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| purple razzle pistol chapel | 12/16/25 |
| cracking violet dog poop institution | 12/16/25 |
| purple razzle pistol chapel | 12/16/25 |
| cracking violet dog poop institution | 12/16/25 |
| purple razzle pistol chapel | 12/16/25 |
| Insanely creepy headpube senate | 12/20/25 |
| heady locus | 12/19/25 |
| internet-worthy buck-toothed school | 12/20/25 |
| Amethyst free-loading state | 12/19/25 |
| purple razzle pistol chapel | 12/20/25 |
| Amethyst free-loading state | 12/20/25 |
| internet-worthy buck-toothed school | 12/20/25 |
| Medicated frisky set yarmulke | 12/16/25 |
| internet-worthy buck-toothed school | 12/20/25 |
| Medicated frisky set yarmulke | 12/22/25 |
| fishy soul-stirring trailer park | 12/16/25 |
| purple razzle pistol chapel | 12/16/25 |
| fishy soul-stirring trailer park | 12/16/25 |
| trip chocolate pit weed whacker | 12/16/25 |
| unholy bronze masturbator | 12/19/25 |
| trip chocolate pit weed whacker | 12/19/25 |
| Brass private investor box office | 12/20/25 |
| Concupiscible national | 12/16/25 |
| Cordovan quadroon | 12/16/25 |
| internet-worthy buck-toothed school | 12/20/25 |
| sticky ticket booth | 12/20/25 |
| impertinent maroon station liquid oxygen | 12/16/25 |
| flirting dilemma | 12/20/25 |
| impertinent maroon station liquid oxygen | 12/23/25 |
| cracking violet dog poop institution | 12/16/25 |
| internet-worthy buck-toothed school | 12/20/25 |
| Lavender feces sweet tailpipe | 12/21/25 |
| cracking violet dog poop institution | 12/16/25 |
| sticky ticket booth | 12/16/25 |
| impertinent maroon station liquid oxygen | 12/19/25 |
| sticky ticket booth | 12/19/25 |
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| Vibrant Affirmative Action | 12/19/25 |
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| cruel-hearted hell newt | 12/19/25 |
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| Insanely creepy headpube senate | 12/20/25 |
| contagious business firm | 12/22/25 |
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| sticky ticket booth | 12/19/25 |
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| Titillating crusty coldplay fan | 12/20/25 |
| Drab comical meetinghouse multi-billionaire | 12/19/25 |
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| fishy soul-stirring trailer park | 12/19/25 |
| appetizing out-of-control address | 12/20/25 |
| tan stirring university police squad | 12/19/25 |
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| Amethyst free-loading state | 12/23/25 |
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| excitant sooty orchestra pit | 12/22/25 |
| Brass private investor box office | 12/22/25 |
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| vigorous navy codepig field | 12/22/25 |
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| bateful pisswyrm | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: purple razzle pistol chapel 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: cracking violet dog poop institution This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: purple razzle pistol chapel lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: cracking violet dog poop institution My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: purple razzle pistol chapel You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Insanely creepy headpube senate Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: heady locus It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: internet-worthy buck-toothed school Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Amethyst free-loading state You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: purple razzle pistol chapel brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Amethyst free-loading state glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: internet-worthy buck-toothed school You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Medicated frisky set yarmulke $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: internet-worthy buck-toothed school Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Medicated frisky set yarmulke thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: fishy soul-stirring trailer park 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: purple razzle pistol chapel ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: fishy soul-stirring trailer park investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: trip chocolate pit weed whacker $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: unholy bronze masturbator I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: trip chocolate pit weed whacker good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Brass private investor box office $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Concupiscible national six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Cordovan quadroon 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: internet-worthy buck-toothed school Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: sticky ticket booth what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: impertinent maroon station liquid oxygen 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: flirting dilemma me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: impertinent maroon station liquid oxygen It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: cracking violet dog poop institution 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: internet-worthy buck-toothed school the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Lavender feces sweet tailpipe Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: cracking violet dog poop institution I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: sticky ticket booth mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: impertinent maroon station liquid oxygen In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: sticky ticket booth yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: motley idea he suggested Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Vibrant Affirmative Action 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: purple razzle pistol chapel fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: cruel-hearted hell newt A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: cruel-hearted hell newt OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: talented cruise ship A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Vibrant Affirmative Action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Aggressive grizzly plaza cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Medicated frisky set yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Insanely creepy headpube senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: contagious business firm Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Glittery messiness theatre $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Exciting kitchen alpha can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Fluffy stage Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: sticky ticket booth nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Fluffy stage Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Titillating crusty coldplay fan You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Drab comical meetinghouse multi-billionaire Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Honey-headed 180 ladyboy Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: fishy soul-stirring trailer park damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: appetizing out-of-control address Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: tan stirring university police squad Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: unholy bronze masturbator 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Puce Sandwich Psychic Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: orchid associate 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Bearded harsh nowag cuckold 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: sticky ticket booth 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: internet-worthy buck-toothed school Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: appetizing out-of-control address 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: maniacal community account literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Hilarious transparent sound barrier I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Exciting kitchen alpha so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: maniacal community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: cruel-hearted hell newt 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Lavender feces sweet tailpipe Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Amethyst free-loading state how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Lavender feces sweet tailpipe I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Amethyst free-loading state 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Lavender feces sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: excitant sooty orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Brass private investor box office Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Brass private investor box office $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: vigorous navy codepig field $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: contagious business firm I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: bateful pisswyrm 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49598250) |