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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
Charcoal people who are hurt faggotry
  12/29/15
b!
Bipolar locale doctorate
  12/29/15
C
Self-centered set
  12/29/15
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Odious High-end Bawdyhouse Hunting Ground
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c
Zippy partner hell
  12/29/15
a
lime multi-colored stain
  12/29/15
a
learning disabled casino weed whacker
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
Bipolar locale doctorate
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
Charcoal people who are hurt faggotry
  12/29/15
...
Odious High-end Bawdyhouse Hunting Ground
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
Bipolar locale doctorate
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
Lilac french chef
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Odious High-end Bawdyhouse Hunting Ground
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?
Lilac french chef
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Odious High-end Bawdyhouse Hunting Ground
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You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
Charcoal people who are hurt faggotry
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...
Odious High-end Bawdyhouse Hunting Ground
  12/29/15
c for sure
Lilac french chef
  12/29/15
C
learning disabled casino weed whacker
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c
Anal charismatic point
  12/29/15
Xo
Self-centered set
  12/29/15
chaturbate
aromatic clear community account brethren
  12/30/15
C!
Bipolar locale doctorate
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
Bipolar locale doctorate
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
glassy histrionic famous landscape painting
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...
Odious High-end Bawdyhouse Hunting Ground
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...
Self-centered set
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
Anal charismatic point
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
talented jap abode
  12/29/15
lol ouch
Splenetic Outnumbered Locus
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
Lilac french chef
  12/29/15
...
Bateful Office Goyim
  12/30/15
...
Odious High-end Bawdyhouse Hunting Ground
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
passionate unhinged black woman clown
  12/30/15
You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
Charcoal people who are hurt faggotry
  12/30/15
2
Splenetic Outnumbered Locus
  12/30/15
I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
passionate unhinged black woman clown
  12/30/15
police
aromatic clear community account brethren
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1
learning disabled casino weed whacker
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lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
Self-centered set
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Self-centered set
  01/02/16
4 and 180
Anal charismatic point
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
Anal charismatic point
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...
Self-centered set
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18000000000000000000000000000000000
vigorous burgundy gas station mad cow disease
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Big-titted affirmative action potus
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next chapter please!
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Charcoal people who are hurt faggotry

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Bipolar locale doctorate

b!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Self-centered set

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Odious High-end Bawdyhouse Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29480970)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Zippy partner hell

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: lime multi-colored stain

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: learning disabled casino weed whacker

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: Bipolar locale doctorate

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Charcoal people who are hurt faggotry

I can', A & B ar tied :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481164)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: Odious High-end Bawdyhouse Hunting Ground



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Bipolar locale doctorate

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Lilac french chef

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Odious High-end Bawdyhouse Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481225)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Lilac french chef

?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Odious High-end Bawdyhouse Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481289)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Charcoal people who are hurt faggotry

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Odious High-end Bawdyhouse Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Lilac french chef

c for sure

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: learning disabled casino weed whacker

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Anal charismatic point

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481436)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Self-centered set

Xo

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: aromatic clear community account brethren

chaturbate

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Bipolar locale doctorate

C!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Bipolar locale doctorate

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: glassy histrionic famous landscape painting

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Odious High-end Bawdyhouse Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Self-centered set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Anal charismatic point

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: talented jap abode

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Splenetic Outnumbered Locus

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Lilac french chef

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Bateful Office Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Odious High-end Bawdyhouse Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: passionate unhinged black woman clown

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Charcoal people who are hurt faggotry

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Splenetic Outnumbered Locus

2

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: passionate unhinged black woman clown

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: aromatic clear community account brethren

police

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: learning disabled casino weed whacker

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Self-centered set

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Self-centered set



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: Anal charismatic point

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Anal charismatic point

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Self-centered set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: vigorous burgundy gas station mad cow disease

18000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: Big-titted affirmative action potus



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: Flushed haunting sneaky criminal

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: bungulator



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: Adventurous Site



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