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ITT humorous verses from Scripture

Matthew 26:25 (The Message) Then Judas, already turned trai...
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  09/15/24
Two Can Play Dat Game, said Jesus
Lascivious maniacal hospital shitlib
  09/15/24
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  10/05/24
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underhanded trust fund lay
  05/24/26
2 Kings 2:23-24 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and...
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  09/15/24
entirety of Ezekiel 23
Bat-shit-crazy scarlet abode striped hyena
  09/15/24
feminists both outraged and turned on
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Mark 10:51 "What do you want me to do for you?” ...
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John 1:46 "Can anything good come out of a backwater s...
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cracking chest-beating doctorate
  10/05/24
Judges 1:19 And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out...
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  10/05/24
Anyways, gotta go!
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  10/27/24
I loved Jacob, but I hated Esau lol.
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  11/21/24
lawyer in Luke 10 should have pressed Jesus on the good Sama...
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  12/07/24
Joshua 13:1 Now when Joshua was old and advanced in years; t...
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  12/07/24
To Job: Where were you when I laid the foundations of the Ea...
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Date: September 15th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Buff cowardly shrine

Matthew 26:25 (The Message)

Then Judas, already turned traitor, said, "it isn't me, is it, Rabbi?" Jesus said, "don't play games with me, Judas."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2)#48090867)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 12:49 PM
Author: Lascivious maniacal hospital shitlib

Two Can Play Dat Game, said Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2)#48090935)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 1:06 PM
Author: Buff cowardly shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2)#48166421)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: underhanded trust fund lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2)#49898788)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Buff cowardly shrine

2 Kings 2:23-24

And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2)#48090876)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy scarlet abode striped hyena

entirety of Ezekiel 23

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2)#48090928)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 1:32 PM
Author: Buff cowardly shrine

feminists both outraged and turned on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2)#48091099)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Buff cowardly shrine

Mark 10:51

"What do you want me to do for you?” Jesus asked him.

The blind man said, “dude, I want to see."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2)#48091082)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Buff cowardly shrine

John 1:46

"Can anything good come out of a backwater shithole like Nazareth?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2)#48091093)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: cracking chest-beating doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2)#48166440)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 1:32 PM
Author: Sienna Laser Beams

Judges 1:19

And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2)#48166483)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 3:06 PM
Author: Buff cowardly shrine

Anyways, gotta go!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2)#48166785)



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Date: October 27th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: Buff cowardly shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2)#48246077)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Buff cowardly shrine

I loved Jacob, but I hated Esau lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2)#48364848)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 4:02 AM
Author: Buff cowardly shrine

lawyer in Luke 10 should have pressed Jesus on the good Samaritan bit

"not trying to split hairs on the neighbor thing Jesus, but are we saying every living person is my neighbor? all the time or only in distress? self-inflicted harm or abused by others in crimes of opportunity? lets say I witnessed the alleged attack, I'm supposed to be neighbor to the robbers too, how do I know these men weren't doling out justice on a fugitive? why use the term neighbor at all if we mean any person? you didn't specify the ethnicity of the injured party either. email me."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2)#48421340)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 3:02 PM
Author: Buff cowardly shrine

Joshua 13:1 Now when Joshua was old and advanced in years; the Lord said unto him: “Thou art old and advanced in years..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2)#48422584)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Buff cowardly shrine

To Job: Where were you when I laid the foundations of the Earth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2)#49898785)