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Will share stories ITT of my SiL sexually provoking me & me never consummating
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Date: September 28th, 2023 10:15 PM Author: stimulating turdskin Will at some point blow my brains out when I think about all of these missed opportunities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857515) |
Date: September 28th, 2023 10:18 PM Author: stimulating turdskin About five years ago. She and my wife have both had the first kid; wife is holding onto the weight but SiL (who's younger) is already back to being a smoke show. We're at the SiL's lake house. We're changing into swimsuits to go onto the boat. Wife is outside heading to boat and tells me to grab sunscreen from master bedroom. I walk in turn the corner and she's in the bathroom changing into a bikini and topless. She sees me, doesn't flinch, smiles, and says "bet you'd love to do this" and makes the gesture of jerking off a dick onto her tits and then tilts her head back like she's having an orgasm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857522) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:21 PM Author: Medicated temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857803) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:23 PM Author: stimulating turdskin I view this one as probably the biggest fuck up in terms of not taking advantage of the opportunity out of the stories I've shared because we were isolated and there was no innuendo she was straight up pantomiming a sexual act with me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857818) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:24 PM Author: floppy low-t point juggernaut Flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857826) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 PM Author: stimulating turdskin Honestly none of this is flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857842) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 9:46 PM Author: stimulating turdskin fuck my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48096951) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:08 AM Author: salmon office lettuce ngl this one was hot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46858596) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:17 AM Author: multi-colored kitchen incel I used to act like a True Gentleman all the time and now as I get on in life & I've been married 15+ yrs I can't help but think, "wow why didn't I creampie and impregnate all of them? Good for them, good for the race, good for me." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46858618) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:50 AM Author: salmon office lettuce It would be interesting to try this approach to life and see what happens. I think this is the mentality of many of cowgod's scumbags meaning they just fuck and deal (or not) with the consequences later. Other side of the coin is people who operate like this probably don't have much to lose in the 1st place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46858715) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:24 AM Author: multi-colored kitchen incel For ex. I could've fucked several friends' gfs. Never did so.
OR various girls in college who, while I didn't look 2x at them at the time, are in the realm of Phantasy for a paired-off aging lawyer now.
You can't collect interest on a spank-bank account, but you can deposit the funds into more fertile channels. |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:27 AM Author: salmon office lettuce We're heading toward the two of us sitting in rocking chairs and thinking we've come up with the adage "youth is wasted on the young" organically.
I hear what you're saying but I think there's some rose-colored glasses too. You may have lost friendships because of this. Or gotten someone pregnant. Or not hooked up with a girl you were really into because you were distracted by some slore. It's easy to sit in an armchair now and think you missed pussy with no consequences but irl is more complicated. |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:28 AM Author: multi-colored kitchen incel Everything always works out for me no matter how strenuously I try to mess my life up, and my discount rate is crazy, I am buckwild -- so why hold on to honor? Just slide and let do. PPL are going to yell @ you anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46859097) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:43 AM Author: salmon office lettuce The point I'm making isn't about honor but that what you're seeing as a no-downside transaction may not actually be so, and it's easy to fantasize about these things with the distance of time but some things may be better left as fantasy. I could be wrong. I suspect most of us here operate conservatively and aren't fucking at every possible opportunity so it'd be interesting to hear a perspective from another side. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46859178) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:51 AM Author: multi-colored kitchen incel I understand your point and my point is that life is flame and you can have it all snatched from you at any time no matter what. What consolation secret righteousness? You could be blasting baby batter into the tender loins of your wife's Dunyazad, basting a second turkey every Thanksgiving, giving your kids the wonderful gift of a new brother or sister — you could be plumbing those secret depths, you could have your wife suddenly watching her figure, working out, looking at you with lust and secret longing as if she suddenly had to woo and win you once more like when you were younger, the honey in the hive, the flower in the meadow — and yet you come and speak to me of one wrong move? What move could be wrong, if it opens the door to such bliss? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46859230) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:02 PM Author: cocky talking bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46859283) |
