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swashbuckling spruce hunting ground
  05/24/26
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sapphire heaven
  05/24/26
C+ Remember I cannot grade based on the VALUE of your poa...
swashbuckling spruce hunting ground
  05/24/26
butt cheeks is an A- at worst
Fiercely-loyal lemon crackhouse
  05/24/26
Cr but he did not submit a sample as instructed
swashbuckling spruce hunting ground
  05/24/26
Incorrect. My blank bump *WAS* my writing sample. A blank bu...
sapphire heaven
  05/24/26
...
boyish nursing home boltzmann
  05/24/26
venkatesh_subramanian_cv.pdf
fishy razzle knife
  05/24/26
Copy and paste please. Failure to turn in your assignment re...
swashbuckling spruce hunting ground
  05/24/26
Please can you open this link one time ? https://github.c...
fishy razzle knife
  05/24/26
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histrionic rehab
  05/24/26
https://www.huffpost.com/author/jared-s-baumeister
fighting wonderful address
  05/24/26
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/top5-georgian-dishes_b_519268...
Topaz hall patrolman
  05/24/26
Piss poor/10 Very juvenile and unformed. Similes are reta...
swashbuckling spruce hunting ground
  05/24/26
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4446581&mc=159&...
Avocado hominid brunch
  05/24/26
F Convoluted. Seek clarity of prose.
swashbuckling spruce hunting ground
  05/24/26
(Boy squancher)
Avocado hominid brunch
  05/24/26
This is a classic poast. "And oh, what they found"...
boyish nursing home boltzmann
  05/24/26
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boyish nursing home boltzmann
  05/24/26
Submission?
swashbuckling spruce hunting ground
  05/24/26
My poasting is iconic faggot. Enjoy <><><>...
boyish nursing home boltzmann
  05/24/26
Nigga I have a window unit OK
swashbuckling spruce hunting ground
  05/24/26
🚨🚨🚨BROWNOID ALERT🚨🚨🚨
boyish nursing home boltzmann
  05/24/26
oomox tp can confirm I am deathly pale bordering on vampiric...
swashbuckling spruce hunting ground
  05/24/26
She's Jewish and has fucked hundreds of brownoids. Not credi...
boyish nursing home boltzmann
  05/24/26
I was the exception that proves the rule
swashbuckling spruce hunting ground
  05/24/26
do you have some kind of evidence of this, such as photos or...
Fiercely-loyal lemon crackhouse
  05/24/26
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269569&mc=7...
bateful rebellious step-uncle's house
  05/24/26
B Not bad but needs improvement.
swashbuckling spruce hunting ground
  05/24/26
This thread was started by hatp.
aquamarine adulterous idea he suggested roast beef
  05/24/26
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aquamarine adulterous idea he suggested roast beef
  05/24/26
https://vocaroo.com/1iLIsa8q58oG This was an original wor...
Naked razzle-dazzle clown
  05/24/26
A-
swashbuckling spruce hunting ground
  05/24/26
...
Effete alcoholic mexican
  05/24/26
Nice try, Doobs.
Effete alcoholic mexican
  05/24/26
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951006&forum_i...
Cocky Sadistic Mad Cow Disease
  05/24/26
12.5/20 Could be shorter and clearer.
swashbuckling spruce hunting ground
  05/24/26
Fair, although obviously the premise of the joke involved je...
Cocky Sadistic Mad Cow Disease
  05/24/26
I teach EN101 to future cops at night school. I am not a cre...
swashbuckling spruce hunting ground
  05/24/26
A true story as related by my barber: “He was just ...
amethyst affirmative action gaping
  05/24/26
D Please fix. Honestly fatiguing and too much filler. Bre...
swashbuckling spruce hunting ground
  05/24/26
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858159&mc=12...
hairraiser ape school cafeteria
  05/24/26
B+ Not too many problems but too much short hand.
swashbuckling spruce hunting ground
  05/24/26
this thread is a disaster, I give it a D- *AT BEST*
sapphire heaven
  05/24/26
(Guy who flunked EN101 because he couldn't construct TOPIC S...
swashbuckling spruce hunting ground
  05/24/26
(guy who thinks P=TS+E constitutes winning writing)
sapphire heaven
  05/24/26
I am an adjunct professor at a right to try school. I teach ...
swashbuckling spruce hunting ground
  05/24/26
you don't do shit, you faggot bitch ass queer gayboy
Fiercely-loyal lemon crackhouse
  05/24/26
...
sapphire heaven
  05/24/26
This thread = TRASH
aquamarine adulterous idea he suggested roast beef
  05/24/26
https://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=799345&fo...
coral bbw haunted graveyard
  05/24/26
This is my greatest work https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
saffron self-absorbed international law enforcement agency
  05/24/26
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4721022&mc=80&a...
cream passionate piazza
  05/24/26


