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Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib
  10/09/14
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honey-headed razzmatazz temple
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Hairraiser clown
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mind-boggling up-to-no-good sweet tailpipe place of business
  10/09/14
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heady slap-happy electric furnace death wish
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diverse karate pit
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Splenetic giraffe affirmative action
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Cheese-eating tantric ticket booth candlestick maker
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib
  10/09/14
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honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
mind-boggling up-to-no-good sweet tailpipe place of business
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib
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honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib
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honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
Transparent startling hospital ratface
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angry knife
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honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
Splenetic giraffe affirmative action
  10/09/14
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angry knife
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
Pale Swashbuckling Plaza
  10/09/14
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honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
chartreuse parlour toaster
  10/08/16
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Transparent startling hospital ratface
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Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
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mustard motley persian den
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Peach hairless deer antler locus
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deranged piazza stock car
  10/09/14
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Racy ocher state
  10/09/14
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Crawly Lascivious Orchestra Pit
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Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth
  10/10/14
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Domesticated mischievous gas station
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
magenta big rigpig
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
milky maniacal lay
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
goy orbison
  10/06/25
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razzle-dazzle round eye business firm
  05/15/22
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Peach hairless deer antler locus
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
Hyperactive Free-loading Shrine
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
cracking ungodly yarmulke partner
  10/11/14
?
jade heaven
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
cracking ungodly yarmulke partner
  10/11/14
...
Brilliant Cerebral Codepig
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
alcoholic senate
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
Wonderful Laser Beams Abode
  12/25/15
...
cobalt flickering location
  02/05/17
lol
Sticky Citrine Mexican
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
Red infuriating son of senegal hairy legs
  10/09/14
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honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
mind-boggling up-to-no-good sweet tailpipe place of business
  10/09/14
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Peach hairless deer antler locus
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Crystalline supple digit ratio
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
burgundy fanboi
  10/09/14
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Contagious internal respiration
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
Transparent startling hospital ratface
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Puce learning disabled brunch
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
Soul-stirring nursing home immigrant
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib
  10/09/14
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honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
stirring black woman
  10/09/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
Pale Swashbuckling Plaza
  10/09/14
...
Crimson bearded alpha
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
mentally impaired love of her life dysfunction
  10/09/14
Shrewd
amber well-lubricated range tank
  10/09/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
stirring black woman
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Pale Swashbuckling Plaza
  10/09/14
180
Chocolate razzle spot wagecucks
  10/09/14
180
Confused territorial idiot
  10/09/14
180^180
Olive fortuitous meteor
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mustard motley persian den
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Olive fortuitous meteor
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honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
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honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
mind-boggling up-to-no-good sweet tailpipe place of business
  10/09/14
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honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
mentally impaired love of her life dysfunction
  10/09/14
...
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
Hairraiser clown
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
Pale Swashbuckling Plaza
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jade heaven
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
sapphire swollen trust fund stag film
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
Cordovan impressive trailer park
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maize kitchen jewess
  12/06/14
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trip white market
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
avocado locale
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
milky maniacal lay
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
milky maniacal lay
  10/08/16
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orchid ape
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
jade heaven
  10/09/14
?
Medicated stage
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
jade heaven
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Snowy pervert
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
titillating doctorate genital piercing
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
180 point mad cow disease
  10/11/14
180
Yellow public bath
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Chrome whorehouse
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
jade heaven
  10/09/14
...
Olive fortuitous meteor
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Crystalline supple digit ratio
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
Contagious internal respiration
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honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
Contagious internal respiration
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honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Chrome whorehouse
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honey-headed razzmatazz temple
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...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
mentally impaired love of her life dysfunction
  10/09/14
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honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
Racy ocher state
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Racy ocher state
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
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...
jet-lagged slate coffee pot stage
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
heady slap-happy electric furnace death wish
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honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
heady slap-happy electric furnace death wish
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honey-headed razzmatazz temple
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...
Peach hairless deer antler locus
  10/09/14
...
heady slap-happy electric furnace death wish
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Tan double fault idea he suggested
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib
  10/09/14
lol
Hairraiser clown
  10/09/14
180
jade heaven
  10/09/14
lmao
deranged piazza stock car
  10/09/14
tyft
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
Lol
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
...
concupiscible set hominid
  10/09/14
This is good.
Outnumbered Chad
  10/09/14
180 billion
Chrome whorehouse
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
Pale Swashbuckling Plaza
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
fragrant blue becky
  10/09/14
...
Crystalline supple digit ratio
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Translucent lodge macaca
  10/10/14
...
mustard motley persian den
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
irradiated mint hell antidepressant drug
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Boyish Claret Office
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Racy ocher state
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
bossy spectacular field
  10/09/14
...
adventurous goal in life rehab
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
floppy cocky chapel cuckold
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
Walnut Legend
  10/09/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
...
floppy cocky chapel cuckold
  10/09/14
...
Peach hairless deer antler locus
  10/27/14
...
Pale Swashbuckling Plaza
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
electric filthy philosopher-king
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
Multi-colored offensive native background story
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
milky maniacal lay
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
Outnumbered Chad
  10/09/14
titcr
floppy cocky chapel cuckold
  10/09/14
...
Outnumbered Chad
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
Hairraiser clown
  10/09/14
...
mustard motley persian den
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
heady slap-happy electric furnace death wish
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Aquamarine Vigorous Center
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
titillating doctorate genital piercing
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
Glittery casino wrinkle
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
Hairraiser clown
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
burgundy fanboi
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
electric filthy philosopher-king
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
Outnumbered Chad
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
electric filthy philosopher-king
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
Beady-eyed Pearly Milk
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
