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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
Balding Sanctuary
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charcoal seedy pit boltzmann
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excitant amber skinny woman idiot
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Yapping bipolar corn cake indirect expression
  10/14/13
Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
Aqua mischievous plaza juggernaut
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
soul-stirring national security agency
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
Aqua mischievous plaza juggernaut
  10/24/14
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Aqua mischievous plaza juggernaut
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
Aqua mischievous plaza juggernaut
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
Charismatic hyperactive school
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
Aqua mischievous plaza juggernaut
  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
Charismatic hyperactive school
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
Aqua mischievous plaza juggernaut
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
Charismatic hyperactive school
  10/25/14
yea, yep
soul-stirring national security agency
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
mauve abode
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
Charismatic hyperactive school
  10/25/14
180
offensive set
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
Aqua mischievous plaza juggernaut
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
Charismatic hyperactive school
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
Aqua mischievous plaza juggernaut
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
offensive set
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
passionate lodge mad cow disease
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
Charismatic hyperactive school
  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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ruby aromatic theatre trust fund
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MOVER AND SHAKER
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  02/19/20
Still love this thread
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OUCH
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: Balding Sanctuary

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: charcoal seedy pit boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: excitant amber skinny woman idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: Yapping bipolar corn cake indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Aqua mischievous plaza juggernaut

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring national security agency

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Aqua mischievous plaza juggernaut

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Aqua mischievous plaza juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Aqua mischievous plaza juggernaut

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Charismatic hyperactive school

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Aqua mischievous plaza juggernaut

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Charismatic hyperactive school

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Aqua mischievous plaza juggernaut

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Charismatic hyperactive school

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring national security agency

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: mauve abode

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Charismatic hyperactive school

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: offensive set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Aqua mischievous plaza juggernaut

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Charismatic hyperactive school

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Aqua mischievous plaza juggernaut

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: offensive set

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: passionate lodge mad cow disease

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Charismatic hyperactive school

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: adulterous rose parlor trump supporter

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: Aqua mischievous plaza juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Aqua mischievous plaza juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: jet-lagged whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: purple gaming laptop hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: demanding cerebral patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: slap-happy zippy garrison ladyboy

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: demanding cerebral patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: purple gaming laptop hairy legs

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: ruby aromatic theatre trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: puce corner

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Buff Swollen Ticket Booth Circlehead

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic goyim sandwich

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Aqua mischievous plaza juggernaut

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: dashing shaky pisswyrm university

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: arousing center macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling brindle useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Aqua mischievous plaza juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Alcoholic goyim sandwich

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Adventurous station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Aqua mischievous plaza juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: emerald house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: arousing center macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#49313869)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#49331937)