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Afternoon at the zoo with family - $182

Two adult tix - $60 One kid 3 and over - $20 One kid under...
Salmon razzle potus
  10/11/25
shocked this wasn't disco.
effete vibrant cuckoldry codepig
  10/11/25
Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman&rsquo...
Salmon razzle potus
  10/11/25
did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?
effete vibrant cuckoldry codepig
  10/13/25
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Anal floppy mother
  10/15/25
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cheese-eating depressive mood
  10/15/25
Were there rowdy niggers
saffron splenetic fat ankles fortuitous meteor
  10/11/25
You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incid...
ocher soggy national pisswyrm
  10/11/25
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Nudist Hideous Faggot Firefighter Associate
  10/12/25
u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd
spectacular amethyst tattoo
  10/11/25
We gave it tons of faggot lettuce
Salmon razzle potus
  10/11/25
do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos ...
free-loading ultramarine shitlib parlor
  10/11/25
well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla...
spectacular amethyst tattoo
  10/12/25
*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *
razzle-dazzle nofapping area
  10/11/25
Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs t...
stirring rusted brunch
  10/11/25
Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”
vigorous plaza
  10/11/25
they usually live in one anyway
ocher soggy national pisswyrm
  10/11/25
if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd
Light alcoholic gaping
  10/11/25
Two adult tix - $20 One kid 3 and over - $7 One kid un...
bossy swashbuckling theater
  10/11/25
We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with t...
Glassy Pistol
  10/11/25
Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it&r...
razzle-dazzle nofapping area
  10/11/25
everything is so expensive
Black swollen quadroon
  10/11/25
$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.
razzle-dazzle nofapping area
  10/11/25
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ocher soggy national pisswyrm
  10/11/25
Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame
razzle-dazzle nofapping area
  10/11/25
How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those...
Glassy Pistol
  10/11/25
They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy g...
razzle-dazzle nofapping area
  10/11/25
also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which i...
Peach motley menage
  10/14/25
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ocher soggy national pisswyrm
  10/11/25
I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our fron...
Salmon razzle potus
  10/11/25
Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours...
razzle-dazzle nofapping area
  10/11/25
Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoyin...
Salmon razzle potus
  10/11/25
Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bri...
razzle-dazzle nofapping area
  10/11/25
No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours You&...
Salmon razzle potus
  10/11/25
our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your ...
razzle-dazzle nofapping area
  10/11/25
No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re ...
Salmon razzle potus
  10/11/25
(obese prole goy) jews learn to walk because of shabbos. ...
razzle-dazzle nofapping area
  10/11/25
(Kike liar)
Salmon razzle potus
  10/11/25
cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's un...
turquoise center
  10/11/25
If only I had answered that 4 times already itt
Salmon razzle potus
  10/11/25
it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took eve...
Peach motley menage
  10/14/25
$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. Yo...
razzle-dazzle nofapping area
  10/11/25
Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupi...
Salmon razzle potus
  10/11/25
No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spend...
razzle-dazzle nofapping area
  10/11/25
One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers
Salmon razzle potus
  10/11/25
rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will ...
razzle-dazzle nofapping area
  10/11/25
No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for...
Salmon razzle potus
  10/11/25
parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that...
razzle-dazzle nofapping area
  10/11/25
Yea I know that trust me Did I hit a little close to hom...
Salmon razzle potus
  10/11/25
I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried ...
Slate wild pit ceo
  10/11/25
rofl btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about...
razzle-dazzle nofapping area
  10/11/25
No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself t...
Anal floppy mother
  10/15/25
rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?
razzle-dazzle nofapping area
  10/15/25
it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being o...
Peach motley menage
  10/15/25
at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending
Slate wild pit ceo
  10/11/25
$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.
razzle-dazzle nofapping area
  10/11/25
don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competi...
Slate wild pit ceo
  10/11/25
You could have gotten an annual membership for probably abou...
Peach motley menage
  10/12/25
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razzle-dazzle nofapping area
  10/12/25
Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go lik...
Peach motley menage
  10/13/25
I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.
Big-titted honey-headed shrine love of her life
  10/12/25
Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we ge...
talented cobalt indian lodge
  10/12/25
OP destroyed ITT
Sexy community account market
  10/13/25
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razzle-dazzle nofapping area
  10/15/25
if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller ...
Odious rehab
  10/13/25


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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Salmon razzle potus

Two adult tix - $60

One kid 3 and over - $20

One kid under 3 - $0

Lunch: 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 1 kids meal - $40

One bottle of water - $7

One wagon rental - $25

Feeding the giraffe - $15 (x2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342419)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: effete vibrant cuckoldry codepig

shocked this wasn't disco.

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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Salmon razzle potus

Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman’s lost battery so she was stuck on the jungle path

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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: effete vibrant cuckoldry codepig

did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?