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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: swashbuckling spruce hunting ground

Please submit a brief sample of your work. Accepting excerpts from the argumentative essay or creative fiction. Must be prose, no poems or abstract.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898068)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: sapphire heaven
Subject: my best posts are blank bumps



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898070)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: swashbuckling spruce hunting ground

C+

Remember I cannot grade based on the VALUE of your poasts but whether they are constructed in such a way that would eagerly please an adjunct EN101 professor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898075)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal lemon crackhouse

butt cheeks is an A- at worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898119)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: swashbuckling spruce hunting ground

Cr but he did not submit a sample as instructed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898121)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: sapphire heaven

Incorrect. My blank bump *WAS* my writing sample. A blank bump is writing on XO. Are you saying that John Cage's 4'33'' is not music? Harumph - philistine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898272)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: boyish nursing home boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: fishy razzle knife
Subject: venkatesh_subramanian_cv.pdf

i tried to attach my CV but it didn't work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898072)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: swashbuckling spruce hunting ground

Copy and paste please. Failure to turn in your assignment results in a failing grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898076)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: fishy razzle knife

Please can you open this link one time ?

https://github.com/venkkyt1773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898078)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: histrionic rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898123)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: fighting wonderful address

https://www.huffpost.com/author/jared-s-baumeister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898074)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Topaz hall patrolman

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/top5-georgian-dishes_b_5192684

Top 5 but referencing Mt Rushmore which only contains 4 birdshits. Also comparing khinkali to dimsum instead of, yknow, actual Chinese dumplings. What a train wreck of an article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898080)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: swashbuckling spruce hunting ground

Piss poor/10

Very juvenile and unformed. Similes are retard tier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898111)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: Avocado hominid brunch

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4446581&mc=159&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898096)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling spruce hunting ground

F

Convoluted. Seek clarity of prose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898109)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Avocado hominid brunch

(Boy squancher)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898137)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: boyish nursing home boltzmann

This is a classic poast. "And oh, what they found" is in the Spaceporn HOF. Everyone knows what that references if dropped in a thread. That's quite a feat considering how much Spaceporn content there is. Have you coined any phrases everyone on xoxo would recognize?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898208)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: boyish nursing home boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898113)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: swashbuckling spruce hunting ground

Submission?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898115)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: boyish nursing home boltzmann

My poasting is iconic faggot. Enjoy <><><>NOAIRCONDITIONING<><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898116)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling spruce hunting ground

Nigga I have a window unit OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898120)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: boyish nursing home boltzmann

🚨🚨🚨BROWNOID ALERT🚨🚨🚨

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898126)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: swashbuckling spruce hunting ground

oomox tp can confirm I am deathly pale bordering on vampiric in complexion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: boyish nursing home boltzmann

She's Jewish and has fucked hundreds of brownoids. Not credible testimony on whiteness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling spruce hunting ground

I was the exception that proves the rule

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898173)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal lemon crackhouse

do you have some kind of evidence of this, such as photos or videos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898197)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: bateful rebellious step-uncle's house

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269569&mc=74&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898114)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling spruce hunting ground

B

Not bad but needs improvement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898117)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:49 AM
Author: aquamarine adulterous idea he suggested roast beef

This thread was started by hatp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898152)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: aquamarine adulterous idea he suggested roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898388)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:31 PM
Author: Naked razzle-dazzle clown

https://vocaroo.com/1iLIsa8q58oG

This was an original work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898211)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling spruce hunting ground

