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Trump to pay for $5.3 million Statue on White House Lawn of 12yo Blond Girl
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Date: July 31st, 2025 5:55 PM Author: AZNgirl Signing Trade Deal w/Sigma Alpha Epsilon Trump to Pay $5.3 Million for Statue of 12-Year-Old Blond Girl on White House Lawn
Says It’s 'For American Values'
*By Chad Bernstein-Goldstein, Senior Outrage Correspondent*
In a bold move that has left both art critics and child psychologists baffled, former President Donald Trump announced plans to personally fund a $5.3 million marble statue of a 12-year-old blond girl to be installed prominently on the White House lawn. “It’s a beautiful statue, folks. The most beautiful. Represents America’s values—innocence, greatness, you know, things the radical left hates,” Trump proclaimed at a hastily organized press conference. When asked why specifically a 12-year-old blond girl, Trump responded, “I’ve always had an eye for talent. She’s going to be yuge for tourism.”
Critics are calling it "weird," "creepy," and "quintessentially Trump." Meanwhile, MAGA supporters have already begun selling T-shirts with the slogan: “Make 12yo Girls Great Again.”
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