stimulating library skinny woman
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
Insecure school
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
Thriller beta box office cuck
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
heady slap-happy electric furnace death wish
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
Walnut Legend
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
heady slap-happy electric furnace death wish
  10/09/14
...
mentally impaired love of her life dysfunction
  10/10/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
...
floppy cocky chapel cuckold
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Racy ocher state
  10/09/14
...
Comical insane hall
  10/09/14
...
Arousing mahogany athletic conference parlor
  10/12/14
1800000000
yapping scarlet weed whacker
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
jade heaven
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Comical insane hall
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
Hairraiser clown
  10/09/14
...
Crystalline supple digit ratio
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
jade heaven
  10/09/14
Loling hard
Outnumbered Chad
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
jet-lagged slate coffee pot stage
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
Alcoholic menage
  10/09/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
Insecure school
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
jade heaven
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
jade heaven
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
milky maniacal lay
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
heady slap-happy electric furnace death wish
  10/09/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
Hyperactive Free-loading Shrine
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
floppy cocky chapel cuckold
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
massive fat ankles
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Snowy pervert
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
jet-lagged slate coffee pot stage
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
Hairraiser clown
  10/09/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
fragrant blue becky
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
milky maniacal lay
  10/09/14
...
milky maniacal lay
  10/10/14
...
Chrome whorehouse
  10/09/14
i could see it
jade heaven
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
hot bull headed indian lodge
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
...
Crystalline supple digit ratio
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
useless corner foreskin
  06/27/16
...
ruby flatulent cruise ship queen of the night
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
heady slap-happy electric furnace death wish
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
emerald impertinent friendly grandma
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
garnet ceo
  10/10/14
WTF?
deranged piazza stock car
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
deranged piazza stock car
  10/10/14
...
jade heaven
  10/10/14
120
yapping scarlet weed whacker
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Snowy pervert
  10/10/14
...
Outnumbered Chad
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/10/14
...
heady slap-happy electric furnace death wish
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Racy ocher state
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
burgundy fanboi
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
burgundy fanboi
  10/10/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
Histrionic twinkling uncleanness forum
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
titillating doctorate genital piercing
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
stirring black woman
  10/10/14
...
iridescent marvelous church building depressive
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
charismatic property azn
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
jade heaven
  10/10/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/10/14
...
Outnumbered Chad
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
Henna Tanning Salon
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
jade heaven
  10/10/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
Outnumbered Chad
  10/10/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
Curious Sadistic Meetinghouse Marketing Idea
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
burgundy fanboi
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
avocado locale
  10/10/14
180
Dashing buck-toothed tattoo
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Aphrodisiac sanctuary boltzmann
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Crystalline supple digit ratio
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
Hyperactive Free-loading Shrine
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
avocado locale
  10/10/14
...
Crystalline supple digit ratio
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
onyx goyim
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
Hairraiser clown
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/10/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/10/14
...
Crystalline supple digit ratio
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
charismatic property azn
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
saffron anal theatre toilet seat
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
obsidian hissy fit resort
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib
  10/11/14
omg
Hyperactive Free-loading Shrine
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Bat-shit-crazy vibrant corn cake dilemma
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Naked Arrogant Institution Nibblets
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
ruby flatulent cruise ship queen of the night
  10/11/14
...
jade heaven
  10/11/14
...
Naked Arrogant Institution Nibblets
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
lime home
  10/11/14
...
Crystalline supple digit ratio
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
magenta big rigpig
  10/18/14
...
ruddy sex offender hunting ground
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
Dull galvanic national security agency
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Excitant Very Tactful Dragon
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
...
Peach hairless deer antler locus
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Exciting Flesh Selfie Stead
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Naked Arrogant Institution Nibblets
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
Hyperactive Free-loading Shrine
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Exciting Flesh Selfie Stead
  10/11/14
...
milky maniacal lay
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Pale Swashbuckling Plaza
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
burgundy fanboi
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
...
sapphire swollen trust fund stag film
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
...
iridescent marvelous church building depressive
  10/11/14
...
Crystalline supple digit ratio
  10/11/14
...
Pale Swashbuckling Plaza
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
Peach hairless deer antler locus
  10/27/14
lmfao
Puce learning disabled brunch
  10/11/14
amazing
Misanthropic Aromatic Coldplay Fan
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
Outnumbered Chad
  10/11/14
180
Hairraiser clown
  10/11/14
...
mentally impaired love of her life dysfunction
  10/11/14
...
Crystalline supple digit ratio
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
Peach hairless deer antler locus
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
provocative ivory site
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
Dull galvanic national security agency
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Naked Arrogant Institution Nibblets
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Pale Swashbuckling Plaza
  10/11/14
Seriously.
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Excitant Very Tactful Dragon
  10/11/14
...
lime home
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
Bright Kitty Boistinker
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
Chocolate razzle spot wagecucks
  03/28/16
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
...
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
Vivacious Police Squad Messiness
  10/11/14
...
Laughsome awkward bawdyhouse mediation
  10/11/14
...
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
plz poast
at-the-ready black crackhouse
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
Laughsome awkward bawdyhouse mediation
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
jet-lagged slate coffee pot stage
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
Soul-stirring nursing home immigrant
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
stimulating library skinny woman
  10/11/14
For the love of god
Outnumbered Chad
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Pale Swashbuckling Plaza
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
stimulating library skinny woman
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
burgundy fanboi
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
exhilarant brindle patrolman
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
misunderstood university regret
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
milky maniacal lay
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
jet-lagged slate coffee pot stage
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Racy ocher state
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
Outnumbered Chad
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
iridescent marvelous church building depressive
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
lol 180
Pale Swashbuckling Plaza
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
Soul-stirring nursing home immigrant
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
...
bat shit crazy stain feces
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Racy ocher state
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Dark odious prole
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
passionate frozen therapy
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
passionate frozen therapy
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
mind-boggling up-to-no-good sweet tailpipe place of business
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
embarrassed to the bone headpube telephone
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Racy ocher state
  10/11/14
(evan39)
yapping scarlet weed whacker
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
Hyperactive Free-loading Shrine
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
embarrassed to the bone headpube telephone
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
Appetizing violent jap house
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Dark odious prole
  10/11/14
...
jet-lagged slate coffee pot stage
  10/11/14
cr
Elite national
  10/11/14
Amen.
talented sable garrison dopamine
  10/11/14
lol cr
maize kitchen jewess
  10/11/14
...
Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
...
Pale Swashbuckling Plaza
  10/11/14
...
Crystalline supple digit ratio
  10/11/14
...
Peach hairless deer antler locus
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
stimulating library skinny woman
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Comical insane hall
