\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

How much money did you make this year? ($$$)

...
vigorous adulterous bbw
  12/18/25
710K
mauve ungodly university gaping
  12/18/25
lawyer?
vigorous adulterous bbw
  12/18/25
yea
mauve ungodly university gaping
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
vigorous adulterous bbw
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
Lascivious degenerate hall
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
Fighting Nofapping Base
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
Lascivious degenerate hall
  12/18/25
...
Galvanic pearly faggot firefighter
  12/18/25
...
Turquoise Roommate
  12/19/25
...
twinkling talented half-breed chad
  12/19/25
...
nudist yarmulke
  12/19/25
...
spectacular indigo psychic stage
  12/20/25
...
Nighttime Pervert
  12/21/25
...
magenta sneaky criminal
  12/21/25
...
cerebral jade scourge upon the earth persian
  12/21/25
...
Beta Macaca Parlour
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
Provocative potus
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
vigorous adulterous bbw
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
Provocative potus
  12/18/25
...
Turquoise Roommate
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
marvelous umber coffee pot stead
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
henna at-the-ready liquid oxygen
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
marvelous umber coffee pot stead
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
vigorous adulterous bbw
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
confused tantric circlehead cruise ship
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
marvelous umber coffee pot stead
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
Mischievous mad cow disease gunner
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
Mischievous mad cow disease gunner
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
Mischievous mad cow disease gunner
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
Glassy Stimulating Casino
  12/18/25
...
mauve ungodly university gaping
  12/18/25
...
Vibrant Chest-beating Associate Gas Station
  12/19/25
...
gold hospital sweet tailpipe
  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
Turquoise Roommate
  12/19/25
...
pink adventurous den queen of the night
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
fragrant white native goyim
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
Mischievous mad cow disease gunner
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
fragrant white native goyim
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
misunderstood dilemma
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
fragrant white native goyim
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
180 prole patrolman
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
Turquoise Roommate
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
flickering laughsome ticket booth
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
Turquoise Roommate
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
irradiated toaster
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
Vibrant Chest-beating Associate Gas Station
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
Useless parlor incel
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
thriller brindle tanning salon
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
Glassy Stimulating Casino
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
Crimson Depressive Pocket Flask
  12/18/25
...
Wonderful Lime Fortuitous Meteor Crackhouse
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
fragrant white native goyim
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
vigorous adulterous bbw
  12/18/25
I am atty.
fragrant white native goyim
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
vigorous adulterous bbw
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Mischievous mad cow disease gunner
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
greedy internal respiration factory reset button
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
greedy internal respiration factory reset button
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Electric khaki haunted graveyard meetinghouse
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Sable School
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
greedy internal respiration factory reset button
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
Irate senate
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
Turquoise Roommate
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
Electric khaki haunted graveyard meetinghouse
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
Irate senate
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
fragrant white native goyim
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
Irate senate
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
fragrant white native goyim
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
Electric khaki haunted graveyard meetinghouse
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
Nighttime Pervert
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
fragrant white native goyim
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
Exhilarant Bearded National
  12/22/25
...
Exhilarant Bearded National
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
Exhilarant Bearded National
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
Irate senate
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
Glassy Stimulating Casino
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
Wonderful Lime Fortuitous Meteor Crackhouse
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
Glassy Stimulating Casino
  12/18/25
...
nudist yarmulke
  12/19/25
...
Turquoise Roommate
  12/19/25
...
Exhilarant Bearded National
  12/22/25
not enough.
Vibrant Chest-beating Associate Gas Station
  12/18/25
...
rebellious shimmering old irish cottage
  12/20/25
little under $6M
rusted jet-lagged multi-billionaire kitty
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
Mischievous mad cow disease gunner
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
Lascivious degenerate hall
  12/18/25
...
Bat-shit-crazy Plaza Indirect Expression
  12/18/25
...
irradiated toaster
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
rusted jet-lagged multi-billionaire kitty
  12/19/25
...
pale embarrassed to the bone pit
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
racy sepia quadroon
  12/18/25
...
Galvanic pearly faggot firefighter
  12/18/25
...
Vibrant Chest-beating Associate Gas Station
  12/18/25
...
hairraiser rigpig
  12/20/25
...
cerebral jade scourge upon the earth persian
  12/21/25
-$184K
Walnut brunch wrinkle
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
Stirring doobsian dragon
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
Brilliant Locus Halford
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
twinkling talented half-breed chad
  12/19/25
low-200s
contagious olive church building digit ratio
  12/18/25
...
bull headed messiness
  12/18/25
like 2 million
smoky trip spot athletic conference
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
blathering theater stage
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
boyish bistre shrine
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
Swashbuckling karate center
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
boyish bistre shrine
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
Beta Macaca Parlour
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
Swashbuckling karate center
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
Useless parlor incel
