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Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann
  12/18/25
710K
Shaky Stain Abode
  12/18/25
lawyer?
Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann
  12/18/25
yea
Shaky Stain Abode
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
Indecent hot tanning salon azn
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
Cream death wish fat ankles
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
Indecent hot tanning salon azn
  12/18/25
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Federal Resort
  12/18/25
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Rambunctious Regret
  12/19/25
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  12/19/25
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  12/19/25
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  12/20/25
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  12/21/25
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abnormal box office
  12/21/25
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Exhilarant twinkling mad cow disease
  12/21/25
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wild thriller coldplay fan
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
orchid whorehouse
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
orchid whorehouse
  12/18/25
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Rambunctious Regret
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
Glittery Theater
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
Aromatic masturbator
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
Glittery Theater
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
Olive Pungent Incel
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
Glittery Theater
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
Maroon Dog Poop Nibblets
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
Maroon Dog Poop Nibblets
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
Maroon Dog Poop Nibblets
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
chrome curious national
  12/18/25
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Shaky Stain Abode
  12/18/25
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Vivacious Quadroon
  12/19/25
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exciting turdskin
  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
Rambunctious Regret
  12/19/25
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harsh pozpig fanboi
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
Greedy trust fund
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
Maroon Dog Poop Nibblets
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
Greedy trust fund
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
Arousing magical gay wizard cruise ship
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
Greedy trust fund
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
Aqua boiling water kitchen
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
Rambunctious Regret
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
Cracking Overrated Menage
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
Rambunctious Regret
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
Swashbuckling Space
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
Vivacious Quadroon
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
Contagious theater stage
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
insecure sneaky criminal
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
chrome curious national
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
magenta range puppy
  12/18/25
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geriatric canary ticket booth private investor
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
Greedy trust fund
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann
  12/18/25
I am atty.
Greedy trust fund
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Maroon Dog Poop Nibblets
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Bronze area
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Bronze area
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
high-end stage clown
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
bat-shit-crazy floppy giraffe chad
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Bronze area
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
milky 180 den
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
Rambunctious Regret
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
high-end stage clown
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
milky 180 den
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
Greedy trust fund
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
milky 180 den
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
Greedy trust fund
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
high-end stage clown
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
brindle appetizing pisswyrm
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
Greedy trust fund
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
abusive casino yarmulke
  12/22/25
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abusive casino yarmulke
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
abusive casino yarmulke
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
milky 180 den
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
chrome curious national
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
geriatric canary ticket booth private investor
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
chrome curious national
  12/18/25
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  12/19/25
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Rambunctious Regret
  12/19/25
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abusive casino yarmulke
  12/22/25
not enough.
Vivacious Quadroon
  12/18/25
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irate rigor
  12/20/25
little under $6M
Cerise Church Building
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
Maroon Dog Poop Nibblets
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
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  12/18/25
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  12/18/25
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Swashbuckling Space
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
Cerise Church Building
  12/19/25
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Charcoal razzmatazz mood
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
pea-brained gas station double fault
  12/18/25
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Federal Resort
  12/18/25
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Vivacious Quadroon
  12/18/25
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yapping garrison
  12/20/25
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Exhilarant twinkling mad cow disease
  12/21/25
-$184K
Heady crusty temple
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
brass athletic conference
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
Nudist transparent home multi-billionaire
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
Hairraiser lay indirect expression
  12/19/25
low-200s
wonderful psychic halford
  12/18/25
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duck-like step-uncle's house
  12/18/25
like 2 million
Amber public bath old irish cottage
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
House-broken pocket flask
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
Very tactful flickering church
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
Rose stage
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
Very tactful flickering church
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
wild thriller coldplay fan
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
Rose stage
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
Contagious theater stage
  12/19/25
thank you
Rose stage
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
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  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
stirring rusted locus organic girlfriend
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
flushed love of her life crackhouse
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
Metal degenerate
  12/19/25
what happened
Hairraiser lay indirect expression
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
Metal degenerate
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
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  12/19/25
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Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
Submissive dull plaza
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
harsh pozpig fanboi
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
Internet-worthy citrine volcanic crater
  12/20/25
~$900k
Cracking Overrated Menage
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
Lilac people who are hurt prole
  12/19/25
Wow.
irate rigor
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
Vivacious Quadroon
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
Lilac people who are hurt prole
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
Vivacious Quadroon
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
Lilac people who are hurt prole
  12/19/25
lol
Razzle-dazzle lodge pistol
  12/19/25
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Vivacious Quadroon
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
Contagious theater stage
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
sticky arrogant sex offender
  12/19/25
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Contagious theater stage
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
bat-shit-crazy floppy giraffe chad
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
Drab mad-dog skullcap
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
Copper personal credit line
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
Drab mad-dog skullcap
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
sticky arrogant sex offender
  12/21/25
You sound poor
wild thriller coldplay fan
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
yapping garrison
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
grizzly forum
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
supple sable point
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
grizzly forum
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
Very tactful flickering church
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
grizzly forum
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
Shaky Stain Abode
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
abusive casino yarmulke
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
grizzly forum
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
Cerise Church Building
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
supple sable point
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
irate rigor
  12/20/25
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Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann
  12/20/25
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Shaky Stain Abode
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
violent trailer park
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
House-broken pocket flask
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
Dead fragrant parlour cuck
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
Dead fragrant parlour cuck
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
Dead fragrant parlour cuck
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
poppy laughsome striped hyena
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
Bossy kink-friendly tattoo
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
poppy laughsome striped hyena
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
Greedy trust fund
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
poppy laughsome striped hyena
  12/21/25
...
Greedy trust fund
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
Drab mad-dog skullcap
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
Arousing magical gay wizard cruise ship
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
purple wagecucks
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
high-end stage clown
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
Greedy trust fund
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
high-end stage clown
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
Greedy trust fund
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
high-end stage clown
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
high-end stage clown
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
high-end stage clown
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
high-end stage clown
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
high-end stage clown
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
balding piazza electric furnace
  12/21/25
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abnormal box office
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
multi-colored dark corn cake sanctuary
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
Dashing State
  12/21/25
180 last note
milky 180 den
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
Bossy kink-friendly tattoo
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
high-end stage clown
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
Greedy trust fund
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
high-end stage clown
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
Aromatic masturbator
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
Bossy kink-friendly tattoo
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
shimmering narrow-minded legal warrant house
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
ocher concupiscible jap new version
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
Exhilarant twinkling mad cow disease
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
Shaky Stain Abode
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
Drab mad-dog skullcap
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
shimmering narrow-minded legal warrant house
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
irate rigor
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
Shaky Stain Abode
  12/23/25
cap gains
bat-shit-crazy floppy giraffe chad
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
Shaky Stain Abode
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
irate rigor
  12/25/25
~$500k
purple wagecucks
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Shaky Stain Abode