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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:57 PM Author: crystalline keepsake machete criminally underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48191191) |
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Date: November 8th, 2024 11:53 AM Author: stimulating turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48310654) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 10:25 PM Author: stimulating turdskin Last year. Again on a boat. (Combination of sun, alcohol, and minimal clothing probably contributes to some of these.) I'm sitting at the front of the boat with the SiL and my wife and the SiL turns to my wife and is like, I shit you not, "hey, what do you think it would sound like if [pumo] and I were having sex? Maybe like this [simulates loud sex sounds and her bouncing on my dick cowgirl style]." Wife gets super pissed, "[SiL] I don't think it's funny for you to talk about my husband that way." SiL laughs it off and tells wife she's being sensitive. Later in the evening I make a shitty comment to SiL about it, something totally awkward like "hey, ummmm, about that simulated sex scene on the boat earlier today ...." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857555) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 10:32 PM Author: stimulating turdskin A simple one. A few years ago. It's the winter and we're at the SiL's house around a seating area with a fireplace. Wife and I are chatting. It's late, most of the house is asleep. SiL comes down in a big terry cloth white bathrobe and sits across from me and it's literally the scene out of Basic Instinct, she opens her legs and I can clearly see her pussy which looks amazing. Wife is perpendicular to us so she can't see what I'm seeing. I'm rock hard. SiL does this a few times while talking about some nonsense gossip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857584) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 1:45 PM Author: Impertinent bisexual chapel A 19 yo WOC friend of my SiL did this to me while we were all watching some movie at in-laws house. I still think about that a lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46859828) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 10:38 PM Author: stimulating turdskin I've told this one before here. We're at her house. A few years ago, pre-COVID. It's dinner time. She's in her master bedroom in a bathrobe lying on her bed. I'm out in the hall. She calls me over, "hey, pumo, what do you want for dinner." I reply "whatever." She's like "no, come here, I'm ordering on my iPad." So I walk into the bedroom and as I get closer it's apparent that her bathrobe is up around her waist, she's lying down facing the bed, so her bare ass and hairy pussy are casually exposed like if you were fucking her lying down from behind. We proceed to have a discussion about which tacos we both want to get as if I'm not staring at her plump, still wet from the shower ass and pussy, and then I back out of the room as she orders. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857617) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 10:48 PM Author: stimulating turdskin I'm at my SiL's house working out of their study. She comes in with her newest baby and sits down on the chair to the side of the desk and starts chatting with me. Nonchalantly, she lifts up her shirt. Continues to chat for a while. Undoes her bra. Continues to chat for a while with her breast hanging out and the kid on her lap. Lets him start nursing. Her nipple is hard as fuck. Chats with me as if nothing is happening although I can see her sort of eyeing me to see if I'm going to have a reaction. Does this for easily a half hour with her alternating tits just hanging out, no effort to cover up. No one else is in the house. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857659) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:02 PM Author: stimulating turdskin We're at her house staying over in a guest bedroom with a bathroom attached to it. This is a couple years ago, maybe 2021 or 2020. The wife is in the bathroom, naked, doing girl shit (hair / makeup). The SiL comes into the room wearing a towel around her body from having just taken a shower. At this point it's not so weird, i.e., sisters presumably see each other naked all the time and girls do weird shit like this. I'm in the bedroom on the bed where I can see into the bathroom. The SiL is like "[pumo BiL], who do you think has a better ass?" and she opens up the back of her towel. My wife says something like "SiL, what the fuck" and I try to laugh it off while covering my raging boner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857716) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:08 PM Author: cocky talking bbw why haven't you fucked her then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857738) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:09 PM Author: Burgundy private investor old irish cottage he respects the Holy Sacraments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857741) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:10 PM Author: stimulating turdskin I like to think that but in my darkest hour it may also be more instrumental i.e., I fear that she would destroy my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857745) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:32 PM Author: crystalline keepsake machete she absolutely would destroy your life, don't do it, this content gets you most of the way there anyhow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857870) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:18 AM Author: salmon office lettuce Just to throw fuel on the fire, the chance of her destroying your life if you're both married with kids is probably lower than you think. You may be passing up an opportunity for free pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46858621) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 1:42 PM Author: nubile tanning salon boistinker The risk is not only that she will destroy his life. The bigger risk is that he is giving her power to destroy his life at any time, on a whim.