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
stimulating library skinny woman
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
Hyperactive Free-loading Shrine
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
stimulating library skinny woman
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
Hyperactive Free-loading Shrine
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
stimulating library skinny woman
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Comical insane hall
  10/11/14
180
sinister base
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
stimulating library skinny woman
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
maroon space
  10/11/14
...
Comical insane hall
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
Soul-stirring nursing home immigrant
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Comical insane hall
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
stimulating library skinny woman
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
Outnumbered Chad
  10/11/14
...
Racy ocher state
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
yapping scarlet weed whacker
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
milky maniacal lay
  10/11/14
lol
know-it-all slippery reading party
  10/11/14
underrated
electric filthy philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
party of the first part station
  10/12/14
...
Peach hairless deer antler locus
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Aquamarine Vigorous Center
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Chad
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Aquamarine Vigorous Center
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Aquamarine Vigorous Center
  10/11/14
...
Peach hairless deer antler locus
  10/27/14
lol
idiotic dingle berry masturbator
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
ruby flatulent cruise ship queen of the night
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
aggressive new version area
  10/11/14
...
famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
180
exhilarant brindle patrolman
  10/11/14
180
mind-boggling up-to-no-good sweet tailpipe place of business
  10/11/14
180
Pale Swashbuckling Plaza
  10/11/14
...
Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
nighttime school cafeteria sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
...
nudist church keepsake machete
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Pale Swashbuckling Plaza
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
Wonderful Laser Beams Abode
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
Soul-stirring nursing home immigrant
  10/11/14
...
jade heaven
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
180
exhilarant brindle patrolman
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
Soul-stirring nursing home immigrant
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
Soul-stirring nursing home immigrant
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Beady-eyed Pearly Milk
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
theater trump supporter
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Racy ocher state
  10/11/14
...
burgundy fanboi
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
...
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
...
Peach hairless deer antler locus
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
Go on...
Peach hairless deer antler locus
  10/27/14
...
Beady-eyed Pearly Milk
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
burgundy fanboi
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
twinkling principal's office
  10/11/14
...
burgundy fanboi
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
theater trump supporter
  10/11/14
Yessir.
twinkling principal's office
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
milky maniacal lay
  10/11/14
...
lime home
  10/11/14
...
Crystalline supple digit ratio
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
coiffed factory reset button address
  10/12/14
...
Peach hairless deer antler locus
  10/27/14
...
party of the first part station
  10/12/14
...
Peach hairless deer antler locus
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Bat-shit-crazy vibrant corn cake dilemma
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
theater trump supporter
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Pale Swashbuckling Plaza
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
Peach hairless deer antler locus
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
mind-boggling up-to-no-good sweet tailpipe place of business
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained talking step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
Rebellious
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained talking step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
...
jade heaven
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
concupiscible set hominid
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
Dull galvanic national security agency
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Bat-shit-crazy vibrant corn cake dilemma
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Pale Swashbuckling Plaza
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Beady-eyed Pearly Milk
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Racy ocher state
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
...
Multi-colored offensive native background story
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
autistic circlehead
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
Vivacious Police Squad Messiness
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
Vivacious Police Squad Messiness
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
dun faggotry
  10/11/14
...
Snowy pervert
  10/11/14
...
Crystalline supple digit ratio
  10/11/14
Oh my
burgundy fanboi
  10/11/14
omg
seedy hateful gaming laptop
  10/11/14
...
brass cruel-hearted rigor
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Pale Swashbuckling Plaza
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
Soul-stirring nursing home immigrant
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
burgundy fanboi
  10/11/14
...
Crystalline supple digit ratio
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
Hairraiser clown
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
seedy hateful gaming laptop
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
Orange
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
rose roommate
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
avocado locale
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
dun faggotry
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
gay degenerate puppy
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
saffron anal theatre toilet seat
  10/11/14
...
Aquamarine Vigorous Center
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
...
Arousing mahogany athletic conference parlor
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Aphrodisiac sanctuary boltzmann
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
haunting turdskin
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
...
Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
180 point mad cow disease
  10/11/14
wtf
fantasy-prone halford
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
hilarious overrated bbw
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
saffron anal theatre toilet seat
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
hilarious overrated bbw
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
aggressive new version area
  10/11/14
...
Pale Swashbuckling Plaza
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Pale Swashbuckling Plaza
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
avocado locale
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
theater trump supporter
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
Dashing buck-toothed tattoo
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
theater trump supporter
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
saffron anal theatre toilet seat
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
Orange
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
theater trump supporter
  10/11/14
...
Pale Swashbuckling Plaza
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Beady-eyed Pearly Milk
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
Orange
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
...
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
aggressive new version area
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
...
Pale Swashbuckling Plaza
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
indirect expression
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
zombie-like
  11/21/15
...
twinkling principal's office
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
gtfo
jet-lagged slate coffee pot stage
  10/12/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
tripping
  10/11/14
Holy shit
Dull galvanic national security agency
  10/11/14
?
Walnut Legend
  10/11/14
...
carmine shivering incel
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
underhanded people who are hurt brethren
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
yapping scarlet weed whacker
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
underhanded people who are hurt brethren
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
seedy hateful gaming laptop
  10/11/14
...
carmine shivering incel
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
poppy gay wizard
  10/11/14
lol
Pale Swashbuckling Plaza
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
180
grizzly nowag
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib
  10/11/14
120
Red infuriating son of senegal hairy legs
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
burgundy fanboi
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Racy ocher state
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
cyan sandwich newt
  10/12/14
...
Naked Arrogant Institution Nibblets
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
fragrant blue becky
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Comical insane hall
  10/12/14
...
Vivacious Police Squad Messiness
  12/06/14
...
Naked Arrogant Institution Nibblets
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
unhinged fuchsia old irish cottage really tough guy
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
lemon kitty cat
  10/12/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib
  10/12/14
Well!?
concupiscible set hominid
  10/12/14
...
Naked Arrogant Institution Nibblets
  10/12/14
plz respond
Comical insane hall
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Medicated stage
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
lime home
  10/12/14
Well?
Aphrodisiac sanctuary boltzmann
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
pontificating
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
Walnut Legend
  10/12/14
180000000
exhilarant brindle patrolman
  10/12/14
??
deranged piazza stock car
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Crystalline supple digit ratio
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
cuckoldry
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
Hairraiser clown
  10/12/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/12/14
K, ty.
Hairraiser clown
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
Hairraiser clown
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib
  10/12/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/12/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
