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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
180 chocolate garrison roast beef
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
house-broken indigo hunting ground
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
180 chocolate garrison roast beef
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
Zombie-like contagious selfie
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
180 chocolate garrison roast beef
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180 chocolate garrison roast beef
  12/24/25
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Disgusting Territorial Background Story
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seedy skinny woman den
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
Flushed crawly telephone weed whacker
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
180 chocolate garrison roast beef
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
swashbuckling keepsake machete mexican
  12/23/25
180
Fighting House
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
Mewling sexy rigor native
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
180 chocolate garrison roast beef
  12/23/25
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Maize Talented Electric Furnace
  12/24/25
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transparent preventive strike
  12/24/25
logical tbh
Razzmatazz wild mediation party of the first part
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
180 chocolate garrison roast beef
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
Curious new version temple
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
180 chocolate garrison roast beef
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
Curious new version temple
  12/23/25
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jet legend
  12/24/25
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seedy skinny woman den
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
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Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
180 chocolate garrison roast beef
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fiercely-loyal duck-like ladyboy lay
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No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
tan kink-friendly lettuce
  12/24/25
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fiercely-loyal duck-like ladyboy lay
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
titillating casino french chef
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
razzle cobalt immigrant
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Maniacal Infuriating Headpube
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
180 chocolate garrison roast beef
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
aromatic library
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Maniacal Infuriating Headpube
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
180 chocolate garrison roast beef
  12/24/25
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copper giraffe national
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
aromatic library
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
180 chocolate garrison roast beef
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
aromatic library
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Maniacal Infuriating Headpube
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
180 chocolate garrison roast beef
  12/25/25
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Iridescent private investor
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
copper giraffe national
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
Disgusting Territorial Background Story
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
thriller circlehead
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
coral talking dysfunction
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
rose at-the-ready field
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
180 chocolate garrison roast beef
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
rose at-the-ready field
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
180 chocolate garrison roast beef
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
lavender big nursing home
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
180 chocolate garrison roast beef
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
aromatic library
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
heady deranged site ceo
  12/24/25
tp
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Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
Bronze Stead Main People
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
180 chocolate garrison roast beef
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
aromatic library
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
180 chocolate garrison roast beef
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
aromatic library
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: 180 chocolate garrison roast beef

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: house-broken indigo hunting ground

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: 180 chocolate garrison roast beef

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Zombie-like contagious selfie

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: 180 chocolate garrison roast beef

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Drab foreskin therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored yellow mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling keepsake machete mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: copper giraffe national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: exciting chrome turdskin stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: ruby histrionic cumskin theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Zombie-like contagious selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Maroon unholy haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Trip location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: 180 chocolate garrison roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Disgusting Territorial Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: seedy skinny woman den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Flushed crawly telephone weed whacker

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: 180 chocolate garrison roast beef

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling keepsake machete mexican

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Fighting House

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Mewling sexy rigor native

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: 180 chocolate garrison roast beef

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Maize Talented Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: transparent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz wild mediation party of the first part

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: 180 chocolate garrison roast beef

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Curious new version temple

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: 180 chocolate garrison roast beef

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Curious new version temple

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: jet legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: seedy skinny woman den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: underhanded stirring mad-dog skullcap

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal duck-like ladyboy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: 180 chocolate garrison roast beef

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal duck-like ladyboy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: tan kink-friendly lettuce

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal duck-like ladyboy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: titillating casino french chef

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: razzle cobalt immigrant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Maniacal Infuriating Headpube

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: 180 chocolate garrison roast beef

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: aromatic library

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Maniacal Infuriating Headpube

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: 180 chocolate garrison roast beef

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: copper giraffe national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: aromatic library

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: 180 chocolate garrison roast beef

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: aromatic library

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Maniacal Infuriating Headpube

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: 180 chocolate garrison roast beef

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Iridescent private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: copper giraffe national

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Disgusting Territorial Background Story

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: thriller circlehead

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: coral talking dysfunction

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: rose at-the-ready field

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: 180 chocolate garrison roast beef

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: rose at-the-ready field

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: 180 chocolate garrison roast beef

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: lavender big nursing home

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: 180 chocolate garrison roast beef

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: aromatic library

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: heady deranged site ceo

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: exciting chrome turdskin stag film

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Bronze Stead Main People

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: 180 chocolate garrison roast beef

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: aromatic library

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: 180 chocolate garrison roast beef

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: aromatic library

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2"#49539118)