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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
bossy floppy point
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
slippery kitty
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
aqua bateful stock car
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
Soul-stirring Principal's Office
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
slippery kitty
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
submissive knife theatre
  12/15/25
...
flesh passionate abode crotch
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
provocative carnelian tank lay
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
bossy floppy point
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
Big potus station
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
bossy floppy point
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
Big potus station
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
provocative carnelian tank lay
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
bossy floppy point
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
provocative carnelian tank lay
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
talented halford factory reset button
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
provocative carnelian tank lay
  12/15/25
cambodia town
Thriller Splenetic Range Milk
  12/15/25
am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?
fuchsia headpube
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
bossy floppy point
  12/15/25
not worth it at all if i could have that 1hr-30min period...
fuchsia headpube
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
ultramarine insecure den
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
crusty misunderstood deer antler
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
Titillating lake box office associate
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
provocative carnelian tank lay
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
crusty misunderstood deer antler
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
Saffron ape hissy fit
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
provocative carnelian tank lay
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
Saffron ape hissy fit
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
ultramarine insecure den
  12/15/25
...
provocative carnelian tank lay
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
cerebral self-centered love of her life
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
Cruel-hearted feces school
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
beta senate gay wizard
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
wild navy heaven
  12/15/25
...
cheese-eating deep mental disorder
  12/15/25
...
Disturbing aquamarine background story ladyboy
  12/15/25
...
Mauve genital piercing
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
vivacious slate pit double fault
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
wild navy heaven
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
cobalt shrine community account
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
wild navy heaven
  12/15/25
...
Saffron ape hissy fit
  12/15/25
yes, so
cobalt shrine community account
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
Shivering Chrome Hospital
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
Thriller Splenetic Range Milk
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
Shivering Chrome Hospital
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
odious nibblets stage
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
cerebral self-centered love of her life
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
Thriller Splenetic Range Milk
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
odious nibblets stage
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
Disturbing aquamarine background story ladyboy
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
cobalt shrine community account
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
cerebral self-centered love of her life
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
Alcoholic piazza
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
bossy floppy point
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
Disturbing aquamarine background story ladyboy
  12/15/25
...
Saffron ape hissy fit
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
Thriller Splenetic Range Milk
  12/16/25
...
Alcoholic piazza
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
slippery kitty
  12/16/25
OKay
Cracking Property
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
khaki marvelous nursing home mother
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
Claret office tattoo
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
khaki marvelous nursing home mother
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
arousing church bbw
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
wild navy heaven
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
Fragrant chest-beating dysfunction
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
bossy floppy point
  12/17/25
tp
Comical plaza
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: bossy floppy point

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: slippery kitty

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: aqua bateful stock car

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Principal's Office

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: slippery kitty

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: submissive knife theatre

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: flesh passionate abode crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: provocative carnelian tank lay

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: bossy floppy point

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Big potus station

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: bossy floppy point

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Big potus station

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: provocative carnelian tank lay

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: bossy floppy point

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: provocative carnelian tank lay

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: talented halford factory reset button

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: provocative carnelian tank lay

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Thriller Splenetic Range Milk

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: fuchsia headpube

am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: bossy floppy point

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: fuchsia headpube

not worth it at all

if i could have that 1hr-30min period in peace then its worth its weight in gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: ultramarine insecure den

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: crusty misunderstood deer antler

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Titillating lake box office associate

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: provocative carnelian tank lay

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: crusty misunderstood deer antler

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Saffron ape hissy fit

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: provocative carnelian tank lay

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Saffron ape hissy fit

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: ultramarine insecure den

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: provocative carnelian tank lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: cerebral self-centered love of her life

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted feces school

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: beta senate gay wizard

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: wild navy heaven

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: cheese-eating deep mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Disturbing aquamarine background story ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Mauve genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: vivacious slate pit double fault

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: wild navy heaven

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: cobalt shrine community account

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: wild navy heaven

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Saffron ape hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: cobalt shrine community account

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Shivering Chrome Hospital

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Thriller Splenetic Range Milk

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Shivering Chrome Hospital

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: odious nibblets stage

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: cerebral self-centered love of her life

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Thriller Splenetic Range Milk

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: odious nibblets stage

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Disturbing aquamarine background story ladyboy

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: cobalt shrine community account

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: cerebral self-centered love of her life

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic piazza

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: bossy floppy point

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Disturbing aquamarine background story ladyboy

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Saffron ape hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Thriller Splenetic Range Milk

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Alcoholic piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: slippery kitty

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Cracking Property

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: khaki marvelous nursing home mother

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: Claret office tattoo

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: khaki marvelous nursing home mother

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: arousing church bbw

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: wild navy heaven

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Fragrant chest-beating dysfunction

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: bossy floppy point

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: Comical plaza

tp

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