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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Appetizing menage tank
  12/08/25
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Appetizing menage tank
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Irradiated national sandwich
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
greedy whorehouse halford
  12/12/25
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Hairraiser Black Stead
  12/17/25
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concupiscible cyan gunner
  12/17/25
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Henna crotch
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
navy stag film legend
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Appetizing menage tank
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
navy stag film legend
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Appetizing menage tank
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
swashbuckling violet black woman organic girlfriend
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Appetizing menage tank
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Laughsome theatre idea he suggested
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Appetizing menage tank
  12/18/25
lol
Vibrant Coldplay Fan Indirect Expression
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Laughsome theatre idea he suggested
  12/17/25
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Appetizing menage tank
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Hairraiser Black Stead
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Provocative fiercely-loyal dopamine wagecucks
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Vibrant Coldplay Fan Indirect Expression
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Hairraiser Black Stead
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
Provocative fiercely-loyal dopamine wagecucks
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Hairraiser Black Stead
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
spruce flatulent cruise ship
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Lime Insanely Creepy Gaming Laptop
  12/17/25
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chest-beating meetinghouse fortuitous meteor
  12/17/25
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learning disabled plaza water buffalo
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Crimson Public Bath Knife
  12/17/25
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Doobsian office
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Appetizing menage tank
  12/17/25
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violent carmine mediation becky
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Excitant resort multi-billionaire
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
narrow-minded unhinged depressive field
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
spruce flatulent cruise ship
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
narrow-minded unhinged depressive field
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
spruce flatulent cruise ship
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
narrow-minded unhinged depressive field
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
beady-eyed fuchsia church building
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
Provocative fiercely-loyal dopamine wagecucks
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Excitant resort multi-billionaire
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
Provocative fiercely-loyal dopamine wagecucks
  12/17/25
...
beady-eyed fuchsia church building
  12/17/25
I am not!
Excitant resort multi-billionaire
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Light sound barrier rehab
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Appetizing menage tank

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Appetizing menage tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Irradiated national sandwich

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: greedy whorehouse halford

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser Black Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: concupiscible cyan gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Henna crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: navy stag film legend

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Appetizing menage tank

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: navy stag film legend

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Appetizing menage tank

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling violet black woman organic girlfriend

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Appetizing menage tank

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Laughsome theatre idea he suggested

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Appetizing menage tank

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Vibrant Coldplay Fan Indirect Expression

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Laughsome theatre idea he suggested

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Appetizing menage tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser Black Stead

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Provocative fiercely-loyal dopamine wagecucks

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Vibrant Coldplay Fan Indirect Expression

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser Black Stead

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Provocative fiercely-loyal dopamine wagecucks

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser Black Stead

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: spruce flatulent cruise ship

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Lime Insanely Creepy Gaming Laptop

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: chest-beating meetinghouse fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: learning disabled plaza water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Crimson Public Bath Knife

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Doobsian office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Appetizing menage tank

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: violent carmine mediation becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Excitant resort multi-billionaire

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: narrow-minded unhinged depressive field

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: spruce flatulent cruise ship

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: narrow-minded unhinged depressive field

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: spruce flatulent cruise ship

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: narrow-minded unhinged depressive field

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed fuchsia church building

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Provocative fiercely-loyal dopamine wagecucks

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Excitant resort multi-billionaire

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Provocative fiercely-loyal dopamine wagecucks

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed fuchsia church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Excitant resort multi-billionaire

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Light sound barrier rehab

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518198)