At that point she's got him by the nuts 24/7
"Oh but it's a suicide mission she'd have to admit fault too.". Lj fucking l. Have you ever met a woman? |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 2:54 PM Author: salmon office lettuce I don't get your last point. Why do we think a woman would be just willing to blow up her life / marriage any more than a man in a similar position? Or are we saying they're irrational and won't even think through it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46860119) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 3:51 PM Author: nubile tanning salon boistinker 1 they are irrational 2 women are favored in divorce court anyway but most importantly 3 she will successfully portray herself as the victim of his untoward sexual malevolence and everyone will take her side. "Oh but she flashed her boob at me while she was breastfeeding what a tart! She was wearing a robe!" " I thought we were family... I thought I was (sob sob) safe around him! I never imagined he was a predator (sob sob)" |
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Date: November 8th, 2024 11:55 AM Author: stimulating turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48310662) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:16 AM Author: aquamarine impressive ratface sneaky criminal https://imgflip.com/i/80unma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46858614) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:26 AM Author: salmon office lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46858642) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:33 AM Author: multi-colored kitchen incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46858665) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:49 AM Author: jet foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46859222) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:52 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle University Becky amazing poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46859233) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: opaque bawdyhouse water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46859867) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:10 PM Author: Burgundy private investor old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46860808) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:59 PM Author: Juan crow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#49531626) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:08 PM Author: stimulating turdskin I think I've shared this one at some point here too but since we're doing a compilation. It's just after Christmas, just a couple years ago, SiL and her family are at our house for the holiday week. Everyone else is asleep but she and me and she's nursing her baby. Lights are dimmed, fireplace is on, I'm drinking a scotch. We're across the room from each other. She pops out her tits, full view, no attempt to hide it, usual practice, chats with me. Baby finishes. She looks at me and is like "bet you'd love to suck on this." I mumble something lame and then she's like "okay, I'm tired, I'm going to bed, goodnight" and heads upstairs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857739) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:10 PM Author: irate pink location mad cow disease Where is the BIL in all of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857743) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:14 PM Author: stimulating turdskin He's pretty checked out. He's much older than her and this is his second marriage. They fight a lot. It isn't a high school sweethearts situation but he's also very financially successful so I don't think she's rushing for the exit either. She's caught him trying to cheat on her several times (online shit at a minimum). He's not stupid I think he senses the tension between the two of us but I also think over the years because I've never made a move and tend to ignore her bullshit he's also relaxed about it and is sort of just generally sick of her shit. Part of me suspects if she told him she'd fucked me he'd be like "good for you you crazy bitch." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857762) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:15 PM Author: vigorous iridescent people who are hurt She deserves to be appreciated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857767) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:16 PM Author: stimulating turdskin Are those the words I say to have my dick end up in her mouth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857776) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM Author: vigorous iridescent people who are hurt kino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857846) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:28 PM Author: stimulating turdskin God says this is Wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857855) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:16 PM Author: maroon heaven corn cake Flame jumped the shark really early on ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857778) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:17 PM Author: stimulating turdskin Every time I share these stories here people say they're flame and get irrationally angry and I swear to God down to every detail none of these stories are flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857781) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:18 PM Author: maroon heaven corn cake Why hasn't your wife gotten more upset at your SIL for this? Like wtf, how does your wife just let her show you her ass? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857788) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:21 PM Author: stimulating turdskin It's a fair question. I've mentioned in several of these vignettes that my wife has gotten upset in the moment, but to your point her reaction is more like "SiL, what the fuck, you crazy whore!" i.e., not real anger more like amused offense. I think the "why" is because I've been entirely straight edge about it i.e., I've never given her any reason to doubt me, I've told my wife I think my SiL is crazy, we both joke about how she's always walking around naked, and my wife trusts me. So when my wife sees this sort of behavior she's more wiling to blow it off. I don't think she has any idea how deeply sexually attracted I am to my SiL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857808) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:23 PM Author: maroon heaven corn cake Does your SIL cheat on her husband? She seems like she's always been a total slut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857815) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 PM Author: stimulating turdskin I don't think she does. I think she has the usual toxic soup of female mental illness like maybe BPD and so has very poor boundaries so I don't think I'm the only male she acts like this with (although I get the feeling I'm the one she takes it the farthest with because of the intimacy i.e., we're changing around each other, showering, sleeping, etc. and so there's more opportunity to be egregious). But I don't think she's actually fucked or sucked another man. I don't know this 100%, it's possible she's blowing dudes in the parking lot at her work for all I know, but I don't get that sense. What's funny is she'll also very quickly pull out the "I'm a married woman" card at times when she feels like someone is being inappropriate with her -- she's all over the place (to my point about the mental illness). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857840) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM Author: maroon heaven corn cake Do you think she's attracted to you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857849) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:28 PM Author: stimulating turdskin Yes 100%. I think we're both attracted to each other. We're both in good shape, we're both younger than our respective spouses although her case is much more extreme.
e: We also have a hot-cold sort of thing in that--I presume because of the attraction--we tend to have good quality time with each other but then can also get into big fights. |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:23 PM Author: cocky talking bbw she knows, she's just in denial and can't do anything about it either (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857820) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:28 PM Author: multi-colored kitchen incel I think it's true but misleading since his failed shittests and the husband's lack of fear of him shows that he lacks the RAW PRIMAL AURA if a REAL MAN — but for all that, not flame or if flame well done, he's told the same story for a long time and consistently. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857859) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:31 PM Author: stimulating turdskin It's not flame and I take exception at you saying I lack "raw primal aura" or whatever when I'm trying to stick to a moral code but at the same time my cockhead is rock hard around her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857867) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:37 PM Author: multi-colored kitchen incel It's not about playing by a code, the thing is that she has baited you. She just needs to dangle a bit and you go nuts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857887) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:42 PM Author: stimulating turdskin I do go nuts internally and I want to fuck the shit out of her but I feel like I've done a good job of obscuring that and keeping stoic on the outside which explains why everyone stays chill about this.
SiL and I had a fight earlier in the year (see above--we have a hot-cold relationship, I'm assuming because of the underlying tension) and one of the things she yelled at me, which really amused me, was "well you're gay!" I thought it was the weirdest thing to say and I thought about it for a while after--I'm cracking up as I'm writing this--and I realized it's because she's trying to reconcile the fact that she's literally shown me her pussy, ass, tits on countless occasions but I've never. made. a. move, which must piss her off to no end. So in her mind maybe I'm gay. When in fact, ironically, what I'd like to do in an amoral world is post her up against the wall and fuck the ever living shit out of her until we both pass out. |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:05 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle University Becky (virtuous 8th century Benedictine monk fighting the temptations of Satan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46859300) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 9:53 PM Author: stimulating turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48096995) |
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Date: November 8th, 2024 12:00 PM Author: stimulating turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48310684) |
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Date: November 8th, 2024 11:59 AM Author: stimulating turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48310683) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:19 PM Author: Vivacious Pit SIL used to do things like spank me on the ass gnnngggghhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857791) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:23 PM Author: multi-colored kitchen incel Wtf why take the pictures down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857816) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:24 PM Author: stimulating turdskin I need to be able to vent about this it's a source of real psychosexual pain for me because she's constantly cockteasing me and I'm in a marriage with a woman I love but I also find her SiL very sexually attractive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857825) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:32 PM Author: multi-colored kitchen incel If you're not holding down 4-6 loves that cannot be consummated at any time, are you really living? Anyway, I think if your wife knew how deeply you wanted to bone her sister, she'd just let you at it. "oh, you silly man, get it out of your system," she'd say. And you would and that'd be that.
