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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: Galvanic Library Foreskin ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Shimmering histrionic new version pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: titillating market My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: Cobalt tank "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Contagious knife therapy !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43525643) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Flatulent place of business I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: Flatulent place of business our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: Chrome vigorous cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: Underhanded grizzly scourge upon the earth stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: trip mental disorder aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: balding round eye theatre Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Contagious knife therapy 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Contagious knife therapy ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: crawly bawdyhouse Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: balding round eye theatre Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: slippery swashbuckling plaza ratface It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Shimmering histrionic new version pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43239492) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Contagious knife therapy 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: Contagious knife therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43324612) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: screenman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: ethereal connection Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: ethereal connection On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: ethereal connection I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: ethereal connection <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |