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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
bateful sneaky criminal
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Anal blathering personal credit line yarmulke
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
bateful sneaky criminal
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
Anal blathering personal credit line yarmulke
  10/17/25
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Cerebral magenta idea he suggested
  10/17/25
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Rim Tiggins
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Dark Crackhouse Ratface
  10/17/25
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bateful sneaky criminal
  10/17/25
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Saffron kitchen
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Apoplectic People Who Are Hurt Sanctuary
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Dark Crackhouse Ratface
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Dark Crackhouse Ratface
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
bateful sneaky criminal
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
kumbaya moderate sashaying into your thread
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
vibrant very tactful genital piercing
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Painfully Honest Area
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
bateful sneaky criminal
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Painfully Honest Area
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Razzle-dazzle crotch
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Painfully Honest Area
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
bateful sneaky criminal
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
ponyboy curtis
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Heady institution
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
bateful sneaky criminal
  10/17/25
...
Drunken Space Hunting Ground
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Razzle-dazzle crotch
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Cerebral magenta idea he suggested
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
House-broken parlour karate
  10/17/25
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bateful sneaky criminal
  10/17/25
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Drunken Space Hunting Ground
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Cerebral magenta idea he suggested
  10/17/25
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Saffron kitchen
  10/17/25
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Nazca Redlines
  10/18/25
lol
A Dick is Not Dispositive
  10/18/25
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STEPHEN MILLER
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Stimulating kitty
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
bateful sneaky criminal
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
Stimulating kitty
  10/17/25
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bateful sneaky criminal
  10/17/25
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Rim Tiggins
  10/18/25
:(
blue stock car heaven
  10/17/25
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kink-friendly charismatic wrinkle
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
coral gay wizard
  10/18/25
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irradiated crusty theater
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Apoplectic People Who Are Hurt Sanctuary
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
at-the-ready adventurous abode goal in life
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
beta vivacious garrison
  10/18/25
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goy orbison
  10/18/25
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....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,..,::,....,:,..,.
  10/18/25
no homo at all
richard clock
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
at-the-ready adventurous abode goal in life
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,..,::,....,:,..,.
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Candy Ride
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
.,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
full-time AI slop consumer
  10/18/25
...
kumbaya moderate sashaying into your thread
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
VP of Poasting
  10/18/25
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richard clock
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Anal blathering personal credit line yarmulke

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Anal blathering personal credit line yarmulke

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Cerebral magenta idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Rim Tiggins (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Dark Crackhouse Ratface

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Saffron kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Apoplectic People Who Are Hurt Sanctuary

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Dark Crackhouse Ratface

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Dark Crackhouse Ratface

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: kumbaya moderate sashaying into your thread (gunneratttt)

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: vibrant very tactful genital piercing

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Area

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Area

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle crotch

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Area

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis (If I May, tp)

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Heady institution

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Drunken Space Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle crotch

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Cerebral magenta idea he suggested

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: House-broken parlour karate

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Drunken Space Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Cerebral magenta idea he suggested

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Saffron kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Stimulating kitty

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Stimulating kitty

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Rim Tiggins (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: blue stock car heaven

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: kink-friendly charismatic wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: coral gay wizard

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: irradiated crusty theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Apoplectic People Who Are Hurt Sanctuary

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: at-the-ready adventurous abode goal in life

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: beta vivacious garrison

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,..,::,....,:,..,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: richard clock

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: at-the-ready adventurous abode goal in life

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,..,::,....,:,..,.


If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Candy Ride

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: full-time AI slop consumer

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: kumbaya moderate sashaying into your thread (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: VP of Poasting

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49359746)