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:44 PM Author: stimulating turdskin I don't think I should ever, ever tell my wife any of this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857906) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:26 AM Author: crystalline keepsake machete cr you can NEVER tell your wife this. don't let guys talk you into doing something hilarious for the content but awful for you personally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46858643) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:27 AM Author: salmon office lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46858645) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:27 AM Author: salmon office lettuce Listen to the guy above. Even if you somehow end up doing something with the sister, never tell a soul. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46858648) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:56 AM Author: jet foreskin cr everyone loses
content ends for us (aside from whatever immediate shitshow fallout there is post-revelation) your wife resents her sister forever your wife won't trust you because this had been going on for years on end without a peep your sister-in-law resents you for making your wife resent her (and probably ending her marriage, even if it wasn't going to last), so you don't even get to bone her you hate yourself because you've actually hit the worst possible outcome: honesty AND blue balls
best case scenario is you and the wife stare at each other dispassionately for years until the kids are grown. worst case is divorce, no custody, and certainly no more tits-in-law (welcome to the Doodikoff Circuit)
stray strong pumo. it's rare for one of your kind to get this kind of support from sudos but we believe in you. |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:23 PM Author: salmon office lettuce Saying something to his wife is retarded but I suspect he could just fuck her and nothing would happen. I'm not encouraging adultery but per my poast above it's much more risky if she were single. Both of them married means they both have something to lose. I'm also inferring (from my 10th, slow read of each of his stories, fully nude) that they don't live next door to each other, there's some sort of geographic distance which actually would make it more feasible
In conclusion OP if you're reading this fuck your SiL |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:30 PM Author: jet foreskin Lmao at thinking BPD Sis is gonna keep quiet about that. Whether it's to the sister or a borderline "Yeah I fucked [pumo], his dick was 20-30X BIGGER THAN YOURS!" moment to the husband that shit is staying under wraps for all of about a week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46859460) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:35 PM Author: salmon office lettuce ha okay maybe fair point
I still think something is going to happen here at some point. OP isn't describing isolated, one off, "I saw side boob" incidents she's clearly baiting him |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 9:54 PM Author: stimulating turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48097001) |
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Date: November 8th, 2024 12:00 PM Author: stimulating turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48310687) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:28 PM Author: Coral Charismatic Depressive Jap Moar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857858) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:33 PM Author: stimulating turdskin I'm glad my pain is good reading. Those are the big "stories" I can think of off the top of my head. To be clear, and I've said this before, every time we are around each other I will inevitably see some combination of her ass, puss, or tits, like it just happens to the point of it being a common occurrence. The OP was prompted, by the way, by a text from her telling me she wants to visit in a few weeks. And I'm like "sure, hahahaha, that would be great hahahahahahahaha" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857878) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:47 PM Author: stimulating turdskin She'll also send me texts (sometimes with, sometimes without my wife on it too) of a photo or a video of her doing something that are very borderline, e.g., ostensibly to show her working out on her new bike but clearly emphasizing her rack or a photo in the morning with a hint of her ass in the mirror (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857913) |
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Date: November 8th, 2024 12:00 PM Author: stimulating turdskin Going on a trip together this Thanksgiving which may prove fruitful for content generation and my psychosexual pain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48310692) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:31 PM Author: floppy low-t point juggernaut I don't know if this helps or hurts the situation, but this is driven more by petty sibling rivalry that has survived to adulthood than any kind of attraction to you. If you weren't married to her sister, this chick would have nothing to do with you. Definitely wouldn't be randomly flaunting her naked body at you. By the same token, if you ever consummated an affair, or maybe even if you just tried to, the spell would be broken and she would lose interest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857865) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:38 PM Author: stimulating turdskin I think we genuinely find each other attractive and I think that would be true even if we were just sitting in a bar and had no relationship. But I think there's truth to what you're saying too because I've seen this rivalry in other forms -- I married the older sister, I think there's some jealousy and unresolved shit between the two of them, and I suspect it would delight the SiL to be able to say "your virtuous husband fucked the shit out of my tight hairy honeypit for two hours last Saturday, so there, bitch." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857892) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 1:45 PM Author: nubile tanning salon boistinker Lol at this taking two hours, maybe two minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46859825) |
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Date: November 8th, 2024 12:01 PM Author: stimulating turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48310697) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Glittery Arrogant Menage Puppy Been enjoying op’s saga for a long time but I think this is tcr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857936) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:57 PM Author: stimulating turdskin She's coming for Halloween.
