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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
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  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Vivacious mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
This one stings.
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I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
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  01/25/16
Brutal
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...
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  10/27/17
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  01/25/16
toxic
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  01/25/16
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EDITED too painful to contemplate
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  01/25/16
jfc
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  01/25/16
Cr edit
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  01/25/16
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iridescent codepig
  01/25/16
Cr
appetizing pervert mexican
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
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  01/25/16
hm
Obsidian brunch
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
submissive wrinkle faggotry
  01/25/16
wait
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'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
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  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Razzmatazz Kitty
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
iridescent codepig
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
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Balding Party Of The First Part
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  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
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  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
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  01/25/16
Fucking 180
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  01/25/16
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  01/27/16
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180 KILLSHOT
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  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
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  01/25/16
ouch
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  01/26/16
poison
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  01/26/16
180
Vivacious mad-dog skullcap
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Balding Party Of The First Part
  01/26/16
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Emerald Therapy
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
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  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
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  01/26/16
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  10/21/16
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  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
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  01/26/16
RIP brother
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  09/27/16
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  08/12/19
180
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  01/26/16
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  01/26/16
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  01/30/16
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but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
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...
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  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
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  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
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  02/22/16
God have mercy.
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  01/03/17
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  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
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  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
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  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
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  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape
  01/25/16
toxic
submissive wrinkle faggotry
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
submissive wrinkle faggotry
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
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  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
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  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
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  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
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  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
submissive wrinkle faggotry
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
big affirmative action
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
big affirmative action
  01/25/16
TY bro
Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape
  01/25/16
...
glittery address
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
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  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
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credited advice
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  05/24/18
even more toxic
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  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
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RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
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  01/25/16
i lol'd
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  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
big affirmative action
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
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  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Vivacious mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
...
maroon halford generalized bond
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
lavender stain
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
lavender stain
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
lavender stain
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
submissive wrinkle faggotry
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
lavender stain
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
submissive wrinkle faggotry
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
lavender stain
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
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  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
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  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape
  01/25/16
Lmao
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well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
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  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
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  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
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Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape
  01/25/16
...
scarlet multi-colored multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Emerald Therapy
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Wonderful startling site
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Green thriller school cafeteria
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
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  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
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http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
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  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
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  08/08/19
LOL
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JFC
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  03/19/20
Update?
zippy doobsian hall
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
House-broken selfie
  01/25/16
...
Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape
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...
Deep hairraiser forum
  05/19/16
...
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I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
nighttime home
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
scarlet multi-colored multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
nighttime home
  01/26/16
Cr
scarlet multi-colored multi-billionaire
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...
Vermilion irradiated black woman trailer park
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Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
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...
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What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
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  01/26/16
...
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  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
floppy regret
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
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  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
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...
smoky sticky circlehead
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Vivacious mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Balding Party Of The First Part
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
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  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
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  01/26/16
Lmfao
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Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
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...
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smoky sticky circlehead
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Deep hairraiser forum
  03/28/16
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  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
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...
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  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Jade Hateful Idiot
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
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...
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  10/24/16
...
Balding Party Of The First Part
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Diverse knife jew
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
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  04/04/16
...
Charismatic turdskin
  03/15/17
*applause*
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Balding Party Of The First Part
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
nighttime home
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Balding Party Of The First Part
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*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
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...
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packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
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...
scarlet multi-colored multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
...
big affirmative action
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
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  01/26/16
Describe
nighttime home
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
motley hunting ground house
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
nighttime home
  01/26/16
...
Balding Party Of The First Part
  01/26/16
...
big affirmative action
  01/26/16
Please be flame
appetizing pervert mexican
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
motley hunting ground house
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
iridescent codepig
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
motley hunting ground house
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
hot stead nibblets
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
soul-stirring chad
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
motley hunting ground house
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Emerald Therapy
  01/26/16
Fuck
hot stead nibblets
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
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  01/26/16
cq's!
submissive wrinkle faggotry
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
motley hunting ground house
  01/26/16
...
burgundy greedy temple clown
  03/19/20
...
Charismatic turdskin
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Pea-brained Filthpig Puppy
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Jade Hateful Idiot
  01/26/16
except for your autism
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  01/26/16
...
appetizing pervert mexican
  01/26/16
...
hyperventilating cocky parlour sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Jade Hateful Idiot
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
big affirmative action
  01/26/16
...
soul-stirring chad
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Jade Hateful Idiot
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
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  01/26/16
...
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fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
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wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
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it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
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180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
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soul-stirring chad
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And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
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Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
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Obeezy’s recent past*
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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I hate you for this.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: iridescent codepig

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Kitty

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678486)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Rusted Reading Party

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Overrated embarrassed to the bone french chef

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: pontificating frum piazza fanboi

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Ivory Scourge Upon The Earth Sex Offender



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy immigrant

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: iridescent codepig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: iridescent codepig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: submissive wrinkle faggotry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678964)



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Author: Obsidian brunch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: submissive wrinkle faggotry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Balding Party Of The First Part

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678967)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: pontificating frum piazza fanboi

