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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| laughsome dead ape keepsake machete | 12/16/25 |
| fear-inspiring effete internal respiration old irish cottage | 12/16/25 |
| laughsome dead ape keepsake machete | 12/16/25 |
| fear-inspiring effete internal respiration old irish cottage | 12/16/25 |
| laughsome dead ape keepsake machete | 12/16/25 |
| hairraiser trailer park mother | 12/20/25 |
| red trump supporter pervert | 12/19/25 |
| Mind-boggling lodge | 12/20/25 |
| galvanic fiercely-loyal center roast beef | 12/19/25 |
| laughsome dead ape keepsake machete | 12/20/25 |
| galvanic fiercely-loyal center roast beef | 12/20/25 |
| Mind-boggling lodge | 12/20/25 |
| Sapphire Provocative Quadroon | 12/16/25 |
| Mind-boggling lodge | 12/20/25 |
| Sapphire Provocative Quadroon | 12/22/25 |
| razzmatazz mental disorder | 12/16/25 |
| laughsome dead ape keepsake machete | 12/16/25 |
| razzmatazz mental disorder | 12/16/25 |
| Glittery indirect expression stage | 12/16/25 |
| Stirring Embarrassed To The Bone Patrolman | 12/19/25 |
| Glittery indirect expression stage | 12/19/25 |
| Crimson Wild Home | 12/20/25 |
| stimulating overrated doctorate son of senegal | 12/16/25 |
| snowy internet-worthy institution goal in life | 12/16/25 |
| Mind-boggling lodge | 12/20/25 |
| Lime preventive strike background story | 12/20/25 |
| Sticky Church Building Degenerate | 12/16/25 |
| Multi-colored Azure Principal's Office Pistol | 12/20/25 |
| Sticky Church Building Degenerate | 12/23/25 |
| fear-inspiring effete internal respiration old irish cottage | 12/16/25 |
| Mind-boggling lodge | 12/20/25 |
| Cruel-hearted honey-headed casino windowlicker | 12/21/25 |
| fear-inspiring effete internal respiration old irish cottage | 12/16/25 |
| Lime preventive strike background story | 12/16/25 |
| Sticky Church Building Degenerate | 12/19/25 |
| Lime preventive strike background story | 12/19/25 |
| bespoke swollen gunner | 12/19/25 |
| Soul-stirring rehab | 12/19/25 |
| laughsome dead ape keepsake machete | 12/19/25 |
| Concupiscible irate useless brakes | 12/19/25 |
| Concupiscible irate useless brakes | 12/19/25 |
| opaque turdskin double fault | 12/19/25 |
| Soul-stirring rehab | 12/19/25 |
| buck-toothed talented macaca area | 12/19/25 |
| Sapphire Provocative Quadroon | 12/19/25 |
| hairraiser trailer park mother | 12/20/25 |
| Hideous Rambunctious Lettuce | 12/22/25 |
| Emerald hell | 12/19/25 |
| Diverse Offensive Abode | 12/19/25 |
| Avocado Sound Barrier Meetinghouse | 12/19/25 |
| Lime preventive strike background story | 12/19/25 |
| Avocado Sound Barrier Meetinghouse | 12/19/25 |
| Chocolate den | 12/20/25 |
| pale fat ankles | 12/19/25 |
| Metal scarlet dopamine organic girlfriend | 12/19/25 |
| razzmatazz mental disorder | 12/19/25 |
| bearded hall puppy | 12/20/25 |
| Histrionic violent shrine | 12/19/25 |
| Stirring Embarrassed To The Bone Patrolman | 12/19/25 |
| Tripping thriller market | 12/19/25 |
| Supple self-centered haunted graveyard rigor | 12/20/25 |
| ocher apoplectic business firm | 12/20/25 |
| Lime preventive strike background story | 12/20/25 |
| Mind-boggling lodge | 12/20/25 |
| bearded hall puppy | 12/20/25 |
| submissive henna plaza | 12/20/25 |
| Boyish bat shit crazy university weed whacker | 12/20/25 |
| Diverse Offensive Abode | 12/20/25 |
| submissive henna plaza | 12/21/25 |
| Concupiscible irate useless brakes | 12/20/25 |
| Cruel-hearted honey-headed casino windowlicker | 12/20/25 |
| galvanic fiercely-loyal center roast beef | 12/21/25 |
| Cruel-hearted honey-headed casino windowlicker | 12/22/25 |
| galvanic fiercely-loyal center roast beef | 12/23/25 |
| Cruel-hearted honey-headed casino windowlicker | 12/23/25 |
| Clear charismatic national hominid | 12/22/25 |
| Crimson Wild Home | 12/22/25 |
| Crimson Wild Home | 12/23/25 |
| racy milky hunting ground | 12/22/25 |
| Hideous Rambunctious Lettuce | 12/22/25 |
| marvelous orchestra pit | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: laughsome dead ape keepsake machete 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: fear-inspiring effete internal respiration old irish cottage This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: laughsome dead ape keepsake machete lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: fear-inspiring effete internal respiration old irish cottage My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: laughsome dead ape keepsake machete You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: hairraiser trailer park mother Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: red trump supporter pervert It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Mind-boggling lodge Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: galvanic fiercely-loyal center roast beef You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: laughsome dead ape keepsake machete brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: galvanic fiercely-loyal center roast beef glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Mind-boggling lodge You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Sapphire Provocative Quadroon $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Mind-boggling lodge Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Sapphire Provocative Quadroon thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: razzmatazz mental disorder 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: laughsome dead ape keepsake machete ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: razzmatazz mental disorder investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Glittery indirect expression stage $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Stirring Embarrassed To The Bone Patrolman I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Glittery indirect expression stage good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Crimson Wild Home $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: stimulating overrated doctorate son of senegal six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: snowy internet-worthy institution goal in life 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Mind-boggling lodge Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Lime preventive strike background story what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Sticky Church Building Degenerate 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Multi-colored Azure Principal's Office Pistol me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Sticky Church Building Degenerate It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: fear-inspiring effete internal respiration old irish cottage 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Mind-boggling lodge the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Cruel-hearted honey-headed casino windowlicker Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: fear-inspiring effete internal respiration old irish cottage I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Lime preventive strike background story mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Sticky Church Building Degenerate In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Lime preventive strike background story yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: bespoke swollen gunner Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Soul-stirring rehab 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: laughsome dead ape keepsake machete fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Concupiscible irate useless brakes A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Concupiscible irate useless brakes OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: opaque turdskin double fault A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Soul-stirring rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: buck-toothed talented macaca area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Sapphire Provocative Quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: hairraiser trailer park mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Hideous Rambunctious Lettuce Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Emerald hell $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Diverse Offensive Abode can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Avocado Sound Barrier Meetinghouse Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Lime preventive strike background story nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Avocado Sound Barrier Meetinghouse Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Chocolate den You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: pale fat ankles Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Metal scarlet dopamine organic girlfriend Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: razzmatazz mental disorder damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: bearded hall puppy Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Histrionic violent shrine Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Stirring Embarrassed To The Bone Patrolman 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Tripping thriller market Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Supple self-centered haunted graveyard rigor 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: ocher apoplectic business firm 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Lime preventive strike background story 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Mind-boggling lodge Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: bearded hall puppy 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: submissive henna plaza literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Boyish bat shit crazy university weed whacker I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Diverse Offensive Abode so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: submissive henna plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Concupiscible irate useless brakes 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Cruel-hearted honey-headed casino windowlicker Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: galvanic fiercely-loyal center roast beef how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Cruel-hearted honey-headed casino windowlicker I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: galvanic fiercely-loyal center roast beef 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Cruel-hearted honey-headed casino windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Clear charismatic national hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Crimson Wild Home Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Crimson Wild Home $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: racy milky hunting ground $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Hideous Rambunctious Lettuce I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: marvelous orchestra pit 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49598250) |