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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: big cyan party of the first part senate

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: big cyan party of the first part senate



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: vermilion fragrant stage twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Emerald institution telephone



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: vermilion fragrant stage twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: nofapping disrespectful volcanic crater

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: concupiscible blue plaza persian

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Emerald institution telephone



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: honey-headed stimulating black woman



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Pale public bath halford

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: Overrated sadistic point

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#47092714)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: big cyan party of the first part senate

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: concupiscible blue plaza persian

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: fear-inspiring sinister brunch

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: fuchsia magical locus



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Shimmering range ape



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Emerald institution telephone



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Electric weed whacker personal credit line



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Emerald institution telephone



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: concupiscible blue plaza persian

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Laughsome stain



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: Emerald institution telephone



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: big cyan party of the first part senate



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: fuchsia magical locus



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Sepia Vigorous Lodge

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: concupiscible blue plaza persian



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Anal buff jewess



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: Anal buff jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#47133294)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: fuchsia magical locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#47133299)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Maize dashing coldplay fan

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: big cyan party of the first part senate

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: fuchsia magical locus

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: Anal buff jewess



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: big cyan party of the first part senate



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: orange crackhouse cumskin



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: big cyan party of the first part senate



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Transparent boyish elastic band

they might not be sure themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#48899759)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#49467430)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: honey-headed stimulating black woman

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Bisexual poppy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#48945298)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2"#49467431)