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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Gaped Mad-dog Skullcap | 12/16/25 |
| Vivacious frum degenerate | 12/16/25 |
| Gaped Mad-dog Skullcap | 12/16/25 |
| Vivacious frum degenerate | 12/16/25 |
| Gaped Mad-dog Skullcap | 12/16/25 |
| Irate chestnut love of her life | 12/20/25 |
| Outnumbered church | 12/19/25 |
| smoky senate | 12/20/25 |
| Splenetic useless brakes | 12/19/25 |
| Gaped Mad-dog Skullcap | 12/20/25 |
| Splenetic useless brakes | 12/20/25 |
| smoky senate | 12/20/25 |
| Hairraiser place of business | 12/16/25 |
| smoky senate | 12/20/25 |
| Hairraiser place of business | 12/22/25 |
| khaki contagious reading party | 12/16/25 |
| Gaped Mad-dog Skullcap | 12/16/25 |
| khaki contagious reading party | 12/16/25 |
| Bisexual Institution | 12/16/25 |
| Vengeful location boistinker | 12/19/25 |
| Bisexual Institution | 12/19/25 |
| adventurous ruddy crackhouse marketing idea | 12/20/25 |
| blue bat shit crazy friendly grandma | 12/16/25 |
| diverse brethren | 12/16/25 |
| smoky senate | 12/20/25 |
| Up-to-no-good base twinkling uncleanness | 12/20/25 |
| fiercely-loyal rambunctious public bath | 12/16/25 |
| Iridescent mad cow disease | 12/20/25 |
| fiercely-loyal rambunctious public bath | 12/23/25 |
| Vivacious frum degenerate | 12/16/25 |
| smoky senate | 12/20/25 |
| alcoholic rough-skinned multi-billionaire preventive strike | 12/21/25 |
| Vivacious frum degenerate | 12/16/25 |
| Up-to-no-good base twinkling uncleanness | 12/16/25 |
| fiercely-loyal rambunctious public bath | 12/19/25 |
| Up-to-no-good base twinkling uncleanness | 12/19/25 |
| clear deranged voyeur | 12/19/25 |
| purple stimulating gaping | 12/19/25 |
| Gaped Mad-dog Skullcap | 12/19/25 |
| beta new version | 12/19/25 |
| beta new version | 12/19/25 |
| coral pit | 12/19/25 |
| purple stimulating gaping | 12/19/25 |
| adulterous thriller whorehouse | 12/19/25 |
| Hairraiser place of business | 12/19/25 |
| Irate chestnut love of her life | 12/20/25 |
| pungent office | 12/22/25 |
| hot state | 12/19/25 |
| Razzmatazz Business Firm Karate | 12/19/25 |
| White legend lettuce | 12/19/25 |
| Up-to-no-good base twinkling uncleanness | 12/19/25 |
| White legend lettuce | 12/19/25 |
| Doobsian self-centered selfie | 12/20/25 |
| excitant pistol | 12/19/25 |
| dashing queen of the night toaster | 12/19/25 |
| khaki contagious reading party | 12/19/25 |
| sexy transparent cruise ship sweet tailpipe | 12/20/25 |
| Bearded Chrome Old Irish Cottage Hospital | 12/19/25 |
| Vengeful location boistinker | 12/19/25 |
| Chartreuse appetizing casino | 12/19/25 |
| Narrow-minded spectacular parlour hominid | 12/20/25 |
| Titillating Native Community Account | 12/20/25 |
| Up-to-no-good base twinkling uncleanness | 12/20/25 |
| smoky senate | 12/20/25 |
| sexy transparent cruise ship sweet tailpipe | 12/20/25 |
| insecure wild halford | 12/20/25 |
| soul-stirring abode keepsake machete | 12/20/25 |
| Razzmatazz Business Firm Karate | 12/20/25 |
| insecure wild halford | 12/21/25 |
| beta new version | 12/20/25 |
| alcoholic rough-skinned multi-billionaire preventive strike | 12/20/25 |
| Splenetic useless brakes | 12/21/25 |
| alcoholic rough-skinned multi-billionaire preventive strike | 12/22/25 |
| Splenetic useless brakes | 12/23/25 |
| alcoholic rough-skinned multi-billionaire preventive strike | 12/23/25 |
| mind-boggling station toilet seat | 12/22/25 |
| adventurous ruddy crackhouse marketing idea | 12/22/25 |
| adventurous ruddy crackhouse marketing idea | 12/23/25 |
| Bateful blood rage | 12/22/25 |
| pungent office | 12/22/25 |
| Razzle-dazzle godawful pisswyrm son of senegal | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Gaped Mad-dog Skullcap 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Vivacious frum degenerate This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Gaped Mad-dog Skullcap lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Vivacious frum degenerate My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Gaped Mad-dog Skullcap You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Irate chestnut love of her life Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Outnumbered church It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: smoky senate Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Splenetic useless brakes You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Gaped Mad-dog Skullcap brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Splenetic useless brakes glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: smoky senate You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Hairraiser place of business $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: smoky senate Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Hairraiser place of business thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: khaki contagious reading party 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Gaped Mad-dog Skullcap ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: khaki contagious reading party investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Bisexual Institution $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Vengeful location boistinker I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Bisexual Institution good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: adventurous ruddy crackhouse marketing idea $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: blue bat shit crazy friendly grandma six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: diverse brethren 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: smoky senate Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Up-to-no-good base twinkling uncleanness what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: fiercely-loyal rambunctious public bath 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Iridescent mad cow disease me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: fiercely-loyal rambunctious public bath It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Vivacious frum degenerate 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: smoky senate the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: alcoholic rough-skinned multi-billionaire preventive strike Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Vivacious frum degenerate I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Up-to-no-good base twinkling uncleanness mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: fiercely-loyal rambunctious public bath In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Up-to-no-good base twinkling uncleanness yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: clear deranged voyeur Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: purple stimulating gaping 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Gaped Mad-dog Skullcap fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: beta new version A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: beta new version OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: coral pit A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: purple stimulating gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: adulterous thriller whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Hairraiser place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Irate chestnut love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: pungent office Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: hot state $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Razzmatazz Business Firm Karate can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: White legend lettuce Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Up-to-no-good base twinkling uncleanness nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: White legend lettuce Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Doobsian self-centered selfie You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: excitant pistol Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: dashing queen of the night toaster Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: khaki contagious reading party damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: sexy transparent cruise ship sweet tailpipe Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Bearded Chrome Old Irish Cottage Hospital Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Vengeful location boistinker 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Chartreuse appetizing casino Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Narrow-minded spectacular parlour hominid 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Titillating Native Community Account 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Up-to-no-good base twinkling uncleanness 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: smoky senate Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: sexy transparent cruise ship sweet tailpipe 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: insecure wild halford literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: soul-stirring abode keepsake machete I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Razzmatazz Business Firm Karate so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: insecure wild halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: beta new version 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: alcoholic rough-skinned multi-billionaire preventive strike Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Splenetic useless brakes how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: alcoholic rough-skinned multi-billionaire preventive strike I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Splenetic useless brakes 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: alcoholic rough-skinned multi-billionaire preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: mind-boggling station toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: adventurous ruddy crackhouse marketing idea Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: adventurous ruddy crackhouse marketing idea $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Bateful blood rage $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: pungent office I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle godawful pisswyrm son of senegal 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49598250) |