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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| zippy mischievous meetinghouse | 12/16/25 |
| Talking jap | 12/16/25 |
| zippy mischievous meetinghouse | 12/16/25 |
| Talking jap | 12/16/25 |
| zippy mischievous meetinghouse | 12/16/25 |
| Avocado field | 12/20/25 |
| Garnet marvelous gaping nursing home | 12/19/25 |
| Sable stirring spot | 12/20/25 |
| Purple talented institution | 12/19/25 |
| zippy mischievous meetinghouse | 12/20/25 |
| Purple talented institution | 12/20/25 |
| Sable stirring spot | 12/20/25 |
| Buck-toothed dashing masturbator | 12/16/25 |
| Sable stirring spot | 12/20/25 |
| Buck-toothed dashing masturbator | 12/22/25 |
| aphrodisiac twinkling brunch | 12/16/25 |
| zippy mischievous meetinghouse | 12/16/25 |
| aphrodisiac twinkling brunch | 12/16/25 |
| Amethyst public bath | 12/16/25 |
| cerise doctorate shrine | 12/19/25 |
| Amethyst public bath | 12/19/25 |
| beady-eyed topaz stage | 12/20/25 |
| idiotic stimulating feces karate | 12/16/25 |
| Pearly mother cuckoldry | 12/16/25 |
| Sable stirring spot | 12/20/25 |
| frozen senate useless brakes | 12/20/25 |
| shimmering temple | 12/16/25 |
| Cream Rambunctious Rigpig School | 12/20/25 |
| shimmering temple | 12/23/25 |
| Talking jap | 12/16/25 |
| Sable stirring spot | 12/20/25 |
| Dun misunderstood shitlib | 12/21/25 |
| Talking jap | 12/16/25 |
| frozen senate useless brakes | 12/16/25 |
| shimmering temple | 12/19/25 |
| frozen senate useless brakes | 12/19/25 |
| seedy french jewess jew | 12/19/25 |
| Thirsty soul-stirring hunting ground | 12/19/25 |
| zippy mischievous meetinghouse | 12/19/25 |
| judgmental curious orchestra pit elastic band | 12/19/25 |
| judgmental curious orchestra pit elastic band | 12/19/25 |
| Jet selfie | 12/19/25 |
| Thirsty soul-stirring hunting ground | 12/19/25 |
| arousing deer antler | 12/19/25 |
| Buck-toothed dashing masturbator | 12/19/25 |
| Avocado field | 12/20/25 |
| abusive federal stage liquid oxygen | 12/22/25 |
| alcoholic tanning salon old irish cottage | 12/19/25 |
| odious range new version | 12/19/25 |
| Rough-skinned jade library turdskin | 12/19/25 |
| frozen senate useless brakes | 12/19/25 |
| Rough-skinned jade library turdskin | 12/19/25 |
| Pearl rehab death wish | 12/20/25 |
| salmon massive state mexican | 12/19/25 |
| Naked henna really tough guy | 12/19/25 |
| aphrodisiac twinkling brunch | 12/19/25 |
| olive house laser beams | 12/20/25 |
| 180 amber resort friendly grandma | 12/19/25 |
| cerise doctorate shrine | 12/19/25 |
| chartreuse private investor | 12/19/25 |
| Flesh magical box office double fault | 12/20/25 |
| Maniacal Adventurous Theatre Messiness | 12/20/25 |
| frozen senate useless brakes | 12/20/25 |
| Sable stirring spot | 12/20/25 |
| olive house laser beams | 12/20/25 |
| Fragrant business firm haunted graveyard | 12/20/25 |
| Trip primrose site juggernaut | 12/20/25 |
| odious range new version | 12/20/25 |
| Fragrant business firm haunted graveyard | 12/21/25 |
| judgmental curious orchestra pit elastic band | 12/20/25 |
| Dun misunderstood shitlib | 12/20/25 |
| Purple talented institution | 12/21/25 |
| Dun misunderstood shitlib | 12/22/25 |
| Purple talented institution | 12/23/25 |
| Dun misunderstood shitlib | 12/23/25 |
| overrated bisexual mental disorder | 12/22/25 |
| beady-eyed topaz stage | 12/22/25 |
| beady-eyed topaz stage | 12/23/25 |
| Vengeful Goyim Area | 12/22/25 |
| abusive federal stage liquid oxygen | 12/22/25 |
| mahogany histrionic national security agency plaza | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: zippy mischievous meetinghouse 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Talking jap This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: zippy mischievous meetinghouse lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Talking jap My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: zippy mischievous meetinghouse You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Avocado field Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Garnet marvelous gaping nursing home It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Sable stirring spot Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Purple talented institution You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: zippy mischievous meetinghouse brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Purple talented institution glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Sable stirring spot You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Buck-toothed dashing masturbator $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Sable stirring spot Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Buck-toothed dashing masturbator thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: aphrodisiac twinkling brunch 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: zippy mischievous meetinghouse ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: aphrodisiac twinkling brunch investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Amethyst public bath $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: cerise doctorate shrine I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Amethyst public bath good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: beady-eyed topaz stage $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: idiotic stimulating feces karate six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Pearly mother cuckoldry 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Sable stirring spot Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: frozen senate useless brakes what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: shimmering temple 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Cream Rambunctious Rigpig School me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: shimmering temple It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Talking jap 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Sable stirring spot the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Dun misunderstood shitlib Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Talking jap I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: frozen senate useless brakes mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: shimmering temple In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: frozen senate useless brakes yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: seedy french jewess jew Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Thirsty soul-stirring hunting ground 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: zippy mischievous meetinghouse fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: judgmental curious orchestra pit elastic band A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: judgmental curious orchestra pit elastic band OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Jet selfie A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Thirsty soul-stirring hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: arousing deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Buck-toothed dashing masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Avocado field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: abusive federal stage liquid oxygen Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: alcoholic tanning salon old irish cottage $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: odious range new version can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Rough-skinned jade library turdskin Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: frozen senate useless brakes nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Rough-skinned jade library turdskin Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Pearl rehab death wish You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: salmon massive state mexican Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Naked henna really tough guy Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: aphrodisiac twinkling brunch damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: olive house laser beams Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: 180 amber resort friendly grandma Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: cerise doctorate shrine 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: chartreuse private investor Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Flesh magical box office double fault 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Maniacal Adventurous Theatre Messiness 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: frozen senate useless brakes 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Sable stirring spot Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: olive house laser beams 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Fragrant business firm haunted graveyard literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Trip primrose site juggernaut I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: odious range new version so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Fragrant business firm haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: judgmental curious orchestra pit elastic band 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Dun misunderstood shitlib Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Purple talented institution how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Dun misunderstood shitlib I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Purple talented institution 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Dun misunderstood shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: overrated bisexual mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: beady-eyed topaz stage Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: beady-eyed topaz stage $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Vengeful Goyim Area $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: abusive federal stage liquid oxygen I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: mahogany histrionic national security agency plaza 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49598250) |