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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
excitant up-to-no-good ratface
  12/08/25
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excitant up-to-no-good ratface
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Razzle pearly doctorate son of senegal
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
deep lascivious market
  12/12/25
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vigorous nubile hissy fit
  12/17/25
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180 White Athletic Conference
  12/17/25
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Olive Adventurous Black Woman
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
dun boyish stead people who are hurt
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
excitant up-to-no-good ratface
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
dun boyish stead people who are hurt
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
excitant up-to-no-good ratface
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
know-it-all water buffalo
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
excitant up-to-no-good ratface
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Effete range
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
excitant up-to-no-good ratface
  12/18/25
lol
alcoholic sapphire hospital incel
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Effete range
  12/17/25
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excitant up-to-no-good ratface
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
vigorous nubile hissy fit
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Dark bateful temple kitty cat
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
alcoholic sapphire hospital incel
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
vigorous nubile hissy fit
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
Dark bateful temple kitty cat
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
vigorous nubile hissy fit
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
racy school cafeteria multi-billionaire
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Cyan church
  12/17/25
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Vivacious canary hall
  12/17/25
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jade bawdyhouse
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
violent hell
  12/17/25
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Supple Sable Location
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
excitant up-to-no-good ratface
  12/17/25
...
Aquamarine territorial cuckold
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Startling dragon indirect expression
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
fragrant depressive
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
racy school cafeteria multi-billionaire
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
fragrant depressive
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
racy school cafeteria multi-billionaire
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
fragrant depressive
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Hairraiser Turdskin
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
Dark bateful temple kitty cat
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Startling dragon indirect expression
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
Dark bateful temple kitty cat
  12/17/25
...
Hairraiser Turdskin
  12/17/25
I am not!
Startling dragon indirect expression
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
navy hyperactive native genital piercing
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: excitant up-to-no-good ratface

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: excitant up-to-no-good ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Razzle pearly doctorate son of senegal

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: deep lascivious market

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: vigorous nubile hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: 180 White Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Olive Adventurous Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: dun boyish stead people who are hurt

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: excitant up-to-no-good ratface

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: dun boyish stead people who are hurt

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: excitant up-to-no-good ratface

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: know-it-all water buffalo

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: excitant up-to-no-good ratface

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Effete range

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: excitant up-to-no-good ratface

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: alcoholic sapphire hospital incel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Effete range

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: excitant up-to-no-good ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: vigorous nubile hissy fit

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Dark bateful temple kitty cat

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: alcoholic sapphire hospital incel

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: vigorous nubile hissy fit

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Dark bateful temple kitty cat

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: vigorous nubile hissy fit

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: racy school cafeteria multi-billionaire

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Cyan church

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Vivacious canary hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: jade bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: violent hell

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Supple Sable Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: excitant up-to-no-good ratface

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Aquamarine territorial cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Startling dragon indirect expression

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: fragrant depressive

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: racy school cafeteria multi-billionaire

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: fragrant depressive

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: racy school cafeteria multi-billionaire

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: fragrant depressive

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser Turdskin

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Dark bateful temple kitty cat

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Startling dragon indirect expression

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Dark bateful temple kitty cat

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Startling dragon indirect expression

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: navy hyperactive native genital piercing

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518198)