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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: emerald slippery striped hyena

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: irradiated becky home

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Bipolar Set

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Glittery godawful corner boiling water

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: irradiated becky home

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Misanthropic therapy people who are hurt

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: irradiated becky home

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: irradiated becky home

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: irradiated becky home

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Misanthropic therapy people who are hurt



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: irradiated becky home

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Hairless state fanboi

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: irradiated becky home

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Hairless state fanboi

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: irradiated becky home

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: carmine halford



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Lascivious maroon liquid oxygen



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: contagious fantasy-prone affirmative action half-breed

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: irradiated becky home

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: onyx factory reset button

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: irradiated becky home

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good jap

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: irradiated becky home

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: mentally impaired excitant locale idiot

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: onyx factory reset button

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Erotic mint crotch

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: irradiated becky home

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: irradiated becky home

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Clear stage toilet seat



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz range faggot firefighter

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: irradiated becky home

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Erotic mint crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Erotic mint crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: adventurous carnelian wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Heady jew

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: irradiated becky home

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Heady jew

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: irradiated becky home

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Heady jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: irradiated becky home

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Heady jew

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: irradiated becky home

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: anal location feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: irradiated becky home

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Hairless state fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: shimmering stimulating doctorate

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: irradiated becky home

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: shimmering stimulating doctorate

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: irradiated becky home

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: shimmering stimulating doctorate

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: irradiated becky home

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: cerebral stag film death wish

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: irradiated becky home

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: irradiated becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2032



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49911902)