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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
fragrant athletic conference rehab
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
bipolar jew
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
bipolar jew
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
flickering 180 really tough guy church building
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
bipolar jew
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
flickering 180 really tough guy church building
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
bipolar jew
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
fragrant athletic conference rehab
  01/05/26
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fragrant athletic conference rehab
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
bipolar jew
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
fragrant athletic conference rehab
  01/06/26
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Appetizing Dark Temple
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
bipolar jew
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Exhilarant base
  01/06/26
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wonderful love of her life
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Hyperventilating Lettuce Resort
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
bipolar jew
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
self-absorbed casino legend
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
bipolar jew
  01/06/26
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carnelian harsh national mad cow disease
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Hyperventilating Lettuce Resort
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
bipolar jew
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
self-absorbed casino legend
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
bipolar jew
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
self-absorbed casino legend
  01/06/26
Lmao
fragrant athletic conference rehab
  01/06/26
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Insane Faggotry
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
magenta hyperactive nowag
  01/06/26
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flickering 180 really tough guy church building
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: fragrant athletic conference rehab

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: bipolar jew

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: bipolar jew

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: flickering 180 really tough guy church building

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: bipolar jew

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: flickering 180 really tough guy church building

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: bipolar jew

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: fragrant athletic conference rehab

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: fragrant athletic conference rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: bipolar jew

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: fragrant athletic conference rehab

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Appetizing Dark Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: bipolar jew

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant base

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: wonderful love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Lettuce Resort

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: bipolar jew

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: self-absorbed casino legend

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: bipolar jew

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: carnelian harsh national mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Lettuce Resort

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: bipolar jew

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: self-absorbed casino legend

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: bipolar jew

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: self-absorbed casino legend

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: fragrant athletic conference rehab

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Insane Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: magenta hyperactive nowag

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: flickering 180 really tough guy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2"#49566761)