jet-lagged slate coffee pot stage
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
Walnut Legend
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/12/14
...
burgundy fanboi
  10/12/14
...
gay degenerate puppy
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
twinkling principal's office
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Dark odious prole
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
fragrant blue becky
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
stimulating library skinny woman
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
yapping scarlet weed whacker
  10/12/14
please continue
party of the first part station
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Comical insane hall
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
twinkling principal's office
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
gaped flirting
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/12/14
...
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
Hyperactive Free-loading Shrine
  10/12/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Salmon dead faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Salmon dead faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Exciting Flesh Selfie Stead
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
gaped flirting
  10/12/14
ty
milky maniacal lay
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
gaped flirting
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Salmon dead faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
And scene.
Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
nigger
milky maniacal lay
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Salmon dead faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/12/14
...
passionate frozen therapy
  10/12/14
...
Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/12/14
...
saffron anal theatre toilet seat
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
stimulating library skinny woman
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
Umber
  10/12/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/12/14
Post 600!
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
Crusty purple mother
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
fantasy-prone halford
  10/12/14
You don't?
amber well-lubricated range tank
  10/12/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib
  10/12/14
...
twinkling principal's office
  10/12/14
wtf
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Aquamarine Vigorous Center
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Aquamarine Vigorous Center
  10/12/14
...
cyan sandwich newt
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
provocative ivory site
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Aquamarine Vigorous Center
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
Orange
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Aquamarine Vigorous Center
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
provocative ivory site
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
Hyperactive Free-loading Shrine
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
jade heaven
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
titillating doctorate genital piercing
  10/12/14
...
Wonderful Laser Beams Abode
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
Insecure school
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
milky maniacal lay
  10/12/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
indirect expression
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
haunting turdskin
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Soul-stirring nursing home immigrant
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
gaped flirting
  10/12/14
...
zombie-like
  11/21/15
...
al sapienza
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
ruby flatulent cruise ship queen of the night
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Crystalline supple digit ratio
  10/13/14
180, ty.
Hairraiser clown
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
sienna juggernaut
  10/12/14
180
federal cumskin
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
Gold Organic Girlfriend
  10/31/16
...
zombie-like
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
azure
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
Voyeur Haunted Graveyard
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
nudist church keepsake machete
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
Orange
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
titillating doctorate genital piercing
  10/12/14
titc analysis
magenta big rigpig
  10/18/14
...
zombie-like
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Aphrodisiac sanctuary boltzmann
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
jet-lagged slate coffee pot stage
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Arousing mahogany athletic conference parlor
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
aggressive new version area
  10/13/14
?
Arousing mahogany athletic conference parlor
  10/13/14
...
honey-headed razzmatazz temple
  10/27/14
...
gaped flirting
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Racy ocher state
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
avocado locale
  12/06/14
...
Olive fortuitous meteor
  04/07/15
...
nudist church keepsake machete
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
disgusting internet-worthy
  04/22/15
...
deranged piazza stock car
  05/17/15
...
Multi-billionaire Striped Hyena
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Racy ocher state
  08/18/15
update?
lavender narrow-minded gaping
  10/06/15
...
dog poop
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
gaped flirting
  10/11/15
...
seedy hateful gaming laptop
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
fishy
  10/12/15
bump
Walnut Legend
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
apoplectic
  11/25/15
...
Olive fortuitous meteor
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Olive fortuitous meteor
  12/27/15
...
Multi-billionaire Striped Hyena
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
kink-friendly
  03/10/16
...
adventurous goal in life rehab
  03/28/16
...
plum legal warrant liquid oxygen
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
duck-like filthpig
  06/27/16
...
Arousing mahogany athletic conference parlor
  08/21/16
...
Navy elastic band volcanic crater
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Olive fortuitous meteor
  08/22/16
...
hyperventilating high-end
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
carnelian low-t private investor
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
stubborn fluffy mood
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
carnelian low-t private investor
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
hyperventilating high-end
  09/13/16
...
Peach hairless deer antler locus
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
hyperventilating high-end
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Light Main People
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
hyperventilating high-end
  09/13/16
...
Zippy
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
Navy elastic band volcanic crater
  09/13/16
...
dog poop
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
chartreuse parlour toaster
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
titillating doctorate genital piercing
  10/31/16
:-)
sepia generalized bond
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Olive fortuitous meteor
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
sepia generalized bond
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
  10/31/16
...
zombie-like
  10/09/18
...
Wonderful Laser Beams Abode
  11/21/16
...
Olive fortuitous meteor
  01/10/17
...
Pink quadroon community account
  02/04/17
...
Wonderful Laser Beams Abode
  02/04/17
...
sepia generalized bond
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
deep
  02/04/17
...
sepia generalized bond
  02/04/17
...
sepia generalized bond
  02/04/17
...
  02/05/17
...
sepia generalized bond
  02/08/17
...
balding lettuce
  06/28/17
...
khaki
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
ultramarine abusive half-breed pozpig
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
Mildly Autistic Pocket Flask
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
deep
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Bat-shit-crazy vibrant corn cake dilemma
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Erotic Blood Rage
  12/18/17
...
shimmering irate
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
Rambunctious Vermilion Personal Credit Line
  01/06/18
...
Zippy
  02/06/18
...
Misanthropic Aromatic Coldplay Fan
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
  10/06/18
4 year bump
ultramarine abusive half-breed pozpig
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
  10/09/18
...
Confused territorial idiot
  10/17/18
...
  05/19/19
...
ruddy sex offender hunting ground
  05/19/19
...
Orange
  10/14/19
...
Olive fortuitous meteor
  05/05/20
...
aqua self-absorbed
  06/28/20
...
twisted out-of-control mad-dog skullcap
  06/29/20
...
Orange
  07/10/20
...
trip white market
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
glassy sound barrier
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
frum potus
  10/10/20
TITCR
amethyst blathering crotch
  02/17/21
...
  10/08/21
...
cowardly insanely creepy preventive strike
  02/17/21
...
Orange
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
Glittery casino wrinkle
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
Bearded Boiling Water
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
Bearded Boiling Water
  10/11/21
...
  10/07/22
...
bronze
  12/02/21
...
Adulterous
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
useless brakes mental disorder
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
carnelian low-t private investor
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
roast beef
  10/10/22
...
bronze
  10/10/22
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
bronze
  11/23/22
...
Multi-colored offensive native background story
  05/06/23
...
violent windowlicker
  05/06/23
Time flies
buff fighting
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
fishy
  05/06/23
...
Adulterous
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
useless brakes mental disorder
  10/09/23
...
goy orbison
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
bisexual doobsian
  10/09/23
...
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Costumed Travel Guidebook
  10/20/23
...
  10/20/23
...
sepia generalized bond
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
  10/20/23
...
bronze
  10/20/23
...
  10/20/23
...
Turquoise Vengeful
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
sickened associate
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Multi-colored offensive native background story
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
al sapienza
  10/06/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Hairraiser clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling up-to-no-good sweet tailpipe place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: heady slap-happy electric furnace death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: diverse karate pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Splenetic giraffe affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Cheese-eating tantric ticket booth candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling up-to-no-good sweet tailpipe place of business

