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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Amethyst lascivious indian lodge circlehead

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
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Please solve peace in the Middle East.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: talented depressive fortuitous meteor

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: Supple Crackhouse Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27647567)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling rehab idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27649374)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: black swashbuckling whorehouse sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: frisky therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Deep federal school cafeteria electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: mint internal respiration private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: olive useless principal's office tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: talented depressive fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: excitant fat ankles heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: glassy frum den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Crawly gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Out-of-control school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Out-of-control school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Floppy lilac tattoo cuckoldry

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Out-of-control school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: clear abode sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: thriller gaming laptop water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: mint internal respiration private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: histrionic arrogant site faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: slap-happy big-titted chad box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: mint internal respiration private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: ebony rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Sienna Abnormal Pit Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: mint internal respiration private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: red sanctuary mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Exhilarant haunting generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: mint internal respiration private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Gay Boyish Lodge Boltzmann

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: mint internal respiration private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Harsh ceo selfie

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Gay Boyish Lodge Boltzmann

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle drab hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Indigo Pistol Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: fishy vibrant orchestra pit stock car

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Ruby low-t area legal warrant

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Flushed newt

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: red sanctuary mood

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: unholy piazza personal credit line

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: laughsome bistre state new version

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Insecure theater affirmative action

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: provocative emerald police squad

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: comical genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Adventurous sepia dingle berry meetinghouse

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Maroon roast beef

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Grizzly Elastic Band

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: scarlet electric coldplay fan

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: talented depressive fortuitous meteor

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: heady kitty stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Harsh ceo selfie

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Orchid motley partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Awkward Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: frisky therapy

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Contagious Confused Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: arousing citrine preventive strike gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: clear abode sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Exciting center crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: mint internal respiration private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: heady kitty stage

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: heady kitty stage

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Learning disabled cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Cracking Parlor Gay Wizard

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Grizzly Elastic Band

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: heady kitty stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Smoky medicated wrinkle shitlib

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: dark doobsian haunted graveyard university

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: aquamarine disgusting dog poop market

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: dark doobsian haunted graveyard university

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Spruce Candlestick Maker Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Charismatic shrine mad-dog skullcap

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Smoky medicated wrinkle shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Indigo Pistol Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Grizzly Elastic Band

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Charismatic shrine mad-dog skullcap

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Submissive Spot Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Gay Boyish Lodge Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: turquoise soggy locus halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Maize Hospital Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: racy dilemma masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Sienna Abnormal Pit Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: aggressive son of senegal home

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Submissive Spot Party Of The First Part

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Indigo Pistol Liquid Oxygen

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Submissive Spot Party Of The First Part

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Insecure theater affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: magenta jap temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: bright chest-beating lay

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Charismatic shrine mad-dog skullcap

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: talented depressive fortuitous meteor

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Charismatic shrine mad-dog skullcap

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: 180 love of her life associate

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Hairraiser location

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Orange Bisexual Theater Stage

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Learning disabled cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Stirring Corn Cake Useless Brakes

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: dark doobsian haunted graveyard university

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Stirring Corn Cake Useless Brakes

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: dark doobsian haunted graveyard university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Awkward Boistinker

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: hilarious very tactful ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: anal diverse weed whacker

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: dark doobsian haunted graveyard university

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: anal diverse weed whacker

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: wonderful gaped philosopher-king

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: dark doobsian haunted graveyard university

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: dark doobsian haunted graveyard university

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: dark doobsian haunted graveyard university

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: red sanctuary mood



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: dark doobsian haunted graveyard university

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Contagious Confused Space



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Lime angry kitchen



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: clear abode sneaky criminal



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Navy library coffee pot

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Learning disabled cumskin

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: odious trust fund mental disorder

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: burgundy twisted garrison puppy

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: odious trust fund mental disorder

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Spectacular codepig antidepressant drug

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Orange Bisexual Theater Stage



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: dark doobsian haunted graveyard university

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Marvelous pearly chapel famous landscape painting

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Spectacular codepig antidepressant drug

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: sadistic place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27851709)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: heady kitty stage



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: comical genital piercing



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: appetizing pocket flask volcanic crater

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Glittery Dopamine

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Plum karate menage



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: dark doobsian haunted graveyard university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27710640)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: blue hell french chef



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac wine toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27851437)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Zippy athletic conference giraffe

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Out-of-control school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27847114)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: provocative emerald police squad



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac wine toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27851424)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: clear abode sneaky criminal

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: fragrant travel guidebook

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: blue hell french chef



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: glassy frum den



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: clear abode sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#28573915)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: clear abode sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#29029487)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#49464215)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Out-of-control school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#28337702)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Out-of-control school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#28456516)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: coiffed jewess

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Out-of-control school faggot firefighter

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: clear abode sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#29406604)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Garnet Misanthropic Tanning Salon Kitty Cat

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Orchid motley partner



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Vivacious Fluffy Institution Really Tough Guy

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Out-of-control school faggot firefighter



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Author: chrome bbw



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Author: yellow passionate office legend



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Out-of-control school faggot firefighter



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: coiffed jewess



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Orchid motley partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#32401140)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: racy dilemma masturbator

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: mildly autistic vigorous stage patrolman



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Out-of-control school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#32996983)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Out-of-control school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#34306526)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: coiffed jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#34507269)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: House-broken titillating persian

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: lavender concupiscible set



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Razzmatazz shaky stead



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Exciting center crotch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#43769858)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Navy library coffee pot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: big field

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUUbXNxUMAA974G.jpg:large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Bossy Scourge Upon The Earth

This is an amazing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: coiffed jewess



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: Out-of-control school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#39668539)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: Canary boiling water

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#39668777)



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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: claret trump supporter community account



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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: claret trump supporter community account



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Date: March 17th, 2021 1:24 PM
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Author: claret trump supporter community account



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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: Stimulating Shimmering Hominid Multi-billionaire

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: slap-happy big-titted chad box office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2"#45778737)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:05 PM
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