  12/19/25
thank you
Swashbuckling karate center
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
dark shaky genital piercing
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
appetizing bawdyhouse
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
soul-stirring marketing idea forum
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
heady carnelian resort
  12/19/25
what happened
twinkling talented half-breed chad
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
heady carnelian resort
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
nudist yarmulke
  12/19/25
...
vigorous adulterous bbw
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
Razzle cheese-eating useless brakes hell
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
pink adventurous den queen of the night
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
domesticated reading party
  12/20/25
~$900k
flickering laughsome ticket booth
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
autistic gaped market
  12/19/25
Wow.
rebellious shimmering old irish cottage
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
Vibrant Chest-beating Associate Gas Station
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
autistic gaped market
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
Vibrant Chest-beating Associate Gas Station
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
autistic gaped market
  12/19/25
lol
canary field deer antler
  12/19/25
...
Vibrant Chest-beating Associate Gas Station
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
Useless parlor incel
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
flatulent black keepsake machete hissy fit
  12/19/25
...
Useless parlor incel
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
Sable School
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
disrespectful theater
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
Supple nowag kitchen
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
disrespectful theater
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
flatulent black keepsake machete hissy fit
  12/21/25
You sound poor
Beta Macaca Parlour
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
hairraiser rigpig
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
insecure locale windowlicker
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
Cream School Cafeteria Ladyboy
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
insecure locale windowlicker
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
boyish bistre shrine
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
insecure locale windowlicker
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
mauve ungodly university gaping
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
Exhilarant Bearded National
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
insecure locale windowlicker
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
rusted jet-lagged multi-billionaire kitty
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
Cream School Cafeteria Ladyboy
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
rebellious shimmering old irish cottage
  12/20/25
...
vigorous adulterous bbw
  12/20/25
...
mauve ungodly university gaping
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
spectacular indigo psychic stage
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
blathering theater stage
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
Puce Titillating State Dog Poop
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
Puce Titillating State Dog Poop
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
Puce Titillating State Dog Poop
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
Avocado Cocky Nursing Home French Chef
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
Learning disabled trailer park pisswyrm
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
Avocado Cocky Nursing Home French Chef
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
vigorous adulterous bbw
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
fragrant white native goyim
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
Avocado Cocky Nursing Home French Chef
  12/21/25
...
fragrant white native goyim
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
disrespectful theater
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
misunderstood dilemma
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
Floppy Burgundy Doctorate
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
Electric khaki haunted graveyard meetinghouse
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
fragrant white native goyim
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
Electric khaki haunted graveyard meetinghouse
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
fragrant white native goyim
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
vigorous adulterous bbw
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
Electric khaki haunted graveyard meetinghouse
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
vigorous adulterous bbw
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
Electric khaki haunted graveyard meetinghouse
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
vigorous adulterous bbw
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
Electric khaki haunted graveyard meetinghouse
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
vigorous adulterous bbw
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
Electric khaki haunted graveyard meetinghouse
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
vigorous adulterous bbw
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
Electric khaki haunted graveyard meetinghouse
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
Haunting headpube lodge
  12/21/25
...
magenta sneaky criminal
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
Poppy legal warrant
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
Alcoholic Glittery Site Ape
  12/21/25
180 last note
Irate senate
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
Learning disabled trailer park pisswyrm
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
Electric khaki haunted graveyard meetinghouse
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
fragrant white native goyim
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
Electric khaki haunted graveyard meetinghouse
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
henna at-the-ready liquid oxygen
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
Learning disabled trailer park pisswyrm
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
federal dull garrison mother
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
Offensive Pearl House
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
cerebral jade scourge upon the earth persian
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
mauve ungodly university gaping
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
disrespectful theater
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
federal dull garrison mother
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
rebellious shimmering old irish cottage
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
mauve ungodly university gaping
  12/23/25
cap gains
Sable School
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
mauve ungodly university gaping
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
rebellious shimmering old irish cottage
  12/25/25
~$500k
Floppy Burgundy Doctorate
  12/25/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: vigorous adulterous bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519900)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: mauve ungodly university gaping

710K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519904)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: vigorous adulterous bbw

lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519912)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: mauve ungodly university gaping

yea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519925)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: vigorous adulterous bbw

Biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519931)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Lascivious degenerate hall

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519915)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Fighting Nofapping Base

Lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520498)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Lascivious degenerate hall

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520499)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Galvanic pearly faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520500)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Turquoise Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522136)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: twinkling talented half-breed chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522234)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: nudist yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522244)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: spectacular indigo psychic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524723)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Nighttime Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528367)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: magenta sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528449)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: cerebral jade scourge upon the earth persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528567)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Beta Macaca Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531910)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Provocative potus

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519929)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: vigorous adulterous bbw

Trash or legal fees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519933)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Provocative potus

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520159)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Turquoise Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522139)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: marvelous umber coffee pot stead

$130k in shitlaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519936)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: henna at-the-ready liquid oxygen

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519937)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: marvelous umber coffee pot stead

AssociaTTTe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520075)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: vigorous adulterous bbw

why dont you go solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520077)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: confused tantric circlehead cruise ship

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522472)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: marvelous umber coffee pot stead

Nigger voicemail$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523830)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Mischievous mad cow disease gunner

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519948)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Mischievous mad cow disease gunner

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520231)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Mischievous mad cow disease gunner

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520240)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Glassy Stimulating Casino

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520352)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: mauve ungodly university gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520383)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Vibrant Chest-beating Associate Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522387)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: gold hospital sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528363)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Turquoise Roommate

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522250)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: pink adventurous den queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522385)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: fragrant white native goyim

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522508)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Mischievous mad cow disease gunner

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522995)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: fragrant white native goyim

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523480)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: misunderstood dilemma

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525980)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: fragrant white native goyim

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528347)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: 180 prole patrolman

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519951)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Turquoise Roommate

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522256)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: flickering laughsome ticket booth

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522337)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Turquoise Roommate

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522351)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: irradiated toaster

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519965)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Vibrant Chest-beating Associate Gas Station

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522392)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Useless parlor incel

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522784)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: thriller brindle tanning salon

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519995)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Glassy Stimulating Casino

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520019)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Crimson Depressive Pocket Flask

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520082)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Wonderful Lime Fortuitous Meteor Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520207)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: fragrant white native goyim

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520114)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: vigorous adulterous bbw

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520142)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: fragrant white native goyim

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520156)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: vigorous adulterous bbw

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520161)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Mischievous mad cow disease gunner

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520202)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: greedy internal respiration factory reset button

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522699)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: greedy internal respiration factory reset button

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522705)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Electric khaki haunted graveyard meetinghouse

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527326)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Sable School

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532966)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: greedy internal respiration factory reset button

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49534294)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Irate senate

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520223)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Turquoise Roommate

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522258)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Electric khaki haunted graveyard meetinghouse

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527328)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Irate senate

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527624)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: fragrant white native goyim

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531954)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Irate senate

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531959)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: fragrant white native goyim

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531998)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Electric khaki haunted graveyard meetinghouse

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532872)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Nighttime Pervert

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528370)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: fragrant white native goyim

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528421)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant Bearded National

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531586)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant Bearded National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531589)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant Bearded National

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531592)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Irate senate

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531824)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Glassy Stimulating Casino

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520253)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Wonderful Lime Fortuitous Meteor Crackhouse

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520283)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Glassy Stimulating Casino

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520363)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: nudist yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522246)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Turquoise Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522259)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant Bearded National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531594)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Vibrant Chest-beating Associate Gas Station

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520256)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: rebellious shimmering old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524556)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: rusted jet-lagged multi-billionaire kitty

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520288)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Mischievous mad cow disease gunner

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520304)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Lascivious degenerate hall

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520377)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Plaza Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520585)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: irradiated toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520702)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: rusted jet-lagged multi-billionaire kitty

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522735)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: pale embarrassed to the bone pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525741)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: racy sepia quadroon

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520329)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Galvanic pearly faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520502)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Vibrant Chest-beating Associate Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520594)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: hairraiser rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524786)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: cerebral jade scourge upon the earth persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528564)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Walnut brunch wrinkle

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520375)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Stirring doobsian dragon

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520501)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Brilliant Locus Halford

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520506)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: twinkling talented half-breed chad

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522240)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: contagious olive church building digit ratio

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520548)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: bull headed messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520555)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: smoky trip spot athletic conference

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520858)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: blathering theater stage

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522161)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: boyish bistre shrine

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522182)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Swashbuckling karate center

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522192)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: boyish bistre shrine

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522198)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Beta Macaca Parlour

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522202)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling karate center

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522694)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Useless parlor incel

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522791)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling karate center

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522969)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: dark shaky genital piercing

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524077)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522200)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: soul-stirring marketing idea forum

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522220)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: heady carnelian resort

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522245)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: twinkling talented half-breed chad

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522255)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: heady carnelian resort

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522320)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: nudist yarmulke

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522248)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: vigorous adulterous bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522284)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Razzle cheese-eating useless brakes hell

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522287)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: pink adventurous den queen of the night

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522333)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: domesticated reading party

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525725)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: flickering laughsome ticket booth

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522345)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: autistic gaped market

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522793)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: rebellious shimmering old irish cottage

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522813)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Vibrant Chest-beating Associate Gas Station

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523151)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: autistic gaped market

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523174)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Vibrant Chest-beating Associate Gas Station

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523284)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: autistic gaped market

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523287)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: canary field deer antler

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523843)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Vibrant Chest-beating Associate Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531645)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Useless parlor incel

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522815)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: flatulent black keepsake machete hissy fit

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522960)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Useless parlor incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523114)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Sable School

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523288)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: disrespectful theater

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523407)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Supple nowag kitchen

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523780)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: disrespectful theater

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525630)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: flatulent black keepsake machete hissy fit

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49529038)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Beta Macaca Parlour

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523499)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: hairraiser rigpig

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524790)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: insecure locale windowlicker

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523808)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Cream School Cafeteria Ladyboy

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523866)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: insecure locale windowlicker

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523884)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: boyish bistre shrine

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524660)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: insecure locale windowlicker

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525097)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: mauve ungodly university gaping

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525701)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant Bearded National

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525737)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: insecure locale windowlicker

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49526155)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: rusted jet-lagged multi-billionaire kitty

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524780)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Cream School Cafeteria Ladyboy

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525050)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: rebellious shimmering old irish cottage

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525106)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: vigorous adulterous bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525129)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: mauve ungodly university gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525700)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: spectacular indigo psychic stage

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523890)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: blathering theater stage

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525732)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: Puce Titillating State Dog Poop

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524680)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Puce Titillating State Dog Poop

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524683)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Puce Titillating State Dog Poop

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524686)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Avocado Cocky Nursing Home French Chef

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525770)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Learning disabled trailer park pisswyrm

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525966)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Avocado Cocky Nursing Home French Chef

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49526021)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: vigorous adulterous bbw

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49526159)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: fragrant white native goyim

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527453)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Avocado Cocky Nursing Home French Chef

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528026)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: fragrant white native goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528065)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: disrespectful theater

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525872)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: misunderstood dilemma

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525997)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Floppy Burgundy Doctorate

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527285)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Electric khaki haunted graveyard meetinghouse

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527322)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: fragrant white native goyim

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527331)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Electric khaki haunted graveyard meetinghouse

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527344)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: fragrant white native goyim

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531713)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: vigorous adulterous bbw

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527341)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Electric khaki haunted graveyard meetinghouse

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527346)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: vigorous adulterous bbw

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527349)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Electric khaki haunted graveyard meetinghouse

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527357)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: vigorous adulterous bbw

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527369)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Electric khaki haunted graveyard meetinghouse

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527372)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: vigorous adulterous bbw

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527430)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Electric khaki haunted graveyard meetinghouse

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527434)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: vigorous adulterous bbw

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527443)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Electric khaki haunted graveyard meetinghouse

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527490)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Haunting headpube lodge

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527325)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: magenta sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528452)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Poppy legal warrant

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527340)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic Glittery Site Ape

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527544)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Irate senate

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532880)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Learning disabled trailer park pisswyrm

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527645)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Electric khaki haunted graveyard meetinghouse

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528240)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: fragrant white native goyim

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528342)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Electric khaki haunted graveyard meetinghouse

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528390)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: henna at-the-ready liquid oxygen

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528356)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Learning disabled trailer park pisswyrm

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49538515)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: federal dull garrison mother

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49540547)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Offensive Pearl House

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531487)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: cerebral jade scourge upon the earth persian

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531946)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: mauve ungodly university gaping

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49533223)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: disrespectful theater

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531986)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: federal dull garrison mother

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532876)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: rebellious shimmering old irish cottage

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532879)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: mauve ungodly university gaping

whats the other 35%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49533222)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Sable School

cap gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49539832)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: mauve ungodly university gaping

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49540017)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: rebellious shimmering old irish cottage

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49540047)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: Floppy Burgundy Doctorate

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49538879)