\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Your parents going at it missionary on Fri night while you play Nintendo

...
exciting place of business site
  09/27/23
wow
Vibrant Cobalt Blood Rage
  09/27/23
...
khaki costumed ticket booth codepig
  11/17/23
you look over to see if they noticed you beat the level, but...
Orchid cuck nursing home
  09/27/23
MegaMan pew pew pew sound through thin bedroom door with pri...
exciting place of business site
  09/27/23
...
Fishy fat ankles
  09/28/23
...
Razzle coffee pot
  09/28/23
...
domesticated multi-billionaire center
  09/29/23
...
exciting place of business site
  09/28/23
If you're not traumatizing your kids with matrimonial FODIP ...
overrated chocolate twinkling uncleanness famous landscape painting
  09/28/23
"I'm pounding out your mother's snatch! There's Gator...
exciting place of business site
  09/28/23
“Grab me one too I’m having a hard time busting ...
Vibrant Cobalt Blood Rage
  09/28/23
"Dad, what's that awful smell?" "Your mom's ...
exciting place of business site
  09/28/23
my god
Marvelous school cafeteria
  09/28/23
pew pew pew
exciting place of business site
  09/28/23
...
Azure weed whacker trump supporter
  09/28/23
...
Marvelous school cafeteria
  09/28/23
...
Ultramarine fragrant piazza nibblets
  09/28/23
...
French rough-skinned fortuitous meteor
  03/09/24
...
Azure weed whacker trump supporter
  12/22/25
...
Coiffed patrolman doctorate
  09/28/23
pew pew pew
exciting place of business site
  09/28/23
...
godawful primrose foreskin dysfunction
  09/28/23
pew pew pew
exciting place of business site
  09/28/23
This is scared, no? You're deep in a sub-sub-sub-dungeon in...
Apoplectic bat shit crazy azn
  09/28/23
...
Coiffed patrolman doctorate
  09/28/23
...
talented plaza factory reset button
  09/28/23
pew pew pew
exciting place of business site
  09/28/23
...
Azure weed whacker trump supporter
  09/28/23
...
Orchid cuck nursing home
  09/28/23
...
Awkward Bearded Stag Film Travel Guidebook
  09/28/23
...
swashbuckling pit
  09/28/23
...
Obsidian University Jew
  09/28/23
...
overrated chocolate twinkling uncleanness famous landscape painting
  09/28/23
jfc
Ultramarine fragrant piazza nibblets
  09/28/23
...
snowy point
  09/29/23
...
domesticated multi-billionaire center
  09/29/23
jesus
Mentally impaired stimulating shrine
  09/29/23
...
exciting place of business site
  09/29/23
...
silver area
  11/04/23
...
avocado electric corn cake background story
  11/04/23
...
passionate orchestra pit
  02/04/24
...
Azure weed whacker trump supporter
  08/04/24
...
pink house hissy fit
  08/04/24
...
concupiscible ruddy theatre athletic conference
  10/31/24
I missed this gem while i was away
Bonkers half-breed hall
  10/31/24
forgot I wrote this ....
Seedy Hairraiser Spot Ceo
  10/31/24
Great poast, friend
Bonkers half-breed hall
  10/31/24
Thank. I'm focusing right now on precis vignettes of extrem...
Seedy Hairraiser Spot Ceo
  10/31/24
...
Azure weed whacker trump supporter
  12/22/25
...
Clear business firm
  10/31/24
...
Histrionic Friendly Grandma
  10/31/24
But your father struggles to focus. His mind wanders. He att...
heady field sex offender
  10/31/24
...
Blue cracking heaven
  12/22/25
...
Aqua elite really tough guy garrison
  12/22/25
“See that little Turok cartridge — Kaze Emanuar ...
Wonderful stock car
  09/28/23
180
disturbing lascivious property
  09/29/23
...
Flickering mind-boggling lay
  10/06/23
Your grandparents going at it missionary while your parents ...
racy honey-headed skinny woman
  09/28/23
Well now that's just crazy talk.
exciting place of business site
  09/28/23
...
Apoplectic bat shit crazy azn
  09/29/23
...
exciting place of business site
  10/06/23
...
exciting place of business site
  10/13/23
...
exciting place of business site
  11/04/23
...
thriller out-of-control church building double fault
  11/04/23
...
exciting place of business site
  11/17/23
...
exciting place of business site
  03/09/24
Moms are 180?
Appetizing ladyboy ratface
  08/04/24
All is right with the world.
cowardly laughsome trailer park community account
  10/31/24
you here ur dad yell "blow it bitch!" but ur cartr...
boyish abode
  12/22/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2023 10:22 PM
Author: exciting place of business site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46853042)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2023 10:23 PM
Author: Vibrant Cobalt Blood Rage

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46853047)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: khaki costumed ticket booth codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#47069346)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2023 10:25 PM
Author: Orchid cuck nursing home

you look over to see if they noticed you beat the level, but they don’t seem to have noticed at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46853055)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2023 10:28 PM
Author: exciting place of business site

MegaMan pew pew pew sound through thin bedroom door with privacy lock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46853071)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 7:08 PM
Author: Fishy fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46856729)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:45 PM
Author: Razzle coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46857161)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 29th, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: domesticated multi-billionaire center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46860854)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: exciting place of business site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46856638)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 6:46 PM
Author: overrated chocolate twinkling uncleanness famous landscape painting

If you're not traumatizing your kids with matrimonial FODIP sounds you're doing it wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46856642)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: exciting place of business site

"I'm pounding out your mother's snatch! There's Gatorade in the garage!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46856888)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: Vibrant Cobalt Blood Rage

“Grab me one too I’m having a hard time busting in this fat bitch!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46856935)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: exciting place of business site

"Dad, what's that awful smell?"

"Your mom's skeeted-out puss hole. Awful, ain't it?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46856970)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:36 PM
Author: Marvelous school cafeteria

my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46857121)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:37 PM
Author: exciting place of business site

pew pew pew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46857127)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:57 PM
Author: Azure weed whacker trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46857210)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Marvelous school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46857235)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM
Author: Ultramarine fragrant piazza nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46857850)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2024 3:39 PM
Author: French rough-skinned fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#47478500)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Azure weed whacker trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#49530280)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:37 PM
Author: Coiffed patrolman doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46857129)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:48 PM
Author: exciting place of business site

pew pew pew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46857172)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 9:48 PM
Author: godawful primrose foreskin dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46857399)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:33 PM
Author: exciting place of business site

pew pew pew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46857107)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: Apoplectic bat shit crazy azn

This is scared, no? You're deep in a sub-sub-sub-dungeon in Legacy of the Wizard, your Xemn character has just annihilated an entire legion of Lightballs and Kraugen across one of its labyrinthine levels, your Starter jacket is draped casually over the desk chair in your bedroom, your Reebok Pumps sitting atop the pile of dirty clothes in the corner near the sliding door of your closet decorated in WWF posters, the cat is sleeping on your bed, you can hear the faint notes of Tom Brokaw describing the deployment of additional forces to Iraq from the television downstairs, and, across the hall, there's the whisper hint of rhythmic grunts coming from your parents' bedroom as your father, all 5' 10" of him, his Levis piled on the floor beside their queen-size waterbed, his arms chiseled from work at the plant, his hairy belly glistening with the sweat of the endeavor, the same hands that gracefully piloted the emerald green Ford Taurus to your split-level abode, $20,000 down, 14% interest signed on the dotted line in the Era of Reagan, mere hours ago now holding down your mother's slender wrists, the left bedecked with a delicate 14k gold HSN watch, the right proudly holding the keepsake bracelet from their eighth anniversary, her arms spread outward, welcoming cruciform, is balls deep inside his lawfully and biblically wedded wife, pounding away, thrust upon thrust, not thinking about the end of the Cold War or the growing value of his pension plan or whether the Reds are going to take game four and embarrass the shit out of the As but simply reveling in the sheer, bestial pleasure of your mother's warm cunt, modestly appointed with a tended but never shorn carpet of curly brunette pubic hair, suitably wet for the occasion, it's never one to complain, never one to reject a properly prepared invitation, especially if she's gotten a little knock at the door beforehand, and life is beautiful in its safe simplicity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46857184)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:53 PM
Author: Coiffed patrolman doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46857188)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM
Author: talented plaza factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46857202)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM
Author: exciting place of business site

pew pew pew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46857204)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:57 PM
Author: Azure weed whacker trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46857209)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:59 PM
Author: Orchid cuck nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46857214)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 9:55 PM
Author: Awkward Bearded Stag Film Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46857416)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 11:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46857749)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 11:19 PM
Author: Obsidian University Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46857790)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: overrated chocolate twinkling uncleanness famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46857798)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM
Author: Ultramarine fragrant piazza nibblets

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46857848)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 29th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: snowy point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46858021)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 29th, 2023 5:19 PM
Author: domesticated multi-billionaire center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46860862)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 29th, 2023 5:26 PM
Author: Mentally impaired stimulating shrine