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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Anal floppy mother



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: cheese-eating depressive mood



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: saffron splenetic fat ankles fortuitous meteor

Were there rowdy niggers

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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: ocher soggy national pisswyrm

You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incidental.

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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: Nudist Hideous Faggot Firefighter Associate



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: spectacular amethyst tattoo

u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd

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Date: October 11th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Salmon razzle potus

We gave it tons of faggot lettuce

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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: free-loading ultramarine shitlib parlor

do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos youd like to share with the class

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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:38 AM
Author: spectacular amethyst tattoo

well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla whatevers so i went to local zoo and they had some gorilla looking things but i also found that the zoo keepers looked like gorillas too so felt i got my moneys worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49343072)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nofapping area

*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *

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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: stirring rusted brunch

Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs to work 16 hours to take their kids to the fucking zoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342571)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: vigorous plaza

Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”

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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: ocher soggy national pisswyrm

they usually live in one anyway

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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Light alcoholic gaping

if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd

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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: bossy swashbuckling theater

Two adult tix - $20

One kid 3 and over - $7

One kid under 3 - $5

Niggers to fuck ur wife & kids - $150

Getting to watch and film - PRICELESS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342587)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Glassy Pistol

We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with three visits. We go all the time.

It's like $50 if we eat there and we don't fall for the gift shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342776)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nofapping area

Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it’s flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342893)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Black swollen quadroon

everything is so expensive

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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nofapping area

$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342837)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: ocher soggy national pisswyrm



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nofapping area

Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342844)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Glassy Pistol

How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those can be worth a thousand dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342846)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nofapping area

They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy gluttonous American behavior. We have 2 and 4 and they walk everywhere and don’t whine because we don’t tolerate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342890)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Peach motley menage

also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which is essentially a wagon

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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: ocher soggy national pisswyrm



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Salmon razzle potus

I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our front porch and I haven’t got a new one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342854)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nofapping area

Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours. Good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342891)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Salmon razzle potus

Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoying kike

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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nofapping area

Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bring a stroller. The kid over 3 has no excuse whatsoever for not walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342933)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Salmon razzle potus

No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours

You’re fucking stupid. All your points itt are fucking stupid. No wonder you kikes got gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342937)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nofapping area

our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your kids who stuck them in some prole wagons. they're used to walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342951)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Salmon razzle potus

No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re a kike liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342956)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nofapping area

(obese prole goy)

jews learn to walk because of shabbos. at our zoo, they walk a fuckton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342963)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Salmon razzle potus

(Kike liar)

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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: turquoise center

cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's under $100 for a family of 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342897)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Salmon razzle potus

If only I had answered that 4 times already itt

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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Peach motley menage

it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took everyone to disneyworld a few years ago my wife insisted we bring the stroller for our 4 year old who hadn't used it since he turned 3 and I thought it was dumb and unnecessary. we ended up using it every day at the parks and it was an easy way to tote all our crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49348053)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nofapping area

$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. You spent over double for no reason. Bring your own food and don’t get upsold by a stupid giraffe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342908)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Salmon razzle potus

Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupid cheap kike

Wagon rental was also necessary because I dont have one as of 2 days ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342932)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nofapping area

No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spending. Something else would have been the highlight if you didn’t spend $30 on this bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342935)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Salmon razzle potus

One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342938)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nofapping area

rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will be drugged out on jewish drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342954)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Salmon razzle potus

No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for their parents who played college tennis then went to HLS and work as IP attorneys writing expert reports

I’m sure your 135 pound frame will put up a great defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342960)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nofapping area

parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342967)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Salmon razzle potus

Yea I know that trust me

Did I hit a little close to home? I have more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342970)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Slate wild pit ceo

I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried chicken fingers and stale fries for life

oh and that Dasani water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342964)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nofapping area

rofl

btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about the kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342973)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Anal floppy mother

No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself to the entry ticket alone. It’s like going out for a fancy dinner without alcohol. Price it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49352066)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nofapping area

rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49352079)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Peach motley menage

it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being outside and check out the animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49352086)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Slate wild pit ceo

at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342914)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nofapping area

$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.

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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Slate wild pit ceo

don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competition to spend the bare minimum at every opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342957)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:13 AM
Author: Peach motley menage

You could have gotten an annual membership for probably about that. And you don’t need to rent a wagon or buy any of that other crap. Giraffe feeding is prole as fuck. Fun to lol at the fags standing in long ass lines for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49343157)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle nofapping area



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Peach motley menage

Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go like 2.5x per year and it pays for itself plus they have zoo reciprocity so you get half price or sometimes full discount if you're ever in another area.

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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Big-titted honey-headed shrine love of her life

I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.

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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: talented cobalt indian lodge

Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we get a stance on Palestine?

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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Sexy community account market

OP destroyed ITT

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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nofapping area



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Odious rehab

if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller or hiking backpack to carry the kids. pack food and snacks for kids

if this was a destination zoo trip like the san diego zoo, i suppose your spending is understandable

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