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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Beady-eyed Depressive 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: white bawdyhouse This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Beady-eyed Depressive lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: white bawdyhouse My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Beady-eyed Depressive You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: racy casino trust fund Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Histrionic alcoholic crackhouse gay wizard It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: wonderful market Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Learning disabled meetinghouse haunted graveyard You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Beady-eyed Depressive brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Learning disabled meetinghouse haunted graveyard glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: wonderful market You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: dull naked trailer park mexican $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: wonderful market Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: dull naked trailer park mexican thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Exciting dun parlour people who are hurt 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Beady-eyed Depressive ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Exciting dun parlour people who are hurt investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Wine locus $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Cheese-eating Station Gaming Laptop I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Wine locus good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Vibrant blood rage $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Bateful Voyeur six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: electric greedy digit ratio brunch 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: wonderful market Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: aromatic box office what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: laughsome church building 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Soul-stirring school me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: laughsome church building It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: white bawdyhouse 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: wonderful market the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: exhilarant slate business firm Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: white bawdyhouse I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: aromatic box office mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: laughsome church building In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: aromatic box office yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Motley public bath Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Lascivious ebony shrine half-breed 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Beady-eyed Depressive fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: big-titted heaven private investor A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: big-titted heaven private investor OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Chartreuse fantasy-prone shitlib A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Lascivious ebony shrine half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: crusty mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: dull naked trailer park mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: racy casino trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Mildly Autistic Space Coffee Pot Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Hilarious Kitchen $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Transparent hyperactive locale can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Salmon indian lodge background story Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: aromatic box office nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Salmon indian lodge background story Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Dashing stubborn lay You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: sooty chad Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: razzle-dazzle round eye hell Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Exciting dun parlour people who are hurt damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: ivory insanely creepy puppy Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: provocative maniacal french chef Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Cheese-eating Station Gaming Laptop 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: bipolar cruise ship Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: magenta tripping roommate office 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Titillating gunner garrison 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: aromatic box office 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: wonderful market Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: ivory insanely creepy puppy 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Thriller School Cafeteria Boiling Water literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Spectacular orange headpube electric furnace I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Transparent hyperactive locale so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Thriller School Cafeteria Boiling Water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: big-titted heaven private investor 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: exhilarant slate business firm Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Learning disabled meetinghouse haunted graveyard how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: exhilarant slate business firm I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Learning disabled meetinghouse haunted graveyard 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: exhilarant slate business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: multi-colored umber psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Vibrant blood rage Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Vibrant blood rage $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: House-broken odious location $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Mildly Autistic Space Coffee Pot I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: floppy preventive strike site 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49598250) |