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann

lawyer?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Shaky Stain Abode

yea

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann

Biglaw?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Indecent hot tanning salon azn

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Cream death wish fat ankles

Lawyers?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Indecent hot tanning salon azn

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Rambunctious Regret



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Hairraiser lay indirect expression



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Exhilarant twinkling mad cow disease



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: wild thriller coldplay fan



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: orchid whorehouse

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: orchid whorehouse

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Rambunctious Regret



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Glittery Theater

$130k in shitlaw

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Aromatic masturbator

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Glittery Theater

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann

why dont you go solo?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Olive Pungent Incel

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Glittery Theater

Nigger voicemail$

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Maroon Dog Poop Nibblets

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Maroon Dog Poop Nibblets

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Maroon Dog Poop Nibblets

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: chrome curious national

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Shaky Stain Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Vivacious Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: exciting turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Rambunctious Regret

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: harsh pozpig fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Greedy trust fund

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Maroon Dog Poop Nibblets

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Greedy trust fund

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Arousing magical gay wizard cruise ship

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Greedy trust fund

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Aqua boiling water kitchen

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Rambunctious Regret

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Cracking Overrated Menage

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Rambunctious Regret

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Space

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Vivacious Quadroon

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Contagious theater stage

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: insecure sneaky criminal

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: chrome curious national

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: magenta range puppy

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: geriatric canary ticket booth private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Greedy trust fund