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Transparent startling hospital ratface

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: angry knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Splenetic giraffe affirmative action

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: angry knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Pale Swashbuckling Plaza

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: chartreuse parlour toaster

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Transparent startling hospital ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: mustard motley persian den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Peach hairless deer antler locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: deranged piazza stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Racy ocher state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Crawly Lascivious Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Domesticated mischievous gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: magenta big rigpig

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: milky maniacal lay

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: goy orbison

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle round eye business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Peach hairless deer antler locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Hyperactive Free-loading Shrine

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: cracking ungodly yarmulke partner

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: jade heaven

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: cracking ungodly yarmulke partner

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Brilliant Cerebral Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: alcoholic senate

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Wonderful Laser Beams Abode

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: cobalt flickering location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Sticky Citrine Mexican

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Red infuriating son of senegal hairy legs

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling up-to-no-good sweet tailpipe place of business

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Peach hairless deer antler locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Crystalline supple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: burgundy fanboi

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Contagious internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Transparent startling hospital ratface

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Puce learning disabled brunch

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring nursing home immigrant

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: stirring black woman

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Pale Swashbuckling Plaza

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Crimson bearded alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: mentally impaired love of her life dysfunction

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: amber well-lubricated range tank

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: stirring black woman

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Pale Swashbuckling Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Chocolate razzle spot wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: Confused territorial idiot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: mustard motley persian den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling up-to-no-good sweet tailpipe place of business

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: mentally impaired love of her life dysfunction

