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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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curious jade stage
  12/17/25
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glittery sapphire lay ape
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Ruddy Site
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
Stirring business firm partner
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
curious jade stage
  12/17/25
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Beady-eyed double fault
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
curious jade stage
  12/17/25
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Beady-eyed double fault
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
curious jade stage
  12/17/25
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Beady-eyed double fault
  12/17/25
Incredible
curious jade stage
  12/17/25
boom lives
Flesh sound barrier mexican
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
curious jade stage
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
Stirring business firm partner
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Cruel-hearted wrinkle pisswyrm
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
curious jade stage
  12/17/25
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Beady-eyed double fault
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
curious jade stage
  12/17/25
wmtp
Impertinent vibrant box office
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
curious jade stage
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
hairraiser azure pit community account
  12/17/25
Strong contender
curious jade stage
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
hairraiser azure pit community account
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
curious jade stage
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
hairraiser azure pit community account
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
snowy floppy hominid
  12/17/25
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curious jade stage
  12/17/25
evan39
Comical scarlet corner
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
glittery sapphire lay ape
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
apoplectic forum
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
curious jade stage
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
apoplectic forum
  12/17/25
who are you
Flesh sound barrier mexican
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
apoplectic forum
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
Flesh sound barrier mexican
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
Comical scarlet corner
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
mentally impaired foreskin organic girlfriend
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
apoplectic forum
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
curious jade stage
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
apoplectic forum
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
curious jade stage
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
apoplectic forum
  12/18/25
whokobe
Flesh sound barrier mexican
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
curious jade stage
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
snowy floppy hominid
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
curious jade stage
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
snowy floppy hominid
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
Ocher misunderstood stag film dopamine
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
Flesh sound barrier mexican
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
Ocher misunderstood stag film dopamine
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
Flesh sound barrier mexican
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
Ocher misunderstood stag film dopamine
  12/17/25
Who is IH
curious jade stage
  12/17/25
(n00b)
Ocher misunderstood stag film dopamine
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
thriller stead
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
curious jade stage
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
Contagious Light Locus Mad Cow Disease
  12/18/25
Stfu
curious jade stage
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
Low-t henna lodge feces
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
swollen sooty alpha
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
Painfully Honest Twisted Theatre
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
curious jade stage
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Adulterous olive fortuitous meteor
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
curious jade stage
  12/18/25
Thanks.
thriller stead
  12/18/25
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Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
  05/08/26
Boom
Soul-stirring electric furnace hall
  12/18/25
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Excitant codepig
  12/18/25
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LARPing to online strangers tp(s)
  05/08/26


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: curious jade stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: glittery sapphire lay ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Ruddy Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Stirring business firm partner

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: curious jade stage

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Beady-eyed double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: curious jade stage

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: curious jade stage

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: curious jade stage

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Flesh sound barrier mexican

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: curious jade stage

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Stirring business firm partner

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted wrinkle pisswyrm

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: curious jade stage

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: curious jade stage

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Impertinent vibrant box office

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: curious jade stage

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: hairraiser azure pit community account

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: curious jade stage

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: hairraiser azure pit community account

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: curious jade stage

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: hairraiser azure pit community account

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: snowy floppy hominid

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: curious jade stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Comical scarlet corner

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: glittery sapphire lay ape

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: apoplectic forum

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: curious jade stage

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: apoplectic forum

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Flesh sound barrier mexican

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: apoplectic forum

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Flesh sound barrier mexican

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Comical scarlet corner

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: mentally impaired foreskin organic girlfriend

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: apoplectic forum

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: curious jade stage

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: apoplectic forum

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: curious jade stage

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: apoplectic forum

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Flesh sound barrier mexican

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: curious jade stage

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: snowy floppy hominid

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: curious jade stage

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: snowy floppy hominid

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Ocher misunderstood stag film dopamine

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Flesh sound barrier mexican

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Ocher misunderstood stag film dopamine

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Flesh sound barrier mexican

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Ocher misunderstood stag film dopamine

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: curious jade stage

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Ocher misunderstood stag film dopamine

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: thriller stead

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: curious jade stage

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Contagious Light Locus Mad Cow Disease

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: curious jade stage

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Low-t henna lodge feces

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: swollen sooty alpha

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Twisted Theatre

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: curious jade stage

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Adulterous olive fortuitous meteor

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: curious jade stage

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: thriller stead

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519537)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49875080)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring electric furnace hall

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Excitant codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519546)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: LARPing to online strangers tp(s)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49875075)