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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Sooty Sticky Useless Brakes Forum
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
chocolate aromatic university old irish cottage
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
chocolate aromatic university old irish cottage
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
pontificating elastic band
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
chocolate aromatic university old irish cottage
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
pontificating elastic band
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
chocolate aromatic university old irish cottage
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Sooty Sticky Useless Brakes Forum
  01/05/26
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Sooty Sticky Useless Brakes Forum
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
chocolate aromatic university old irish cottage
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Sooty Sticky Useless Brakes Forum
  01/06/26
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Buff school cafeteria doctorate
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
chocolate aromatic university old irish cottage
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
scarlet frum friendly grandma
  01/06/26
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cerise kitchen organic girlfriend
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Cowardly church queen of the night
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
chocolate aromatic university old irish cottage
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Jet State
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
chocolate aromatic university old irish cottage
  01/06/26
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Effete resort
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Cowardly church queen of the night
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
chocolate aromatic university old irish cottage
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Jet State
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
chocolate aromatic university old irish cottage
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Jet State
  01/06/26
Lmao
Sooty Sticky Useless Brakes Forum
  01/06/26
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gaped charismatic heaven
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Awkward temple
  01/06/26
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pontificating elastic band
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Sooty Sticky Useless Brakes Forum

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: chocolate aromatic university old irish cottage

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: chocolate aromatic university old irish cottage

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: pontificating elastic band

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: chocolate aromatic university old irish cottage

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: pontificating elastic band

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: chocolate aromatic university old irish cottage

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Sooty Sticky Useless Brakes Forum

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Sooty Sticky Useless Brakes Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: chocolate aromatic university old irish cottage

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Sooty Sticky Useless Brakes Forum

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Buff school cafeteria doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: chocolate aromatic university old irish cottage

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: scarlet frum friendly grandma

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: cerise kitchen organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Cowardly church queen of the night

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: chocolate aromatic university old irish cottage

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Jet State

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: chocolate aromatic university old irish cottage

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Effete resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Cowardly church queen of the night

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: chocolate aromatic university old irish cottage

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Jet State

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: chocolate aromatic university old irish cottage

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Jet State

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Sooty Sticky Useless Brakes Forum

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: gaped charismatic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Awkward temple

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: pontificating elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566761)