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser clown

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Pale Swashbuckling Plaza

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: jade heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: sapphire swollen trust fund stag film

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Cordovan impressive trailer park

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: maize kitchen jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: trip white market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: avocado locale

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: milky maniacal lay

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: milky maniacal lay

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: orchid ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: jade heaven

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Medicated stage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: jade heaven

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Snowy pervert

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: titillating doctorate genital piercing

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: 180 point mad cow disease

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Yellow public bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Chrome whorehouse

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: jade heaven

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Crystalline supple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Contagious internal respiration

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Contagious internal respiration

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Chrome whorehouse

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: mentally impaired love of her life dysfunction

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Racy ocher state

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Racy ocher state

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: jet-lagged slate coffee pot stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: heady slap-happy electric furnace death wish

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: heady slap-happy electric furnace death wish

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Peach hairless deer antler locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: heady slap-happy electric furnace death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Tan double fault idea he suggested

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser clown

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: jade heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: deranged piazza stock car

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: concupiscible set hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Outnumbered Chad

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Chrome whorehouse

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Pale Swashbuckling Plaza

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: fragrant blue becky

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Crystalline supple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Translucent lodge macaca

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: mustard motley persian den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: irradiated mint hell antidepressant drug

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Boyish Claret Office

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Racy ocher state

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: bossy spectacular field

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: adventurous goal in life rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: floppy cocky chapel cuckold

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Walnut Legend

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: floppy cocky chapel cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Peach hairless deer antler locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Pale Swashbuckling Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: electric filthy philosopher-king

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored offensive native background story

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: milky maniacal lay

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Outnumbered Chad

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: floppy cocky chapel cuckold

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Outnumbered Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser clown

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: mustard motley persian den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: heady slap-happy electric furnace death wish

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Aquamarine Vigorous Center

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: titillating doctorate genital piercing

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Glittery casino wrinkle

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser clown

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: burgundy fanboi

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: electric filthy philosopher-king

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Outnumbered Chad

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: electric filthy philosopher-king

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Milk

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: stimulating library skinny woman

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Insecure school

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Thriller beta box office cuck

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: heady slap-happy electric furnace death wish

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Walnut Legend

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: heady slap-happy electric furnace death wish

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: mentally impaired love of her life dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: floppy cocky chapel cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Racy ocher state

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Comical insane hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Arousing mahogany athletic conference parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: yapping scarlet weed whacker

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: jade heaven

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Comical insane hall

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser clown

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Crystalline supple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: jade heaven

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Outnumbered Chad

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: jet-lagged slate coffee pot stage

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Alcoholic menage

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Insecure school

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: jade heaven

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: jade heaven

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: milky maniacal lay

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: heady slap-happy electric furnace death wish

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Hyperactive Free-loading Shrine

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: floppy cocky chapel cuckold

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: massive fat ankles

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Snowy pervert

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: jet-lagged slate coffee pot stage

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser clown

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: fragrant blue becky

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: milky maniacal lay

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: milky maniacal lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Chrome whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: jade heaven

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: hot bull headed indian lodge

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Crystalline supple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: useless corner foreskin

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: ruby flatulent cruise ship queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: heady slap-happy electric furnace death wish

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: emerald impertinent friendly grandma

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: garnet ceo

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: deranged piazza stock car

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: deranged piazza stock car

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: jade heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: yapping scarlet weed whacker

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Snowy pervert

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Outnumbered Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: heady slap-happy electric furnace death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Racy ocher state

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: burgundy fanboi

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: burgundy fanboi

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Histrionic twinkling uncleanness forum

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: titillating doctorate genital piercing

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: stirring black woman

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: iridescent marvelous church building depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: charismatic property azn

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: jade heaven

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Outnumbered Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Henna Tanning Salon

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: jade heaven

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Outnumbered Chad

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Curious Sadistic Meetinghouse Marketing Idea

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: burgundy fanboi

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: avocado locale

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Dashing buck-toothed tattoo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sanctuary boltzmann

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Crystalline supple digit ratio

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Hyperactive Free-loading Shrine

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: avocado locale

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Crystalline supple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: onyx goyim

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser clown

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Crystalline supple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: charismatic property azn

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: saffron anal theatre toilet seat

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: obsidian hissy fit resort

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Hyperactive Free-loading Shrine

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy vibrant corn cake dilemma

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Naked Arrogant Institution Nibblets

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: ruby flatulent cruise ship queen of the night

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: jade heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Naked Arrogant Institution Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: lime home

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Crystalline supple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: magenta big rigpig

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: ruddy sex offender hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Dull galvanic national security agency

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Excitant Very Tactful Dragon

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Peach hairless deer antler locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Exciting Flesh Selfie Stead

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Naked Arrogant Institution Nibblets

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Hyperactive Free-loading Shrine

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Exciting Flesh Selfie Stead

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: milky maniacal lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Pale Swashbuckling Plaza

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: burgundy fanboi

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: sapphire swollen trust fund stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: iridescent marvelous church building depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Crystalline supple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Pale Swashbuckling Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Peach hairless deer antler locus

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Puce learning disabled brunch

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Misanthropic Aromatic Coldplay Fan

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Outnumbered Chad

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser clown

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: mentally impaired love of her life dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Crystalline supple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Peach hairless deer antler locus

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: provocative ivory site

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Dull galvanic national security agency

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Naked Arrogant Institution Nibblets

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Pale Swashbuckling Plaza

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Excitant Very Tactful Dragon

