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$TSLA seems like a giant Ponzi scheme targeted at senile boomers

"Elon is so smart" said the 79 year old boomer fro...
comical preventive strike candlestick maker
  01/23/26
Full autonomous self driving any day now! For reals this ti...
Tripping coral boltzmann brunch
  01/23/26
...
comical preventive strike candlestick maker
  01/23/26
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bronze parlor son of senegal
  01/23/26
On an unrelated note - I had to remove “for real this ...
Laughsome hell knife
  04/24/26
To be fair, CR, just like BTC. IMO you were totally r...
Mint bawdyhouse
  01/23/26
BTC didn't do shit last year while the market boomed.
Tripping coral boltzmann brunch
  01/23/26
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comical preventive strike candlestick maker
  01/23/26
I'm not Karen, many more people than Karen think TSLA is a s...
comical preventive strike candlestick maker
  01/23/26
you could do one of those bell curve graphics about tesla wh...
harsh vibrant yarmulke
  01/23/26
Tesla is not a robotics company, it's a stock investment com...
comical preventive strike candlestick maker
  01/26/26
is that right?
harsh vibrant yarmulke
  01/26/26
To be fair, Many people are saying that! (Oddly, almos...
Mint bawdyhouse
  01/27/26
pretty sure several billionaire investors are currently shor...
comical preventive strike candlestick maker
  01/27/26
To be fair, Fair point, Jim Chanos totally agrees with yo...
Mint bawdyhouse
  01/27/26
who is gonna read your novel-length poasts? all I hear from...
comical preventive strike candlestick maker
  01/27/26
To be fair, Damn yeah sorry what a long poast, jeez! Also...
Mint bawdyhouse
  01/27/26
something something jewish
comical preventive strike candlestick maker
  01/27/26
...
bronze parlor son of senegal
  01/23/26
i have hundreds of thousands of fiat dollars in TSLA, shitli...
harsh vibrant yarmulke
  01/23/26
you should store them in something other than a TSLA, they a...
comical preventive strike candlestick maker
  01/23/26
...
Territorial Fluffy Property
  01/23/26
to be fair it's also targeted at TBF
Arousing Cerise Generalized Bond Juggernaut
  04/08/26
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comical preventive strike candlestick maker
  04/24/26
Update?
Anal carmine institution mental disorder
  04/23/26
still a Ponzi
comical preventive strike candlestick maker
  04/24/26
I am wondering how long this can last. No Tesla stock owners...
Lavender alcoholic karate sneaky criminal
  04/24/26
yes, if you catch wind of the most innovative man in the wor...
bull headed embarrassed to the bone indian lodge
  04/24/26
It almost doesn't matter that the underlying company is shit...
comical preventive strike candlestick maker
  04/25/26
sounds like i shld buy tesla
vivacious chocolate useless brakes cruise ship
  04/25/26


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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: comical preventive strike candlestick maker

"Elon is so smart" said the 79 year old boomer from his nursing home, life savings invested in TSLA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49611178)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:59 AM
Author: Tripping coral boltzmann brunch

Full autonomous self driving any day now! For reals this time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49611191)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: comical preventive strike candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49611273)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: bronze parlor son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49611289)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Laughsome hell knife

On an unrelated note - I had to remove “for real this time” from a board deck that went out today and I was irate as all fuck that anyone could be stupid enough to stick that language into discoverable materials that will be in every capital markets data vault we build for the next three years. I was so mad I called my COO and basically yelled at the fucker in a passive aggressive BETA kind of way only a lawyer can get away with. The joy of seniority and being un-fireable….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49841129)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Mint bawdyhouse

To be fair,

CR, just like BTC.

IMO you were totally right this whole time about both of them, Karen -- both of these total scams are going to zero any day now, trust me I know these things. (Just wait two weeks!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49611197)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Tripping coral boltzmann brunch

BTC didn't do shit last year while the market boomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49611264)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: comical preventive strike candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49611277)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: comical preventive strike candlestick maker

I'm not Karen, many more people than Karen think TSLA is a scam. are you a senile boomer as well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49611275)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: harsh vibrant yarmulke

you could do one of those bell curve graphics about tesla where the left side is mentally retarded boomers who think his electric cars are great, reddit midwits in the middle going "akkkkkshually, DOGE ruined the company, which wasn't all that profitable to begin with" and 145 iq bros on the right who know that tesla is a robotics company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49611291)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: comical preventive strike candlestick maker

Tesla is not a robotics company, it's a stock investment company based on moving future targets that never materialize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49620320)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: harsh vibrant yarmulke

is that right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49620336)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 1:38 AM
Author: Mint bawdyhouse

To be fair,

Many people are saying that!

(Oddly, almost none of them are actually putting their money where their mouth is and shorting TSLA, though. Odd case.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49622697)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 1:40 AM
Author: comical preventive strike candlestick maker

pretty sure several billionaire investors are currently shorting TSLA. hth (((TBF)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49622698)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 1:49 AM
Author: Mint bawdyhouse

To be fair,

Fair point, Jim Chanos totally agrees with you although I think his shorts on TSLA have now technically made him a *former* billionaire: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Chanos?utm_source=chatgpt.com#Tesla_Inc.

So you are shorting TSLA? Hey, I respect you for putting your money where your mouth is, at least -- so how much do you have riding on it?

"Hey Grok, historically speaking, has shorting TSLA been a smart financial play for most short sellers considered in the aggregate?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49622709)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: comical preventive strike candlestick maker

who is gonna read your novel-length poasts? all I hear from you is "wahhh wahhh I'm jewish"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49622715)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 1:55 AM
Author: Mint bawdyhouse

To be fair,

Damn yeah sorry what a long poast, jeez! Also I think you forgot to mention how much you actually have riding on TSLA shorts, amigo. ;)

lol @ kikes the fact that even you "people" have been reduced to trying to weaponize antisemitism on the internet is literally the biggest W imaginable... get ready for the ovens, Ari!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49622718)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:00 AM
Author: comical preventive strike candlestick maker

something something jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49622722)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: bronze parlor son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49611283)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: harsh vibrant yarmulke

i have hundreds of thousands of fiat dollars in TSLA, shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49611285)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: comical preventive strike candlestick maker

you should store them in something other than a TSLA, they are prone to burning on fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49611288)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Territorial Fluffy Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49611303)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Arousing Cerise Generalized Bond Juggernaut

to be fair it's also targeted at TBF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49805588)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: comical preventive strike candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49841120)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 9:41 PM
Author: Anal carmine institution mental disorder

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49838755)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: comical preventive strike candlestick maker

still a Ponzi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49841119)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Lavender alcoholic karate sneaky criminal

I am wondering how long this can last. No Tesla stock owners seemingly ever wake up and realize it’s a shit stock they need to sell. Is it going to require retarded boomers like Cathie Wood to die off in mass before it declines? Elon overdosing on something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49841147)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: bull headed embarrassed to the bone indian lodge

yes, if you catch wind of the most innovative man in the world suddenly dying, let me know - then i will short



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49841203)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: comical preventive strike candlestick maker

It almost doesn't matter that the underlying company is shit at this point. If enough people are just too lazy/stupid to sell then it can just go up forever based on absolutely no evidence of corporate success.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49841801)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: vivacious chocolate useless brakes cruise ship

sounds like i shld buy tesla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2"#49841811)