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Kitty

180 thread

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: iridescent codepig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Kitty

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Balding Party Of The First Part



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Author: Bat shit crazy immigrant



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: scarlet multi-colored multi-billionaire

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679333)



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Author: appetizing pervert mexican



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: big affirmative action

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

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This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: walnut arousing field

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Chocolate Institution



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Author: Rusted Reading Party



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Author: submissive wrinkle faggotry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680090)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680205)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680268)



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Author: lavender stain

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: glittery address

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680340)



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Author: appetizing pervert mexican

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680420)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy immigrant

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Author: self-absorbed set

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Balding Party Of The First Part



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Emerald Therapy

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Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683275)



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Author: olive market internal respiration

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29714619)



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Author: Vermilion irradiated black woman trailer park

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: submissive wrinkle faggotry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31696500)



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Author: swashbuckling swollen nursing home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: motley hunting ground house

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: lascivious degenerate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31509905)



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Author: marvelous shrine

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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Heady pistol

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Lake passionate windowlicker karate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29740482)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29888868)



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Author: comical fiercely-loyal tanning salon

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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: spruce electric plaza fortuitous meteor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29909715)



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Author: french lettuce

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Author: internet-worthy main people

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Author: Sepia vibrant juggernaut

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32287948)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32440078)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: tan histrionic cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: mildly autistic box office

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: hot stead nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: maniacal vigorous meetinghouse coffee pot

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: cracking buff pocket flask

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Galvanic elite locus

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Bull headed private investor idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: plum cerebral rehab legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: hyperventilating cocky parlour sneaky criminal

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: black people who are hurt friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Rough-skinned massive national athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: poppy supple brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: transparent aromatic newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Honey-headed pozpig

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: aggressive turquoise native rigpig

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Laughsome khaki double fault

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Well-lubricated carmine coldplay fan step-uncle's house

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: glittery address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: trip brilliant laser beams point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: submissive wrinkle faggotry

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: submissive wrinkle faggotry

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: submissive wrinkle faggotry

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Jade Hateful Idiot

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: submissive wrinkle faggotry

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: big affirmative action

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: big affirmative action

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: glittery address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Wonderful startling site

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: charcoal pisswyrm cuckold

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Pearl stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: burgundy greedy temple clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: chrome curious senate famous landscape painting

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: hyperventilating cocky parlour sneaky criminal

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: submissive wrinkle faggotry

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: dashing library

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: submissive wrinkle faggotry

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Diverse knife jew

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: big affirmative action

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: submissive wrinkle faggotry

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: confused opaque police squad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: submissive wrinkle faggotry

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Vivacious mad-dog skullcap

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: maroon halford generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: lavender stain

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: lavender stain

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: lavender stain

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: submissive wrinkle faggotry

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: lavender stain

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: submissive wrinkle faggotry

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: lavender stain

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: submissive wrinkle faggotry

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Learning disabled trump supporter

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: iridescent codepig

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: submissive wrinkle faggotry

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Balding Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: maroon halford generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: zombie-like slimy menage

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: scarlet multi-colored multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Emerald Therapy

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Wonderful startling site

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Green thriller school cafeteria

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Yellow bateful gaping

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: chrome curious senate famous landscape painting

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: lascivious degenerate

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: tantric razzle indian lodge antidepressant drug

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: swashbuckling swollen nursing home

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: wine stirring church building

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: burgundy greedy temple clown

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: zippy doobsian hall

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: House-broken selfie

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Deep hairraiser forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: racy indecent candlestick maker dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: nighttime home

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: scarlet multi-colored multi-billionaire

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: nighttime home

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: scarlet multi-colored multi-billionaire

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Vermilion irradiated black woman trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Vermilion irradiated black woman trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: nighttime home

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: aggressive turquoise native rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: deranged hideous stage

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: deranged hideous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: floppy regret

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: disturbing hospital

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: geriatric aqua cumskin trust fund

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: smoky sticky circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Vivacious mad-dog skullcap

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Balding Party Of The First Part

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: iridescent codepig

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: geriatric aqua cumskin trust fund

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: floppy regret

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Gaped bawdyhouse feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: zombie-like slimy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: marvelous shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Balding Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: smoky sticky circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Deep hairraiser forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: poppy supple brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: clear costumed base

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Jade Hateful Idiot

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: marvelous shrine

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: cream pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Balding Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Diverse knife jew

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: mind-boggling tattoo

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Charismatic turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Magical razzle-dazzle location tank

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: transparent aromatic newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: chrome curious senate famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Balding Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: nighttime home

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Balding Party Of The First Part

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: nighttime home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: nighttime home

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: scarlet multi-colored multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: big affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: motley hunting ground house

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: nighttime home

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: motley hunting ground house

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: nighttime home

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Balding Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: big affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: motley hunting ground house

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: iridescent codepig

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: motley hunting ground house

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: hot stead nibblets

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring chad

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: motley hunting ground house

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Emerald Therapy

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: hot stead nibblets

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: racy indecent candlestick maker dingle berry

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: submissive wrinkle faggotry

