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Made this joke at fancy dinner wife hosted. Nobody laughed

She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady d...
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180 stubborn voyeur garrison
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lol i like it
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Up-to-no-good Double Fault Stead
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that's a good joke. those people suck
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You're invited next time
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CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like e...
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He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.
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I guffawed
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Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal...
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It's a good joke. Get new friends.
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(except he should beat them within an inch of their respecti...
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they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so mak...
aqua library
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People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.
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I don't get it
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"More like Jones GAY!"
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good joke i would've laughed
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: offensive judgmental newt mediation

She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Arrogant market



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Indigo hateful location private investor



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: glittery underhanded stage



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Chrome demanding theater stage messiness

boooo

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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: 180 stubborn voyeur garrison



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: aqua library

lol i like it

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Double Fault Stead



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: passionate internal respiration rigpig

that's a good joke. those people suck

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: offensive judgmental newt mediation

You're invited next time

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: galvanic abode generalized bond

CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: offensive judgmental newt mediation

He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: fighting dilemma

That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: glittery underhanded stage



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Titillating Hairless Box Office Hissy Fit



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Cordovan hominid office



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Dun bbw



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Razzle slate cruise ship mexican



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: orange pungent indian lodge

I guffawed

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Dun bbw

Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Maroon area useless brakes

It's a good joke. Get new friends.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: motley disturbing legal warrant locale

cr

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: floppy potus

(except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them)

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: aqua library

they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives.

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Double Fault Stead

People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Lake pervert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored Sable Sneaky Criminal

"He's a microbiologist."

"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Ruby space idea he suggested



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: fighting dilemma



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: offensive judgmental newt mediation

I don't get it

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: cracking menage

You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: offensive judgmental newt mediation



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Unholy rose address



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Double Fault Stead



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Dun bbw



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Mewling mad-dog skullcap knife



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: diverse sooty sweet tailpipe

"More like Jones GAY!"

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: talented spruce feces volcanic crater

good joke i would've laughed

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