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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Sepia floppy cumskin juggernaut
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Infuriating Sapphire School Cafeteria Mother
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Infuriating Sapphire School Cafeteria Mother
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Rambunctious Mustard Fanboi
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Infuriating Sapphire School Cafeteria Mother
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Rambunctious Mustard Fanboi
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Infuriating Sapphire School Cafeteria Mother
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Sepia floppy cumskin juggernaut
  01/05/26
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Sepia floppy cumskin juggernaut
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Infuriating Sapphire School Cafeteria Mother
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Sepia floppy cumskin juggernaut
  01/06/26
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doobsian excitant old irish cottage stage
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Infuriating Sapphire School Cafeteria Mother
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Amber principal's office psychic
  01/06/26
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comical bespoke area deer antler
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
bull headed locus
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Infuriating Sapphire School Cafeteria Mother
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
frum boyish base affirmative action
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Infuriating Sapphire School Cafeteria Mother
  01/06/26
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charismatic stag film
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
bull headed locus
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Infuriating Sapphire School Cafeteria Mother
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
frum boyish base affirmative action
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Infuriating Sapphire School Cafeteria Mother
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
frum boyish base affirmative action
  01/06/26
Lmao
Sepia floppy cumskin juggernaut
  01/06/26
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exciting indian lodge roast beef
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Maroon cracking house
  01/06/26
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Rambunctious Mustard Fanboi
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Sepia floppy cumskin juggernaut

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Infuriating Sapphire School Cafeteria Mother

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Infuriating Sapphire School Cafeteria Mother

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Rambunctious Mustard Fanboi

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Infuriating Sapphire School Cafeteria Mother

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Rambunctious Mustard Fanboi

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Infuriating Sapphire School Cafeteria Mother

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Sepia floppy cumskin juggernaut

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Sepia floppy cumskin juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Infuriating Sapphire School Cafeteria Mother

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Sepia floppy cumskin juggernaut

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: doobsian excitant old irish cottage stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Infuriating Sapphire School Cafeteria Mother

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Amber principal's office psychic

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: comical bespoke area deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: bull headed locus

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Infuriating Sapphire School Cafeteria Mother

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: frum boyish base affirmative action

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Infuriating Sapphire School Cafeteria Mother

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: charismatic stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: bull headed locus

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Infuriating Sapphire School Cafeteria Mother

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: frum boyish base affirmative action

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Infuriating Sapphire School Cafeteria Mother

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: frum boyish base affirmative action

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Sepia floppy cumskin juggernaut

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: exciting indian lodge roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Maroon cracking house

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Rambunctious Mustard Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566761)