foreskin Voyeur

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
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this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: bat shit crazy milk church building

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: buck-toothed ape

she was a bowl of yams

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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: flickering resort faggotry

they might not be sure themselves

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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Contagious overrated national security agency

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
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