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It's 11pm. You're walking out the doors of Davis Polk onto Lexington. Pop Smoke
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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM Author: claret sanctuary pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43762911) |
Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM Author: Razzle Turquoise Dopamine Deer Antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43762952) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM Author: supple violent piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43762961) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM Author: Sinister hell cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43762999) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM Author: Brilliant Duck-like Degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43763036) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM Author: bull headed magenta church building stock car CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM Author: fighting lemon spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43763048) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM Author: Carmine Hairraiser Pocket Flask “ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ” such a nice line |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM Author: jade self-centered house depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43763167) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM Author: Rose adventurous turdskin "The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."
how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM Author: Geriatric swashbuckling personal credit line "mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43767508) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM Author: Chest-beating rehab sandwich it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after
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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM Author: Vivacious pistol heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43767804) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM Author: Trip amber lettuce senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43763147) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM Author: jade self-centered house depressive On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43763164) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM Author: transparent school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764294) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM Author: magical boyish station old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43763207) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM Author: provocative chocolate stage gunner Pop smoke is dead Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories? |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM Author: claret sanctuary This is what brings him back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764127) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM Author: supple violent piazza He's all about Makin' It Rain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764129) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM Author: claret sanctuary it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764141) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM Author: supple violent piazza Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764304) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM Author: jade self-centered house depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764832) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM Author: transparent school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43766439) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM Author: Chest-beating rehab sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#46020132) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM Author: slippery volcanic crater chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#46020138) |
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM Author: Multi-colored Library Gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#47340539) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM Author: Kenneth Play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#49354865) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM Author: Multi-colored Library Gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764136) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM Author: Rose adventurous turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764147) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM Author: transparent school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764292) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM Author: Carmine Hairraiser Pocket Flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764310) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM Author: 180 Hateful Kitty Cat Parlor why would a litigator go to a transactional cle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43766894) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM Author: spruce feces bawdyhouse Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"
"I am, Woo."
"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.
"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.
"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.
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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM Author: Vivacious pistol heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43767815) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM Author: claret sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#46020116) |
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