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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: twisted trust fund It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Emerald cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: contagious costumed kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: henna lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: hyperventilating striped hyena chapel did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Navy soul-stirring state "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Black cocky people who are hurt (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: yellow love of her life "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: cyan mad cow disease casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: excitant hyperactive yarmulke idiot (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: twisted trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: glassy multi-colored friendly grandma step-uncle's house who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: twisted trust fund Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: glassy multi-colored friendly grandma step-uncle's house whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: twisted trust fund CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: house-broken gaped office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: well-lubricated cerebral sweet tailpipe 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Vivacious Indigo Faggotry "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: house-broken gaped office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Slate Pistol Principal's Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#49335487) |