She's ... cumming ... for Halloween. |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:24 AM Author: salmon office lettuce Looking forward to your early November poast describing how she playfully wrestled with you wearing no panties and you were fully erect while saying the Rosary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46858639) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:32 AM Author: multi-colored kitchen incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46858660) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:20 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle University Becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46859400) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:36 PM Author: jet foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46859501) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 9:55 PM Author: stimulating turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48097006) |
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Date: November 8th, 2024 12:01 PM Author: stimulating turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48310698) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:13 AM Author: .;,;.;,.,;,.,;,; (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#49532946) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:16 AM Author: salmon office lettuce It's interesting that a lot of his stories have the wife present. Lends credence to what you're saying. That said she comes across as crazy enough that I suspect she'd fuck him if he escalate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46858616) |
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Date: November 8th, 2024 12:02 PM Author: stimulating turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48310700) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:53 PM Author: appetizing gas station just fuck her
you sound like a gay mormon dork in these "stories" |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 PM Author: stimulating turdskin Okay man great advice thanks a ton. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857930) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:02 AM Author: Glittery Arrogant Menage Puppy Let me propose a way for you to screw her.
Next time you’re alone and at her place, put the towels in the laundry room and take a shower. Call down to her “Kate, where the hell are the towels??! Can you bring one up!?”
When she brings one up (sounds like 50% chance she’ll have changed into a robe on her own) come out of the shower and brush her tits as you get the towel. She’ll start leaning in and it will “just happen,” to use female language lol. |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:02 AM Author: Glittery Arrogant Menage Puppy Please post a few pics itt for the loyal readers engaging with you here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857966) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Glittery Arrogant Menage Puppy By the way, let me just say that blue ball SiL is better than fat and ugly SiL, which is what I (and probably most of us) have. Count your blessings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46857971) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 1:12 AM Author: maroon heaven corn cake No, my SIL is hotter than wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46858094) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 3:03 AM Author: cracking fishy stage pics plz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46858214) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 3:12 AM Author: lemon coiffed station weed whacker I have a theory that women do this because it allows you to transfer your sexual energy toward your wife (her sister) & it propagates her (their) genes & is low risk. Primitive humans were probably doing shit like this constantly. Like dudes get bored of fucking their wives for the 9000th time so need shit like this to make it novel. It takes a village.