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Greedy trust fund

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Maroon Dog Poop Nibblets

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Bronze area

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Bronze area

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: high-end stage clown

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy floppy giraffe chad

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Bronze area

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: milky 180 den

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Rambunctious Regret

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: high-end stage clown

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: milky 180 den

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Greedy trust fund

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: milky 180 den

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Greedy trust fund

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: high-end stage clown

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: brindle appetizing pisswyrm

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Greedy trust fund

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: abusive casino yarmulke

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: abusive casino yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: abusive casino yarmulke

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: milky 180 den

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: chrome curious national

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: geriatric canary ticket booth private investor

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: chrome curious national

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Frozen aphrodisiac gaming laptop principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Rambunctious Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: abusive casino yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Vivacious Quadroon

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: irate rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Cerise Church Building

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Maroon Dog Poop Nibblets

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Indecent hot tanning salon azn

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: out-of-control tan fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Cerise Church Building

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Charcoal razzmatazz mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: pea-brained gas station double fault

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Federal Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Vivacious Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: yapping garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant twinkling mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Heady crusty temple

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: brass athletic conference

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Nudist transparent home multi-billionaire

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Hairraiser lay indirect expression

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: wonderful psychic halford

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: duck-like step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Amber public bath old irish cottage

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: House-broken pocket flask

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Very tactful flickering church

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Rose stage

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Very tactful flickering church

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: wild thriller coldplay fan

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Rose stage

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Contagious theater stage

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Rose stage

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: impressive tripping genital piercing

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: stirring rusted locus organic girlfriend

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: flushed love of her life crackhouse

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Metal degenerate

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Hairraiser lay indirect expression

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Metal degenerate

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Frozen aphrodisiac gaming laptop principal's office

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Submissive dull plaza

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: harsh pozpig fanboi

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Internet-worthy citrine volcanic crater

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Cracking Overrated Menage

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Lilac people who are hurt prole

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: irate rigor

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Vivacious Quadroon

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Lilac people who are hurt prole

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Vivacious Quadroon

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Lilac people who are hurt prole

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lodge pistol

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Vivacious Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Contagious theater stage

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: sticky arrogant sex offender

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Contagious theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy floppy giraffe chad

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Drab mad-dog skullcap

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Copper personal credit line

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Drab mad-dog skullcap

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: sticky arrogant sex offender

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: wild thriller coldplay fan

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: yapping garrison

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: grizzly forum

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: supple sable point

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: grizzly forum

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Very tactful flickering church

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: grizzly forum

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Shaky Stain Abode

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: abusive casino yarmulke

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: grizzly forum

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Cerise Church Building

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: supple sable point

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: irate rigor

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Shaky Stain Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: violent trailer park

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: House-broken pocket flask

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: Dead fragrant parlour cuck

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Dead fragrant parlour cuck

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Dead fragrant parlour cuck

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: poppy laughsome striped hyena

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Bossy kink-friendly tattoo

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: poppy laughsome striped hyena

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Greedy trust fund

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: poppy laughsome striped hyena

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Greedy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Drab mad-dog skullcap

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Arousing magical gay wizard cruise ship

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: purple wagecucks

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: high-end stage clown

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Greedy trust fund

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: high-end stage clown

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Greedy trust fund

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: high-end stage clown

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: high-end stage clown

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: high-end stage clown

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: high-end stage clown

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Mind-boggling ebony place of business boltzmann

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: high-end stage clown

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: balding piazza electric furnace

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: abnormal box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528452)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: multi-colored dark corn cake sanctuary

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Dashing State

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: milky 180 den

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Bossy kink-friendly tattoo

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: high-end stage clown

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Greedy trust fund

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: high-end stage clown

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Aromatic masturbator

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Bossy kink-friendly tattoo

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: shimmering narrow-minded legal warrant house

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: ocher concupiscible jap new version

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant twinkling mad cow disease

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: Shaky Stain Abode

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Drab mad-dog skullcap

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: shimmering narrow-minded legal warrant house

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: irate rigor

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532879)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: Shaky Stain Abode

whats the other 35%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49533222)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy floppy giraffe chad

cap gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49539832)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Shaky Stain Abode

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49540017)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: irate rigor

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49540047)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: purple wagecucks

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49538879)