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: motley hunting ground house

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: burgundy greedy temple clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Charismatic turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Pea-brained Filthpig Puppy

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Jade Hateful Idiot

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: aggressive turquoise native rigpig

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: hyperventilating cocky parlour sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Jade Hateful Idiot

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: big affirmative action

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Jade Hateful Idiot

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: geriatric aqua cumskin trust fund

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: smoky sticky circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Vermilion irradiated black woman trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Charismatic turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: disturbing hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: nighttime home

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: cream pit

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Deep hairraiser forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: lime exciting space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good very tactful mother

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: motley hunting ground house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Balding Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: iridescent codepig

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Dull Disrespectful Theatre Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: geriatric aqua cumskin trust fund

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: motley hunting ground house

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Balding Party Of The First Part

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: motley hunting ground house

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Balding Party Of The First Part

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: motley hunting ground house

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Aquamarine resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: geriatric aqua cumskin trust fund

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: motley hunting ground house

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: iridescent codepig

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: motley hunting ground house

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: iridescent codepig

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: geriatric aqua cumskin trust fund

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: iridescent codepig

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: motley hunting ground house

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Grizzly fragrant hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Excitant keepsake machete

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy immigrant

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: hot stead nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: marvelous shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: big affirmative action

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: racy indecent candlestick maker dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: smoky sticky circlehead

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Soggy headpube indirect expression

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Underhanded Public Bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author:  maize potus theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: hot stead nibblets

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: motley hunting ground house

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Excitant keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Excitant keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Emerald Therapy

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: motley hunting ground house

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Emerald Therapy

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: motley hunting ground house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: motley hunting ground house

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Emerald Therapy

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: motley hunting ground house

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Emerald Therapy

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: motley hunting ground house

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Emerald Therapy

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Balding Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Diverse knife jew

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Citrine Crackhouse Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring chad

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Emerald Therapy

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring chad

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Emerald Therapy

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring chad

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Emerald Therapy

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring chad

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Emerald Therapy

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: bistre unhinged deer antler

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Emerald Therapy

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: bistre unhinged deer antler

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: submissive wrinkle faggotry

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Emerald Therapy

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring chad

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Emerald Therapy

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Jade Hateful Idiot

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Emerald Therapy

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring chad

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Emerald Therapy

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: submissive wrinkle faggotry

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Pearly Shitlib

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy immigrant

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Well-lubricated carmine coldplay fan step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Nofapping love of her life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: glittery address

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: racy indecent candlestick maker dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Lake passionate windowlicker karate

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author:  jewess

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: glittery address

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: motley hunting ground house

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author:  jewess

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Grizzly fragrant hell

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Diverse knife jew

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Balding Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Deep hairraiser forum

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Citrine Crackhouse Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: red aphrodisiac casino striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Balding Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: anal stag film bbw

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: zippy doobsian hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Balding Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: ungodly heaven queen of the night

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: glittery address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: iridescent codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: stimulating mauve parlor boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: geriatric aqua cumskin trust fund

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: zippy doobsian hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Balding Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  corner telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: iridescent codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: racy indecent candlestick maker dingle berry

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: submissive wrinkle faggotry

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author:  jewess

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: red aphrodisiac casino striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Orange School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: racy indecent candlestick maker dingle berry

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author:  nudist water buffalo

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: chrome curious senate famous landscape painting

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: ungodly heaven queen of the night

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: azure low-t sweet tailpipe

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: marvelous shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: iridescent codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Charismatic turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: red aphrodisiac casino striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  Weed Whacker

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Amethyst ticket booth goyim

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: burgundy greedy temple clown

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Twinkling associate dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Deep hairraiser forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  property faggot firefighter

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: burgundy greedy temple clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  Demanding Depressive Kitchen

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Chartreuse State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: iridescent codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: hot stead nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: racy indecent candlestick maker dingle berry

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Bull headed private investor idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Dark chapel

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Dark chapel

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Orange School

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: slate business firm

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Odious Vengeful Whorehouse Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: hot stead nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: slap-happy cobalt den quadroon

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Out-of-control twisted station sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: hot stead nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: racy indecent candlestick maker dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: azure low-t sweet tailpipe

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: racy indecent candlestick maker dingle berry

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: violent alpha

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: bistre unhinged deer antler

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  office

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  office

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: geriatric aqua cumskin trust fund

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  office

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: hot stead nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Bull headed private investor idea he suggested

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  office

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: 

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: racy indecent candlestick maker dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: comical fiercely-loyal tanning salon

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  office

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: marvelous shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  office

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Ruddy

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Misunderstood giraffe

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Ruddy

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Ruddy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: iridescent codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: geriatric aqua cumskin trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: geriatric aqua cumskin trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: insanely creepy round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: iridescent codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: racy indecent candlestick maker dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: blue skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: transparent aromatic newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: geriatric aqua cumskin trust fund

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: iridescent codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: zippy doobsian hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: dead wagecucks

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: claret narrow-minded

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: appetizing pervert mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: hot stead nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: zippy doobsian hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#49136888)