I have had similar stuff go on and it is 100% only happens when youre taken |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:18 AM Author: multi-colored kitchen incel Makes sense -- this must be why fathers in law are always helping their sons finish off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46858623) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:22 AM Author: salmon office lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46858630) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 5:00 PM Author: Outnumbered yellow dysfunction electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46879794) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 9:56 PM Author: stimulating turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48097012) |
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Date: November 8th, 2024 12:02 PM Author: stimulating turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48310702) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:27 AM Author: crystalline keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46858646) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:30 AM Author: salmon office lettuce How can we convert this insight into a threesome with him, the wife, and the sister in law (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46858654) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:48 AM Author: cocky talking bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46858711) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:13 PM Author: Pontificating forum sandwich scholarship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46859353) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 1:46 PM Author: nubile tanning salon boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46859833) |
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Date: November 28th, 2023 1:09 PM Author: nubile tanning salon boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#47108639) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 9:56 PM Author: stimulating turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48097014) |
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Date: November 8th, 2024 12:02 PM Author: stimulating turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48310703) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:33 AM Author: Azure tripping cuckoldry affirmative action The insurmountable problem here is that she is married. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46858664) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:35 AM Author: salmon office lettuce Counterpoint: This is actually the blessing not the problem. It's the opportunity for some side sex where neither of them wants to ruin their lives. If she were single in this scenario I would tell him to run away because there's no chance the sister wouldn't crash his marriage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46858668) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 9:57 PM Author: stimulating turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48097016) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 9:40 AM Author: multi-colored kitchen incel My SiL who was borderline kissed my deeply on the lips and rubbed her hand against my humiliatingly turgid BOYSTICK when I was a wee stripling of 12, a mere 6'2". But again, she was/is borderline and this was part of her war to try to isolate my brother [they're now divorced, wotta disaster, she also had him throw me outta the house when I said she was a crumbum.] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46858687) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:17 AM Author: salmon office lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46859035) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:19 AM Author: multi-colored kitchen incel She was a complete smokeshow. Blonde bombshell, runner, nice rack (big C cups, she was always walking around naked), always nicely pressed into tennis gear, etc. etc.
Yet here we are now -- she had two kids but she doesn't have custody of them, and at some point she hit the wall and gave up and got fat. And what of all of her forbidden flirtations now?
The human condition is towards rot, decay, and dust. |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:22 AM Author: salmon office lettuce Are you being real or facetious / ironic at the top of the thread about wishing you'd just fucked people when you had the chance damn the consequences. Having kids out of wedlock isn't a light event. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46859071) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:23 AM Author: cocky talking bbw if your genetics are above the 50th percentile in your society, you have a moral imperative to impregnate as many women as possible
this is Settled Science |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:58 AM Author: lemon coiffed station weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46859264) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:59 AM Author: jet foreskin (guy who thinks society won't be a bunch of CRISPR autobots in 100 years) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46859268) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:27 AM Author: multi-colored kitchen incel My neighbor across the street, cool dude in his mid-50s, wears a Hawaiian shirt all the time, we borrow tools from one another -- good dude -- just found out he's got a daughter he never knew about, woman in her early/mid-20s, now staying at the house, with neighbor's wife still there and all that. When I reported hearing of the tale to him I say, "hey, what a blessing, guess we both have a recent edition to the family -- but boy, am I tired, kind of wish I'd done it your way. Condoms, not even once, am I right? SO overrated..." and then the neighbor's wife is sorta shooting daggers @ me and fidgeting so I walk on (I'm walking the dogs). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46859091) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 3:18 PM Author: light faggotry shrine Have you ever shown her your member, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#46860242) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 9:49 PM Author: Razzmatazz national persian rando moniker when i clicked: Misanthropic Provocative Gay Wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48096977) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 9:58 PM Author: stimulating turdskin No that's just my new moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48097020) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 10:03 PM Author: Razzmatazz national persian 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48097045) |
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Date: November 8th, 2024 11:49 AM Author: stimulating turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48310642) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 10:02 PM Author: stimulating turdskin I'll update this in a bit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48097041) |
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Date: October 12th, 2024 5:03 PM Author: stimulating turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48190957) |
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Date: October 12th, 2024 5:16 PM Author: stimulating turdskin SiL just texted "I'm going to have them book my room right next to yours so I can harass you at night."
