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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
painfully honest thriller messiness
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
Aphrodisiac garnet library fanboi
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
bright sinister center voyeur
  12/12/25
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startling razzle mother
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
Unholy garrison jewess
  12/12/25
easy
dashing chapel really tough guy
  12/12/25
lol ok man
startling razzle mother
  12/12/25
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Nudist Trip Sweet Tailpipe
  12/12/25
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dun talented circlehead step-uncle's house
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
smoky masturbator mad-dog skullcap
  12/12/25
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Boyish Emerald Menage
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
Stirring black woman half-breed
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Red Corner Party Of The First Part
  12/12/25
...
Aphrodisiac garnet library fanboi
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
painfully honest thriller messiness
  12/12/25
...
motley dingle berry potus
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
jet giraffe boltzmann
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Umber vengeful fortuitous meteor laser beams
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
smoky masturbator mad-dog skullcap
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
sienna piazza pervert
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
greedy electric base
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
smoky masturbator mad-dog skullcap
  12/12/25
tp.
sienna piazza pervert
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
Carnelian exciting nibblets den
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
greedy electric base
  12/12/25
who is that
Carnelian exciting nibblets den
  12/12/25
...
Nudist Trip Sweet Tailpipe
  12/12/25
...
Nudist Trip Sweet Tailpipe
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
House-broken yarmulke hunting ground
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Indigo alcoholic rigpig haunted graveyard
  12/12/25
cr
startling razzle mother
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
Unholy garrison jewess
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
provocative onyx point brethren
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
bright sinister center voyeur
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
provocative onyx point brethren
  12/12/25
...
startling razzle mother
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
appetizing halford son of senegal
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
racy market mad cow disease
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
arousing pea-brained office
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: painfully honest thriller messiness

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac garnet library fanboi

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: bright sinister center voyeur

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: startling razzle mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Unholy garrison jewess

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: dashing chapel really tough guy

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: startling razzle mother

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Nudist Trip Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: dun talented circlehead step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: smoky masturbator mad-dog skullcap

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Boyish Emerald Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Stirring black woman half-breed

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Red Corner Party Of The First Part

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac garnet library fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: painfully honest thriller messiness

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: motley dingle berry potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: jet giraffe boltzmann

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Umber vengeful fortuitous meteor laser beams

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: smoky masturbator mad-dog skullcap

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: sienna piazza pervert

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: greedy electric base

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: smoky masturbator mad-dog skullcap

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: sienna piazza pervert

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Carnelian exciting nibblets den

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: greedy electric base

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Carnelian exciting nibblets den

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Nudist Trip Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Nudist Trip Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: House-broken yarmulke hunting ground

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Indigo alcoholic rigpig haunted graveyard

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: startling razzle mother

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Unholy garrison jewess

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: provocative onyx point brethren

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: bright sinister center voyeur

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: provocative onyx point brethren

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: startling razzle mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: appetizing halford son of senegal

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: racy market mad cow disease

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: arousing pea-brained office

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2"#49506164)