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: lime home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Bright Kitty Boistinker

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Chocolate razzle spot wagecucks

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: Vivacious Police Squad Messiness

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Laughsome awkward bawdyhouse mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: at-the-ready black crackhouse

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Laughsome awkward bawdyhouse mediation

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: jet-lagged slate coffee pot stage

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Soul-stirring nursing home immigrant

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: stimulating library skinny woman

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Outnumbered Chad

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Pale Swashbuckling Plaza

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: stimulating library skinny woman

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: burgundy fanboi

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: exhilarant brindle patrolman

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: misunderstood university regret

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: milky maniacal lay

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: jet-lagged slate coffee pot stage

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Racy ocher state

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Outnumbered Chad

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: iridescent marvelous church building depressive

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Pale Swashbuckling Plaza

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Soul-stirring nursing home immigrant

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: bat shit crazy stain feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Racy ocher state

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Dark odious prole

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: passionate frozen therapy

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: passionate frozen therapy

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: mind-boggling up-to-no-good sweet tailpipe place of business

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone headpube telephone

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Racy ocher state

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: yapping scarlet weed whacker

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Hyperactive Free-loading Shrine

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone headpube telephone

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Appetizing violent jap house

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Dark odious prole

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: jet-lagged slate coffee pot stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Elite national

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: talented sable garrison dopamine

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: maize kitchen jewess

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Pale Swashbuckling Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Crystalline supple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Peach hairless deer antler locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: stimulating library skinny woman

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Comical insane hall

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: stimulating library skinny woman

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Hyperactive Free-loading Shrine

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: stimulating library skinny woman

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Hyperactive Free-loading Shrine

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: stimulating library skinny woman

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Comical insane hall

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: sinister base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: stimulating library skinny woman

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author:  maroon space

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Comical insane hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Soul-stirring nursing home immigrant

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Comical insane hall

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: stimulating library skinny woman

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Outnumbered Chad

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Racy ocher state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: yapping scarlet weed whacker

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: milky maniacal lay

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: know-it-all slippery reading party

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: electric filthy philosopher-king

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author:  party of the first part station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Peach hairless deer antler locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Aquamarine Vigorous Center

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Outnumbered Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Aquamarine Vigorous Center

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Aquamarine Vigorous Center

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Peach hairless deer antler locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: idiotic dingle berry masturbator

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: ruby flatulent cruise ship queen of the night

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author:  aggressive new version area

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author:  famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: exhilarant brindle patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling up-to-no-good sweet tailpipe place of business

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Pale Swashbuckling Plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: nighttime school cafeteria sneaky criminal

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: nudist church keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Pale Swashbuckling Plaza

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Wonderful Laser Beams Abode

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring nursing home immigrant

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: jade heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: exhilarant brindle patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring nursing home immigrant

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring nursing home immigrant

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Milk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author:  theater trump supporter

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Racy ocher state

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: burgundy fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Peach hairless deer antler locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Peach hairless deer antler locus

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: burgundy fanboi

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: twinkling principal's office

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: burgundy fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author:  theater trump supporter

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: twinkling principal's office

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: milky maniacal lay

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: lime home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Crystalline supple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: coiffed factory reset button address

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Peach hairless deer antler locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author:  party of the first part station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Peach hairless deer antler locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy vibrant corn cake dilemma

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author:  theater trump supporter

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Pale Swashbuckling Plaza

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Peach hairless deer antler locus

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: mind-boggling up-to-no-good sweet tailpipe place of business

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: pea-brained talking step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: Rebellious

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: pea-brained talking step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: jade heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: concupiscible set hominid

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Dull galvanic national security agency

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy vibrant corn cake dilemma

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Pale Swashbuckling Plaza

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Milk

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Racy ocher state

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored offensive native background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author:  autistic circlehead

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: Vivacious Police Squad Messiness

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Vivacious Police Squad Messiness

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: dun faggotry

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Snowy pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Crystalline supple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: burgundy fanboi

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: seedy hateful gaming laptop

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: brass cruel-hearted rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Pale Swashbuckling Plaza

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Soul-stirring nursing home immigrant

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: burgundy fanboi

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Crystalline supple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Hairraiser clown

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: seedy hateful gaming laptop

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Orange

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: rose roommate

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: avocado locale

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: dun faggotry

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author:  gay degenerate puppy

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: saffron anal theatre toilet seat

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Aquamarine Vigorous Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Arousing mahogany athletic conference parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sanctuary boltzmann

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: haunting turdskin

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: 180 point mad cow disease

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: fantasy-prone halford

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: hilarious overrated bbw

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: saffron anal theatre toilet seat

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: hilarious overrated bbw

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author:  aggressive new version area

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Pale Swashbuckling Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Pale Swashbuckling Plaza

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: avocado locale

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author:  theater trump supporter

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Dashing buck-toothed tattoo

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author:  theater trump supporter

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: saffron anal theatre toilet seat

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Orange

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author:  theater trump supporter

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Pale Swashbuckling Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Milk

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Orange

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author:  aggressive new version area

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Pale Swashbuckling Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author:  indirect expression

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: zombie-like

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: twinkling principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: jet-lagged slate coffee pot stage

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author:  tripping

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Dull galvanic national security agency

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Walnut Legend

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: carmine shivering incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: underhanded people who are hurt brethren

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: yapping scarlet weed whacker

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: underhanded people who are hurt brethren

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: seedy hateful gaming laptop