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46860898)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 29th, 2023 11:35 PM
Author: exciting place of business site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46862388)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2023 9:35 PM
Author: silver area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#47020786)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2023 9:40 PM
Author: avocado electric corn cake background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#47020800)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: passionate orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#47366881)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 4th, 2024 8:17 PM
Author: Azure weed whacker trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#47928604)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 4th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: pink house hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#47928610)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: concupiscible ruddy theatre athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#48263569)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: Bonkers half-breed hall

I missed this gem while i was away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#48263574)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Seedy Hairraiser Spot Ceo

forgot I wrote this ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#48263589)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Bonkers half-breed hall

Great poast, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#48263594)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Seedy Hairraiser Spot Ceo

Thank. I'm focusing right now on precis vignettes of extreme, bordering on nauseating sexual and moral depravity between well-known political figures--often at separate ideological ends--but should get back to more traditional poasting after next week I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#48263603)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: Azure weed whacker trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#49530298)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2024 1:24 PM
Author: Clear business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#48263610)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2024 1:26 PM
Author: Histrionic Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#48263617)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: heady field sex offender

But your father struggles to focus. His mind wanders. He attempts to access his lower brain stem, imaging the unbroken million year line of Great Apes that led to this moment. He concentrates on his purpose, the act of completion, the finality of achieving involuntary orgasm. "Do the deed, Fred," he says to himself. And yet on this chilly October night he is overwhelmed with sentiment.

He remembers his own father a generation before. A distant G-man in a professorial tweed coat, glasses, and a crew cut huddled around other identical men. "Marty, shut off that goddamn negro music." He lifts the needle off the Nat King Cole record. These men have gathered here for a purpose. They are building the world. A former sailor on a patrol boat off the coast of Nagasaki who had collected radioactive garbage had been too young for D-Day. His brother came home covered in invisible wounds, never the same.

They were city planners from the atomic age. Their boss knew Niels Bohr. It was only a matter of time before he was off the clock and could go home and smoke a jazz cigarette with Martha.

Fuck I don't know where this is going. Is it any good?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#48263744)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Blue cracking heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#49530293)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Aqua elite really tough guy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#49530309)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 9:35 PM
Author: Wonderful stock car

“See that little Turok cartridge — Kaze Emanuar could optimize it in two minutes. It took Acclaim three months to get it to compile — a whole studio walking very slowly, dying in front and pushing forward behind. And Nintendo walked very slowly backward a few inches a day, third parties scattering into the wind like a million bloody pixels. No Console maker will ever do that again in this generation.”

“Why, they’ve only just gotten the ninth gen underway,” said Caleb, “And gamepass —”

“That’s different. This N64 business couldn’t be done again, not for a long time. The young Losers think they could do it but they couldn’t. They could fight the first holiday season in '96 again but not this. This took religion and years of plenty of Games and tremendous sureties and the exact relation that existed between the classes and their respective Consoles. The Westerners weren’t any good on this front. You had to have a whole-souled sentimental equipment going back further than you could remember. You had to remember Shogatsu, and postcards of the Emperor and his fiancée, and little cafés in Shirakawa and beer gardens in Sapporo and weddings at the Kamigamo Jinja, and going to the Yūshun, and your grandfather’s hanafuda cards.”

“Yamuachi invented this kind of battle in Kyoto in eighty- five.”

“No, he didn’t — he just invented a system of game licensure. This kind of battle was invented by Ralph Baer and Masayuki Uemura and whoever wrote Kyōkasho, and country Sōryo bowling and daibo in Kanazawa and girls seduced in the back lanes of Osaka and Nara. Why, this was a love battle — there was a century of salaryman love spent here. This was the last love battle.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46857331)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 29th, 2023 1:58 AM
Author: disturbing lascivious property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46858149)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2023 9:08 PM
Author: Flickering mind-boggling lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46895275)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 9:50 PM
Author: racy honey-headed skinny woman

Your grandparents going at it missionary while your parents go at it doggie style on Fri night while you play Nintendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46857402)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 9:53 PM
Author: exciting place of business site

Well now that's just crazy talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46857409)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 29th, 2023 5:17 PM
Author: Apoplectic bat shit crazy azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46860849)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2023 9:04 PM
Author: exciting place of business site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46895263)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2023 8:38 PM
Author: exciting place of business site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#46933118)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: exciting place of business site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#47020749)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: thriller out-of-control church building double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#47021036)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: exciting place of business site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#47069340)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: exciting place of business site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#47478491)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 4th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Appetizing ladyboy ratface

Moms are 180?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#47928609)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: cowardly laughsome trailer park community account

All is right with the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#48263595)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: boyish abode

you here ur dad yell "blow it bitch!" but ur cartridge it working perfectly fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2"#49530461)