\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

...
Disrespectful mischievous gas station
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
maize duck-like plaza filthpig
  08/28/25
...
Disrespectful mischievous gas station
  08/28/25
...
house-broken center gunner
  08/28/25
that's it?
wine pisswyrm
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Disrespectful mischievous gas station
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Cracking Topaz Main People Locus
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
wine pisswyrm
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
cordovan sickened headpube
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
bipolar curious locale nibblets
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
cordovan sickened headpube
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
bipolar curious locale nibblets
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
cordovan sickened headpube
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
bipolar curious locale nibblets
  09/12/25
...
lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
passionate cuckold
  08/28/25
Happy?
Primrose den
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
passionate cuckold
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
cordovan sickened headpube
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
house-broken center gunner
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
cordovan sickened headpube
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
house-broken center gunner
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Anal bawdyhouse goal in life
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Irradiated puce church therapy
  08/28/25
...
hilarious fighting sneaky criminal haunted graveyard
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Black lettuce stead
  08/29/25
...
contagious selfie idiot
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Domesticated aquamarine stage
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Tripping Talented University
  08/29/25
...
hilarious fighting sneaky criminal haunted graveyard
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
stirring immigrant
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Tripping Talented University
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
bipolar curious locale nibblets
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
nubile toaster sanctuary
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
cordovan sickened headpube
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
passionate cuckold
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Domesticated aquamarine stage
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
cordovan sickened headpube
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
bearded beady-eyed turdskin corner
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Silver self-absorbed ratface
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
passionate cuckold
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
house-broken center gunner
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
cordovan sickened headpube
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Tripping Talented University
  09/01/25
...
cordovan sickened headpube
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Tripping Talented University
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
cordovan sickened headpube
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Primrose den
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
passionate cuckold
  09/01/25
?
bipolar curious locale nibblets
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
pale rehab
  09/01/25
Fuck you
passionate cuckold
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
cordovan sickened headpube
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
bipolar curious locale nibblets
  09/12/25
Yes
cordovan sickened headpube
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
bipolar curious locale nibblets
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
bipolar curious locale nibblets
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Disrespectful mischievous gas station
  09/12/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Disrespectful mischievous gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219929)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: maize duck-like plaza filthpig

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219931)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Disrespectful mischievous gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219934)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: house-broken center gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220268)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: wine pisswyrm

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219933)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Disrespectful mischievous gas station

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219935)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Cracking Topaz Main People Locus

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219964)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: wine pisswyrm

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219972)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: cordovan sickened headpube

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221767)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: bipolar curious locale nibblets

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221776)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: cordovan sickened headpube

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221849)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: bipolar curious locale nibblets

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221854)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: cordovan sickened headpube

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221953)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: bipolar curious locale nibblets

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259308)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49381541)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: passionate cuckold

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219940)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Primrose den

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219948)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: passionate cuckold

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219981)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: cordovan sickened headpube

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220276)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: house-broken center gunner

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220292)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: cordovan sickened headpube

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220305)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: house-broken center gunner

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220311)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Anal bawdyhouse goal in life

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220313)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Irradiated puce church therapy

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220382)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: hilarious fighting sneaky criminal haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220854)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Black lettuce stead

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221253)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: contagious selfie idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228871)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Domesticated aquamarine stage

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220386)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Tripping Talented University

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220829)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: hilarious fighting sneaky criminal haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220876)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: stirring immigrant

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220839)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Tripping Talented University

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220859)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: bipolar curious locale nibblets

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221251)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: nubile toaster sanctuary

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221238)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: cordovan sickened headpube

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221432)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: passionate cuckold

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221732)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Domesticated aquamarine stage

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221745)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: cordovan sickened headpube

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49223039)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: bearded beady-eyed turdskin corner

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221917)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Silver self-absorbed ratface

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49222517)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: passionate cuckold

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49222736)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: house-broken center gunner

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49223051)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: cordovan sickened headpube

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228685)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Tripping Talented University

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228692)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: cordovan sickened headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228696)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Tripping Talented University

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228706)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: cordovan sickened headpube

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49229109)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Primrose den

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228851)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: passionate cuckold

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228922)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: bipolar curious locale nibblets

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259310)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: pale rehab

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228735)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: passionate cuckold

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49229153)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: cordovan sickened headpube

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259344)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: bipolar curious locale nibblets

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259448)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: cordovan sickened headpube

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259689)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: bipolar curious locale nibblets

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259833)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: bipolar curious locale nibblets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259608)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Disrespectful mischievous gas station

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259839)