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: carmine shivering incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: poppy gay wizard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Pale Swashbuckling Plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: grizzly nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Red infuriating son of senegal hairy legs

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: burgundy fanboi

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Racy ocher state

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author:  cyan sandwich newt

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Naked Arrogant Institution Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: fragrant blue becky

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Comical insane hall

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Vivacious Police Squad Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Naked Arrogant Institution Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: unhinged fuchsia old irish cottage really tough guy

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: lemon kitty cat

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: concupiscible set hominid

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Naked Arrogant Institution Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Comical insane hall

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Medicated stage

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: lime home

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac sanctuary boltzmann

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: pontificating

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Walnut Legend

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: exhilarant brindle patrolman

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: deranged piazza stock car

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Crystalline supple digit ratio

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author:  cuckoldry

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Hairraiser clown

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Hairraiser clown

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Hairraiser clown

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: jet-lagged slate coffee pot stage

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Walnut Legend

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: burgundy fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author:  gay degenerate puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: twinkling principal's office

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Dark odious prole

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: fragrant blue becky

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: stimulating library skinny woman

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: yapping scarlet weed whacker

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author:  party of the first part station

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Comical insane hall

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: twinkling principal's office

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: gaped flirting

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Hyperactive Free-loading Shrine

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: Salmon dead faggot firefighter

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Salmon dead faggot firefighter

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Exciting Flesh Selfie Stead

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: gaped flirting

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: milky maniacal lay

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: gaped flirting

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Salmon dead faggot firefighter

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: milky maniacal lay

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Salmon dead faggot firefighter

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: passionate frozen therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: saffron anal theatre toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: stimulating library skinny woman

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Umber

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Crusty purple mother

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: fantasy-prone halford

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: amber well-lubricated range tank

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: twinkling principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Aquamarine Vigorous Center

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Aquamarine Vigorous Center

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author:  cyan sandwich newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: provocative ivory site

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Aquamarine Vigorous Center

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Orange

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Aquamarine Vigorous Center

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: provocative ivory site

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Hyperactive Free-loading Shrine

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: jade heaven

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: titillating doctorate genital piercing

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Wonderful Laser Beams Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Insecure school

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: milky maniacal lay

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author:  indirect expression

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: haunting turdskin

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring nursing home immigrant

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: gaped flirting

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: zombie-like



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: al sapienza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Unholy water buffalo scourge upon the earth

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: ruby flatulent cruise ship queen of the night

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Crystalline supple digit ratio

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser clown

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author:  sienna juggernaut

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author:  federal cumskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author:  Gold Organic Girlfriend

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: zombie-like



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author:  azure

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author:  Voyeur Haunted Graveyard

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: nudist church keepsake machete

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: Orange

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: titillating doctorate genital piercing

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: magenta big rigpig

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: zombie-like



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sanctuary boltzmann

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: jet-lagged slate coffee pot stage

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Arousing mahogany athletic conference parlor

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author:  aggressive new version area

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Arousing mahogany athletic conference parlor

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: honey-headed razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: gaped flirting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Racy ocher state

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: avocado locale

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: nudist church keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: disgusting internet-worthy

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: deranged piazza stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author:  Multi-billionaire Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Racy ocher state

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: lavender narrow-minded gaping

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author:  dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: gaped flirting

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: seedy hateful gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: fishy

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Walnut Legend

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author:  apoplectic

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author:  Multi-billionaire Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: kink-friendly

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: adventurous goal in life rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: plum legal warrant liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: duck-like filthpig

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Arousing mahogany athletic conference parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: Navy elastic band volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: hyperventilating high-end



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: carnelian low-t private investor

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: stubborn fluffy mood

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: carnelian low-t private investor

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: hyperventilating high-end

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Peach hairless deer antler locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: hyperventilating high-end

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Light Main People

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: hyperventilating high-end

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Zippy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Navy elastic band volcanic crater

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author:  dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: chartreuse parlour toaster

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: titillating doctorate genital piercing

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: sepia generalized bond

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: sepia generalized bond

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: 

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: zombie-like



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Wonderful Laser Beams Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Pink quadroon community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Wonderful Laser Beams Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: sepia generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author:  deep

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: sepia generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: sepia generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: sepia generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: balding lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: khaki



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: ultramarine abusive half-breed pozpig

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Pocket Flask

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author:  deep

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy vibrant corn cake dilemma

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Erotic Blood Rage

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: shimmering irate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Rambunctious Vermilion Personal Credit Line

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Zippy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Misanthropic Aromatic Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: 

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: ultramarine abusive half-breed pozpig

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: 

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Confused territorial idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: ruddy sex offender hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Orange



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Olive fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: aqua self-absorbed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: twisted out-of-control mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: Orange



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: trip white market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: glassy sound barrier

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: frum potus

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: amethyst blathering crotch

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: cowardly insanely creepy preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: Orange



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Glittery casino wrinkle

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author:  Bearded Boiling Water

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author:  Bearded Boiling Water

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author:  bronze



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Adulterous



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  useless brakes mental disorder

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: carnelian low-t private investor

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author:  roast beef

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author:  bronze



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45309181)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author:  bronze

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Multi-colored offensive native background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author:  violent windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: buff fighting

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: fishy

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: Adulterous



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author:  useless brakes mental disorder

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: bisexual doobsian

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Costumed Travel Guidebook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: sepia generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: 

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  bronze



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Turquoise Vengeful



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: sickened associate

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Bateful Sooty Theater Stage Shitlib

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Multi-colored offensive native background story

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: al sapienza

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49330062)