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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
gold property boistinker
  12/29/15
b!
Coral Brunch Crotch
  12/29/15
C
soul-stirring hospital
  12/29/15
...
Aromatic legal warrant
  12/29/15
c
Soggy Gaming Laptop Stage
  12/29/15
a
Passionate bossy idiot sex offender
  12/29/15
a
Fragrant potus
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
Coral Brunch Crotch
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
gold property boistinker
  12/29/15
...
Aromatic legal warrant
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
Coral Brunch Crotch
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
Know-it-all black woman lodge
  12/29/15
...
Aromatic legal warrant
  12/29/15
?
Know-it-all black woman lodge
  12/29/15
...
Aromatic legal warrant
  12/29/15
You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
gold property boistinker
  12/29/15
...
Aromatic legal warrant
  12/29/15
c for sure
Know-it-all black woman lodge
  12/29/15
C
Fragrant potus
  12/29/15
c
Pearly learning disabled state degenerate
  12/29/15
Xo
soul-stirring hospital
  12/29/15
chaturbate
Thirsty Address Hairy Legs
  12/30/15
C!
Coral Brunch Crotch
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
Coral Brunch Crotch
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
bateful ticket booth cuckoldry
  12/29/15
...
Aromatic legal warrant
  12/29/15
...
soul-stirring hospital
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
Pearly learning disabled state degenerate
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
vibrant son of senegal
  12/29/15
lol ouch
big unhinged knife orchestra pit
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
Know-it-all black woman lodge
  12/29/15
...
transparent roast beef
  12/30/15
...
Aromatic legal warrant
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
glassy swashbuckling rigor
  12/30/15
You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
gold property boistinker
  12/30/15
2
big unhinged knife orchestra pit
  12/30/15
I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
glassy swashbuckling rigor
  12/30/15
police
Thirsty Address Hairy Legs
  12/30/15
1
Fragrant potus
  12/30/15
lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
soul-stirring hospital
  12/30/15
...
soul-stirring hospital
  01/02/16
4 and 180
Pearly learning disabled state degenerate
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
Pearly learning disabled state degenerate
  12/30/15
...
soul-stirring hospital
  12/30/15
18000000000000000000000000000000000
domesticated provocative locale
  01/11/16
...
Cerebral Internal Respiration
  11/05/20
next chapter please!
insanely creepy boltzmann den
  11/05/20
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bungulator
  12/13/25
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aggressive codepig market
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: gold property boistinker

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29480960)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Coral Brunch Crotch

b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29480979)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring hospital

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481594)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Aromatic legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29480970)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Soggy Gaming Laptop Stage

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29480973)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Passionate bossy idiot sex offender

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29480975)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Fragrant potus

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29480989)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: Coral Brunch Crotch

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: gold property boistinker

I can', A & B ar tied :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481164)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: Aromatic legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481212)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Coral Brunch Crotch

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Know-it-all black woman lodge

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Aromatic legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481225)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Know-it-all black woman lodge

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481285)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Aromatic legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481289)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: gold property boistinker

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Aromatic legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Know-it-all black woman lodge

c for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481299)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Fragrant potus

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481311)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Pearly learning disabled state degenerate

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481436)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring hospital

Xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481600)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Thirsty Address Hairy Legs

chaturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29482189)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Coral Brunch Crotch

C!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481291)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Coral Brunch Crotch

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: bateful ticket booth cuckoldry

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Aromatic legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Pearly learning disabled state degenerate

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: vibrant son of senegal

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: big unhinged knife orchestra pit

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Know-it-all black woman lodge

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: transparent roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Aromatic legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: glassy swashbuckling rigor

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: gold property boistinker

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: big unhinged knife orchestra pit

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29482210)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: glassy swashbuckling rigor

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Thirsty Address Hairy Legs

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Fragrant potus

1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29482232)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring hospital

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29505583)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: Pearly learning disabled state degenerate

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Pearly learning disabled state degenerate

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: domesticated provocative locale

18000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#29570485)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: Cerebral Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#41284039)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: insanely creepy boltzmann den

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: bungulator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#49506318)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: aggressive codepig market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2"#41284137)