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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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deranged address striped hyena
  12/17/25
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sapphire glittery brethren
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talented iridescent philosopher-king plaza
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
learning disabled aqua toaster parlour
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
deranged address striped hyena
  12/17/25
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titillating maroon dragon
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
deranged address striped hyena
  12/17/25
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titillating maroon dragon
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
deranged address striped hyena
  12/17/25
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titillating maroon dragon
  12/17/25
Incredible
deranged address striped hyena
  12/17/25
boom lives
Shaky field faggotry
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
deranged address striped hyena
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
learning disabled aqua toaster parlour
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Glassy chest-beating telephone spot
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
deranged address striped hyena
  12/17/25
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titillating maroon dragon
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
deranged address striped hyena
  12/17/25
wmtp
talking razzmatazz toilet seat
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
deranged address striped hyena
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
obsidian passionate wrinkle
  12/17/25
Strong contender
deranged address striped hyena
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
obsidian passionate wrinkle
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
deranged address striped hyena
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
obsidian passionate wrinkle
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Drab windowlicker cruise ship
  12/17/25
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deranged address striped hyena
  12/17/25
evan39
irradiated chocolate turdskin
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
sapphire glittery brethren
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
Beta Market
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
deranged address striped hyena
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
Beta Market
  12/17/25
who are you
Shaky field faggotry
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
Beta Market
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
Shaky field faggotry
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
irradiated chocolate turdskin
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
aromatic irate parlor travel guidebook
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
Beta Market
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
deranged address striped hyena
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
Beta Market
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
deranged address striped hyena
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
Beta Market
  12/18/25
whokobe
Shaky field faggotry
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
deranged address striped hyena
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Drab windowlicker cruise ship
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
deranged address striped hyena
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Drab windowlicker cruise ship
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
Concupiscible mewling kitchen
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
Shaky field faggotry
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
Concupiscible mewling kitchen
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
Shaky field faggotry
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
Concupiscible mewling kitchen
  12/17/25
Who is IH
deranged address striped hyena
  12/17/25
(n00b)
Concupiscible mewling kitchen
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
Trip effete newt locale
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
deranged address striped hyena
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
olive hunting ground
  12/18/25
Stfu
deranged address striped hyena
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
know-it-all friendly grandma azn
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
Lake principal's office marketing idea
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
Exhilarant ivory abode pocket flask
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
deranged address striped hyena
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
razzle-dazzle bossy house
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
deranged address striped hyena
  12/18/25
Thanks.
Trip effete newt locale
  12/18/25
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Shaky field faggotry
  05/08/26
Boom
lavender vibrant sound barrier
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razzle disgusting range macaca
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Rebellious well-lubricated step-uncle's house
  05/08/26


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: deranged address striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: sapphire glittery brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: talented iridescent philosopher-king plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: learning disabled aqua toaster parlour

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: deranged address striped hyena

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: titillating maroon dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: deranged address striped hyena

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: titillating maroon dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: deranged address striped hyena

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: titillating maroon dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: deranged address striped hyena

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Shaky field faggotry

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: deranged address striped hyena

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: learning disabled aqua toaster parlour

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Glassy chest-beating telephone spot

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: deranged address striped hyena

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: titillating maroon dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: deranged address striped hyena

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: talking razzmatazz toilet seat

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: deranged address striped hyena

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: obsidian passionate wrinkle

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: deranged address striped hyena

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: obsidian passionate wrinkle

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: deranged address striped hyena

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: obsidian passionate wrinkle

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Drab windowlicker cruise ship

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: deranged address striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: irradiated chocolate turdskin

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: sapphire glittery brethren

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Beta Market

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: deranged address striped hyena

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Beta Market

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Shaky field faggotry

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Beta Market

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Shaky field faggotry

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: irradiated chocolate turdskin

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: aromatic irate parlor travel guidebook

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Beta Market

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: deranged address striped hyena

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Beta Market

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: deranged address striped hyena

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Beta Market

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Shaky field faggotry

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: deranged address striped hyena

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Drab windowlicker cruise ship

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: deranged address striped hyena

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Drab windowlicker cruise ship

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible mewling kitchen

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Shaky field faggotry

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible mewling kitchen

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Shaky field faggotry

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible mewling kitchen

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: deranged address striped hyena

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Concupiscible mewling kitchen

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Trip effete newt locale

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: deranged address striped hyena

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: olive hunting ground

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: deranged address striped hyena

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: know-it-all friendly grandma azn

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Lake principal's office marketing idea

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Exhilarant ivory abode pocket flask

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: deranged address striped hyena

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bossy house

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: deranged address striped hyena

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Trip effete newt locale

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519537)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Shaky field faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49875080)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: lavender vibrant sound barrier

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: razzle disgusting range macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49519546)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Rebellious well-lubricated step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2)#49875075)