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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
drab heaven
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
marvelous coffee pot chad
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
marvelous coffee pot chad
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
180 spruce base
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
marvelous coffee pot chad
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
180 spruce base
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
marvelous coffee pot chad
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
drab heaven
  01/05/26
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drab heaven
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
marvelous coffee pot chad
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
drab heaven
  01/06/26
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heady sienna rigpig
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
marvelous coffee pot chad
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
mauve mediation lodge
  01/06/26
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Spectacular Brunch Antidepressant Drug
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Tan Abode Place Of Business
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
marvelous coffee pot chad
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
chartreuse quadroon hell
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
marvelous coffee pot chad
  01/06/26
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Opaque supple senate death wish
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Tan Abode Place Of Business
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
marvelous coffee pot chad
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
chartreuse quadroon hell
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
marvelous coffee pot chad
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
chartreuse quadroon hell
  01/06/26
Lmao
drab heaven
  01/06/26
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mentally impaired police squad spot
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Crystalline stimulating ladyboy digit ratio
  01/06/26
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180 spruce base
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: drab heaven

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: marvelous coffee pot chad

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: marvelous coffee pot chad

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: 180 spruce base

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: marvelous coffee pot chad

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: 180 spruce base

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: marvelous coffee pot chad

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: drab heaven

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: drab heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: marvelous coffee pot chad

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: drab heaven

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: heady sienna rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: marvelous coffee pot chad

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: mauve mediation lodge

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Spectacular Brunch Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Tan Abode Place Of Business

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: marvelous coffee pot chad

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: chartreuse quadroon hell

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: marvelous coffee pot chad

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Opaque supple senate death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Tan Abode Place Of Business

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: marvelous coffee pot chad

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: chartreuse quadroon hell

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: marvelous coffee pot chad

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: chartreuse quadroon hell

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: drab heaven

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: mentally impaired police squad spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Crystalline stimulating ladyboy digit ratio

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: 180 spruce base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2)#49566761)