Fuck my ass |
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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:55 PM Author: stimulating turdskin And we have adjoining rooms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48191180) |
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Date: October 12th, 2024 7:02 PM Author: stimulating turdskin Her SO "probably isn't coming" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48191204) |
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Date: November 8th, 2024 11:40 AM Author: stimulating turdskin She texted me last night that she has a "surprise for [me]" on the trip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48310600) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:40 AM Author: .;,;.;,.,;,.,;,; I feel like this was going to be a blowjob but she chickened out. Just intuition. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#49532971) |
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Date: October 12th, 2024 7:28 PM Author: stubborn candlestick maker locus OP is a smelly indian virgin with coke bottle glasses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48191270) |
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Date: October 12th, 2024 7:44 PM Author: stimulating turdskin No, not at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48191314) |
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Date: November 8th, 2024 11:42 AM Author: Provocative Idiotic Hell Inclined to agree after reading the jackoff fiction ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48310610) |
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Date: November 8th, 2024 11:43 AM Author: stimulating turdskin None of it is jackoff fiction. Never understand this defensive response by XO to IRL situations I've been dealing with for 10 years.
If I were going to write "jackoff fiction" it would probably involve more than me never doing anything for a decade.
hth |
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Date: November 8th, 2024 11:44 AM Author: Onyx Twinkling Uncleanness Place Of Business ...and here's why that's a good thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48310628) |
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Date: November 8th, 2024 11:46 AM Author: stimulating turdskin I'm a white dude []. There are at least 4 of us left on this site. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48310637) |
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Date: November 8th, 2024 11:47 AM Author: know-it-all avocado theatre international law enforcement agency that's not true he's pakistani (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#48310640) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:56 PM Author: the cathedral of light Update? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#49531621) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:23 AM Author: .;,;.;,.,;,.,;,; Vacationed together in the fall in a beach setting involving a lot of bikini / swimming / “hey, let’s go on the two person inner tube together” situations. Was constantly suppressing giant boners. I’m extremely sexually attracted to her; when I’m hanging out with her solo I’m caught up in her looks and I probably actually love her. I just enjoying hanging out and spending time with her. It’s not a good situation. She looks incredible. She’s also been texting me a bunch since the fall trip just random chatty shit. (To be clear I also love my wife and family and haven’t done sexual shit with SiL despite all the situations I describe above, I’ve been straight edge.)
She’s coming post Christmas with her kids. Not bringing her rocky SO. Going to stay with us for an indeterminate amount of time. Imagine a lot of close proximity / hanging out / living together situations, she’s going to be in my house with me, wife, and kids, her SO not around, he’s going to visit family back east. She’s actually gotten less chatty with me last week or so as she’s started planning this visit and I’ve been light negging her in response.
She’s also, weirdly, been talking about possibly moving into our town away from where she currently lives. Wife jokes she’ll be sleeping in our bed soon and I want to die. I sometimes wonder if wife would be open to something either 3 or 1:1 1:1 separately. Also, maybe the talk of moving here is SiL’s soft way of approaching separating from SO but she’s so wildly inconsistent and mercurial who the fuck knows. Bottom line she’ll be hanging around in her robe no panties for like a week after Christmas. |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 1:12 AM Author: the cathedral of light when you find yourself wondering if your wife is down for a threesome with her sister...my brother in christ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#49532996) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:38 AM Author: .;,;.;,.,;,.,;,; https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813348&mc=1&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#49532969) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:44 AM Author: .;,;.;,.,;,.,;,; For my birthday she texted me a picture of the two of us together and we legit look like a hot married couple. fma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#49532974) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM Author: .;,;.;,.,;,.,;,; A little out of sequence but it’s spring 25, I’m sleeping in the basement of her house (long story), it’s late at night, her husband is out entertaining for work at a game, my wife is sleeping on a different floor of the house, SiL comes down in her short shorts ostensibly to chat about life (which we then do for an hour) and greets me by saying “are you done masturbating down here?” It would have been so fucking easy to convert in that setting. That line was practically begging me to do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#49532967) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:50 AM Author: .;,;.;,.,;,.,;,; https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778436&mc=23&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2)#49532976) |