A-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898217)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Effete alcoholic mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898219)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Effete alcoholic mexican

Nice try, Doobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898213)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Cocky Sadistic Mad Cow Disease

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951006&forum_id=2#20760501

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898216)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling spruce hunting ground

12.5/20

Could be shorter and clearer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898265)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Cocky Sadistic Mad Cow Disease

Fair, although obviously the premise of the joke involved jerking the reader around for a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898302)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling spruce hunting ground

I teach EN101 to future cops at night school. I am not a creative type. I follow the textbook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898331)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: amethyst affirmative action gaping

A true story as related by my barber:

“He was just a big ol’ pet,” said Charlie while he shaved my neck. “That big old black snake lived over in the yard at the hotel for years. Why, people would pet him and feed him. You could pick him up and carry him around on your shoulders and he just loved it. But I reckon he got restless, and one day he decided to move down the street to Miss Mabel’s house, next door to mine. Miss Mabel didn’t care for him one bit, and when he laid on her front porch all day one day Miss Mabel nearly wet her pants because she was afraid to go in her own house to use the bathroom until he got cold late in the day and finally moved.

“So Miss Mabel called me,” Charlie said while snipping his scissors over my eyebrows, “and asked me if I could come down and get that snake and take him somewhere else. So I went down, picked him up and took him back to the hotel. Well, it wasn’t a day before he was back at Miss Mabel’s and I had to go get him again. Well, this time I took him across the main highway and dumped him in the woods. I thought he’d never make it back across the road, but in two days Miss Mabel was on the phone with me again.

“This went on for most of the summer,” Charlie said, stirring up a storm of talcum power around my neck, “and I was starting to get tired of that big old black snake. So one afternoon I was mowing my yard on my riding lawn mower when my wife calls out to me, ‘Charlie, come over here and pick up this big old limb before you run over it with the mower.’ So I go over there on the mower and see right away it’s not no limb, but that big old snake. I don’t know what come over me. It was like a red haze over my eyes. I was so mad at that damned snake. I had wasted seemed like half the summer picking him up and hauling him around, so I ran over him with the mower. I never knew a snake was so full of guts. That lawn mower slit him open down the belly just like a surgeon would have done. Blood and snake guts got all over my mower deck, and I had to clean it up later, and it spit his big ol’ black skin out all in one piece without a mark on it, except for the long slice up his belly, of course.

“Charlie,” I asked, “Did you save the skin?”

“No,” he said, “I didn’t want any reminder of that snake. All he did was cause me trouble. I just throwed it over the fence into Miss Mabel’s yard. I never heard nothin’ about that. I guess even Miss Mabel can tell a live snake from a dead one.

“Now don’t go telling anybody this story,” Charlie said. “This here is a college town, and these folks are probably all opposed to killing snakes. I’d sure hate to lose business over that damned snake.”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898241)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling spruce hunting ground

D

Please fix. Honestly fatiguing and too much filler. Brevity is the soul of wit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898270)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: hairraiser ape school cafeteria

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858159&mc=121&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898249)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling spruce hunting ground

B+

Not too many problems but too much short hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898274)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: sapphire heaven

this thread is a disaster, I give it a D- *AT BEST*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898280)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling spruce hunting ground

(Guy who flunked EN101 because he couldn't construct TOPIC SENTENCES and form a scholarly argumentative essay)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898293)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: sapphire heaven

(guy who thinks P=TS+E constitutes winning writing)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898298)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling spruce hunting ground

I am an adjunct professor at a right to try school. I teach by the book and collect a check tyvm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898328)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal lemon crackhouse

you don't do shit, you faggot bitch ass queer gayboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898330)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: sapphire heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898354)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: aquamarine adulterous idea he suggested roast beef

This thread = TRASH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898438)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: coral bbw haunted graveyard

https://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=799345&forum_id=2#9632483

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898856)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: saffron self-absorbed international law enforcement agency

This is my greatest work

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755145&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898870)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: cream passionate piazza

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4721022&mc=80&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2)#49898888)