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Got kicked out of Whole Foods for hitting on a woman, woke bullshit

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. T...
irate azn
  05/01/26
did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you ...
soul-stirring school cafeteria private investor
  05/01/26
Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school
irate azn
  05/01/26
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azure cuckold
  05/01/26
idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like wha...
soul-stirring school cafeteria private investor
  05/01/26
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Titillating Station
  05/01/26
The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp
cruel-hearted adventurous library telephone
  05/01/26
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irate azn
  05/02/26
"she blushed and said uh maybe another time" ...
underhanded dashing nibblets
  05/01/26
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Pink provocative gaming laptop space
  05/02/26
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Enola str8
  05/21/26
Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread
Onyx kitty
  05/01/26
If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her ...
boyish boiling water
  05/01/26
down her ass crack and smell it after tp
excitant parlor karate
  05/01/26
libs ruined everything Libs surveing smoldering, ruined Am...
Pink provocative gaming laptop space
  05/02/26
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Big cocky stage
  05/02/26


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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: irate azn

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass. So I walk up to her and start a conversation. Things were totally normal. I complimented her on the pants and she was very receptive to that, then I asked if I could run my hand down her ass crack and smell it after and she blushed and said uh maybe another time. So I went to check out, a bald lib man (store manager) rushes me and makes a big show of telling me to leave immediately. He took my photo and said he'd call the police if I ever returned. I gave him my faggy salad and mineral water to put back and went home kinda bemused. Can't do shit anymore as a man.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring school cafeteria private investor

did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you were asking her

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: irate azn

Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: azure cuckold



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring school cafeteria private investor

idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like whats described in the op. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2"#49857564)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Titillating Station



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: cruel-hearted adventurous library telephone

The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: irate azn



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: underhanded dashing nibblets

"she blushed and said uh maybe another time"

since you can't go back to the whole foods you should find her at some other place and ask her there. She's clearly open to the idea. Poast everything you know about her and which Whole Foods this was, your XO bros can help you out with the research

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:49 AM
Author: Pink provocative gaming laptop space



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Date: May 21st, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Enola str8



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Onyx kitty

Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2"#49858073)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: boyish boiling water

If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her leaving his house

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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: excitant parlor karate

down her ass crack and smell it after tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2"#49858365)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:48 AM
Author: Pink provocative gaming laptop space

libs ruined everything

Libs surveing smoldering, ruined America: "Well, we did it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2"#49859032)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:53 AM
Author: Big cocky stage



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